Turns out I actually am a big deal...

Swaye

So, my boss found out about a week ago where I am going on Saturday. He does some internet spelunking and determines there is an Orkin in Kingston, Jamaica. Asks me if I have time to stop by and see how they do things in a third world shithole with bugs big enough to rape a turkey buzzard. Says they are very excited to have an American Orkin Man swing by and teach them the ways of the mother hive. He actually called them to "grease the skids" he says. Idiot. Anyway, he's very pumped about all of this. Says I get triple time for any time I am there. I can sense an Employee of the Month in my future. Suck it losers.

YellowSnow

Gladstone

Swaye

These man eating super bugs have no idea what's coming for them.

Swaye

Swaye said:

These man eating super bugs have no idea what's coming for them.

It should be noted I die in this movie. Not my best effort.

oregonblitzkrieg

TierbsHsotBoobs

Bring back blow

DeepSeaZ

LoneStarDawg

Says they are very excited to have an American Orkin Man swing by and teach them the ways of the mother hive

Lol, American

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Swaye said:

Swaye said:

These man eating super bugs have no idea what's coming for them.

It should be noted I die in this movie. Not my best effort.

Do you live in any of your movies?

Swaye

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

Swaye said:

Swaye said:

These man eating super bugs have no idea what's coming for them.

It should be noted I die in this movie. Not my best effort.

Do you live in any of your movies?

YellowSnow

Swaye said:

Swaye said:

These man eating super bugs have no idea what's coming for them.

It should be noted I die in this movie. Not my best effort.

Clear case of abundance I'd say @Swaye ...

Pitchfork51

Did you tell him you plan and being drunk the whole time because you got roped into a week long double date with no where else to go?

Even in the non orkin world that's an acceptable "fuck off and let me be"

tenndawg

Have the Jamorkin lie and say you spent 3 full days there, and split the money with him

Fuck the stupid Amorkins, let this be a lesson to them