Just got a text..

Swaye

from the buddy I am going with tomorrow. The one whose wife is bringing a friend. He says she is hot with great tits, but a little more "wholesome" than I am used to. An elementary teacher. No kids. 15 years younger than me. Maybe wholesome is what I need? Will report in with pics if she isn't ugly as sin. Will try to fuck either way. Later.

Baseman

Swaye said:

from the buddy I am going with tomorrow. The one whose wife is bringing a friend. He says she is hot with great tits, but a little more "wholesome" than I am used to. An elementary teacher. No kids. 15 years younger than me. Maybe wholesome is what I need? Will report in with pics if she isn't ugly as sin. Will try to fuck either way. Later.

Lucky bastard. First our fish. Smokes. Free tuition. Casinos. Per Capita's. Fuck off.

PurpleBaze

Swaye said:

from the buddy I am going with tomorrow. The one whose wife is bringing a friend. He says she is hot with great tits, but a little more "wholesome" than I am used to. An elementary teacher. No kids. 15 years younger than me. Maybe wholesome is what I need? Will report in with pics if she isn't ugly as sin. Will try to fuck either way. Later.

Pitchfork51

Teachers and nurses are all DTF. Your friends wife is full of shit.

I say your friends wife because he probably is parroting her opinion.

Swaye

Pitchfork51 said:

Teachers and nurses are all DTF. Your friends wife is full of shit.

I say your friends wife because he probably is parroting her opinion.

I hope not. I've known the wife for 15 years. She knows I am a shallow man whore who requires a certain level of looks before I will "date" them. I'll fuck ugly, but I won't talk to it.

Pitchfork51

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Teachers and nurses are all DTF. Your friends wife is full of shit.

I say your friends wife because he probably is parroting her opinion.

I hope not. I've known the wife for 15 years. She knows I am a shallow man whore who requires a certain level of looks before I will "date" them. I'll fuck ugly, but I won't talk to it.

I'm referring to the wholesome and non dtf part

Single chicks go on vacation to receive the d

Swaye

Pitchfork51 said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Teachers and nurses are all DTF. Your friends wife is full of shit.

I say your friends wife because he probably is parroting her opinion.

I hope not. I've known the wife for 15 years. She knows I am a shallow man whore who requires a certain level of looks before I will "date" them. I'll fuck ugly, but I won't talk to it.

I'm referring to the wholesome and non dtf part

I am dumb.

Swaye

I hope wholesome doesn't mean bible thumper. Jesus. It will be a long week avoiding her if so.

Pitchfork51

Swaye said:

I hope wholesome doesn't mean bible thumper. Jesus. It will be a long week avoiding her if so.

I don't think there are any Bible thumpers that don't have kids by like 23.

I would bet you are safe. But be safe. Because she wants kids.

Swaye

Pitchfork51 said:

Swaye said:

I hope wholesome doesn't mean bible thumper. Jesus. It will be a long week avoiding her if so.

I don't think there are any Bible thumpers that don't have kids by like 23.

I would bet you are safe. But be safe. Because she wants kids.

It's funny, this thing started out as a "come hang with us, we'll pay...this will be fun, and oh yeah my wife is bringing a friend..." It has slowly morphed into something that feels like a week long extended double date. E-mails telling me things like "She is pretty excited to meet you...my wife and her have been shopping for swimming suits all afternoon...she wants to look good...etc." Which is great if she is reasonably good looking, decent to talk to, wants to get shitfaced, and ready for Geronimo coitus. Terribly bad if she is fucking horrible to look at or talk to. I should have known there was some ulterior motive to offering to pay for me. FML.

allpurpleallgold

Pics or stfu

RaceBannon

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Swaye said:

I hope wholesome doesn't mean bible thumper. Jesus. It will be a long week avoiding her if so.

I don't think there are any Bible thumpers that don't have kids by like 23.

I would bet you are safe. But be safe. Because she wants kids.

It's funny, this thing started out as a "come hang with us, we'll pay...this will be fun, and oh yeah my wife is bringing a friend..." It has slowly morphed into something that feels like a week long extended double date. E-mails telling me things like "She is pretty excited to meet you...my wife and her have been shopping for swimming suits all afternoon...she wants to look good...etc." Which is great if she is reasonably good looking, decent to talk to, wants to get shitfaced, and ready for Geronimo coitus. Terribly bad if she is fucking horrible to look at or talk to. I should have known there was some ulterior motive to offering to pay for me. FML.

Think of her as being like Race only not near as hot

Swaye

allpurpleallgold said:

Pics or stfu

She's white. Probably has a skinny ass. You'll hate her.

GrundleStiltzkin

@allpurpleallgold

Tagging myself in this thread so I can check back for the pics of the 17 year old.

Swaye

GrundleStiltzkin said:

@allpurpleallgold

Tagging myself in this thread so I can check back for the pics of the 17 year old.

I'll start a new thread. I wish I was only 32. The salad days.

theknowledge

White panty bitches can surprise you sometimes. Dirty birdies. Please update this thread after visual contact has been made.

GrundleStiltzkin

theknowledge said:

White panty bitches can surprise you sometimes. Dirty birdies. Please update this thread after visual contact has been made.

Mad_Son

Swaye said:

Will report in with pics if she isn't ugly as sin. Will try to fuck either way. Later.

Pitchfork51

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Swaye said:

I hope wholesome doesn't mean bible thumper. Jesus. It will be a long week avoiding her if so.

I don't think there are any Bible thumpers that don't have kids by like 23.

I would bet you are safe. But be safe. Because she wants kids.

It's funny, this thing started out as a "come hang with us, we'll pay...this will be fun, and oh yeah my wife is bringing a friend..." It has slowly morphed into something that feels like a week long extended double date. E-mails telling me things like "She is pretty excited to meet you...my wife and her have been shopping for swimming suits all afternoon...she wants to look good...etc." Which is great if she is reasonably good looking, decent to talk to, wants to get shitfaced, and ready for Geronimo coitus. Terribly bad if she is fucking horrible to look at or talk to. I should have known there was some ulterior motive to offering to pay for me. FML.

You were invited on a vacation because a chick didn't want to feel lonely and it took you this long to figure this all out?

It IS an extended double date.

Because of the implication.

PurpleThrobber

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Teachers and nurses are all DTF. Your friends wife is full of shit.

I say your friends wife because he probably is parroting her opinion.

I hope not. I've known the wife for 15 years. She knows I am a shallow man whore who requires a certain level of looks before I will "date" them. I'll fuck ugly, but I won't talk to it.

Your friend's wife is teeing up for a threesome. You need to drown your friend in rum all day and then move on the opening after he passes out.

backthepack

GrundleStiltzkin said:

@allpurpleallgold

Tagging myself in this thread so I can check back for the pics of the 17 year old.

Free pub!!!