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Cash Grab Update 8/30/18

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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    UW_Doog_Bot said:

    Swaye said:

    UW_Doog_Bot said:


    Probably the best picture post in the history of this shithole. If we ever have a front page again, this should go on it. YVBFE
    When it hit me that the inches to thousands of dollars lined up almost perfectly from what you had quoted I knew I had to do it. Long tens of minutes were strained over MSPaint to bring you this shitpoast. I'll be sure to update it as you wrangle money from the white men.
    It is perfect and worthy of at least 20 chins, but the fags around here are probably so hurt seeing that their 2 inches of thunder is actually well below average and pathetic that they now can't function properly.
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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    UW_Doog_Bot said:


    Mericuh!!









    FUCK YEAH!!
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  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,468 Founders Club
    UW_Doog_Bot said:


    Bored. Classics. Belongs.
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  • Rapeculturedawg
    Rapeculturedawg Member Posts: 899
    UW_Doog_Bot said:


    /saved
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    Rapeculturedawg said:

    UW_Doog_Bot said:


    /saved
    The next time your wife says it looks like 4 inches, just show her this as proof of what you have been saying. If that doesn't work, hit her in the head with a brick. Works every time.
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  • RoadTrip
    RoadTrip Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,147 Founders Club
    Swaye said:

    It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way – in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.



    5 Wigwams
    0 Butler Cabins
    3 Standards

    720 bucks in the hopper for the year. We need at least 30 Wigwam level donations to keep the lights on. Does that shock you?

    Did you know this place costs over 4 grand a year to pay all the costs? Did you know Derek and the BOD paid some portion of this out of pocket for the first 4 years? All of it the first year, most of it in year two and three, and a small chunk of it in year four. Did you know last year was the first year, in year five, that this place actually broke even? To be honest, it turned a small profit, about enough for one non-exceptional trip to the Acrop. Like 3 lap dances and a steak. No booze. No blow. No handie in the VIP room. This place takes over 4 grand a year to break even, and would take 5 grand a year in donations for several years for Derek to even get his money back. Years and years before Derek can get a proper night out with the BOD.



    What's the point of this story? This fun ain't free so support it you goddamn cheap fucks. And if you ever want Derek to party until he almost dies you owe this to him. And since I will be his tour guide you owe me as well. Pics of his near death experience in the Wam. Give until it hurts.



    Edit:

    Decided to add a tote board to publicly recognize people for their generous donations to Derek's future boner and rehab efforts. Also to make other people feel like assholes for being cheap. I will try to keep this updated throughout the month long giving season. And since I am asking you to give, I should as well. So here.



    Wigwam Level Supporters:

    @Swaye
    @GrundleStiltzkin
    @PurpleBaze
    @LoneStarDawg
    @pawz
    @Williams3
    @UW_Doog_Bot
    @UWerentThereMan
    @Dude61
    @DoubleJDawg
    @Fenderbender123
    @Sources
    @Baseman
    @troutfarm
    @mobey

    Butler Cabin Level Supporters:

    @IPukeOregonGrellow
    @Gilbystaint
    @DeepSeaZ

    Standard Supporters:

    @koopdog
    @dtd
    @brianwwu29
    @haie

    Thanks for your support. None of you listed above are fags. Everyone else is. Simple.

    Edit 2:

    Thanks to @UW_Doog_Bot we now have a visual representation of our fundraising goals.


    Where's my shitty badge and invite to the Acrop?
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    DuckHHunterisafag said:

    Swaye said:

    It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way – in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.



    5 Wigwams
    0 Butler Cabins
    3 Standards

    720 bucks in the hopper for the year. We need at least 30 Wigwam level donations to keep the lights on. Does that shock you?

    Did you know this place costs over 4 grand a year to pay all the costs? Did you know Derek and the BOD paid some portion of this out of pocket for the first 4 years? All of it the first year, most of it in year two and three, and a small chunk of it in year four. Did you know last year was the first year, in year five, that this place actually broke even? To be honest, it turned a small profit, about enough for one non-exceptional trip to the Acrop. Like 3 lap dances and a steak. No booze. No blow. No handie in the VIP room. This place takes over 4 grand a year to break even, and would take 5 grand a year in donations for several years for Derek to even get his money back. Years and years before Derek can get a proper night out with the BOD.



    What's the point of this story? This fun ain't free so support it you goddamn cheap fucks. And if you ever want Derek to party until he almost dies you owe this to him. And since I will be his tour guide you owe me as well. Pics of his near death experience in the Wam. Give until it hurts.



    Edit:

    Decided to add a tote board to publicly recognize people for their generous donations to Derek's future boner and rehab efforts. Also to make other people feel like assholes for being cheap. I will try to keep this updated throughout the month long giving season. And since I am asking you to give, I should as well. So here.



    Wigwam Level Supporters:

    @Swaye
    @GrundleStiltzkin
    @PurpleBaze
    @LoneStarDawg
    @pawz
    @Williams3
    @UW_Doog_Bot
    @UWerentThereMan
    @Dude61
    @DoubleJDawg
    @Fenderbender123
    @Sources
    @Baseman
    @troutfarm
    @mobey

    Butler Cabin Level Supporters:

    @IPukeOregonGrellow
    @Gilbystaint
    @DeepSeaZ

    Standard Supporters:

    @koopdog
    @dtd
    @brianwwu29
    @haie

    Thanks for your support. None of you listed above are fags. Everyone else is. Simple.

    Edit 2:

    Thanks to @UW_Doog_Bot we now have a visual representation of our fundraising goals.


    Where's my shitty badge and invite to the Acrop?
    Your donation has not cleared the KGB central committee yet. Be patient Comrade. Tits and blow are closer than you can imagine.
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  • RoadTrip
    RoadTrip Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,147 Founders Club
    Swaye said:

    DuckHHunterisafag said:

    Swaye said:

    It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way – in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.



    5 Wigwams
    0 Butler Cabins
    3 Standards

    720 bucks in the hopper for the year. We need at least 30 Wigwam level donations to keep the lights on. Does that shock you?

    Did you know this place costs over 4 grand a year to pay all the costs? Did you know Derek and the BOD paid some portion of this out of pocket for the first 4 years? All of it the first year, most of it in year two and three, and a small chunk of it in year four. Did you know last year was the first year, in year five, that this place actually broke even? To be honest, it turned a small profit, about enough for one non-exceptional trip to the Acrop. Like 3 lap dances and a steak. No booze. No blow. No handie in the VIP room. This place takes over 4 grand a year to break even, and would take 5 grand a year in donations for several years for Derek to even get his money back. Years and years before Derek can get a proper night out with the BOD.



    What's the point of this story? This fun ain't free so support it you goddamn cheap fucks. And if you ever want Derek to party until he almost dies you owe this to him. And since I will be his tour guide you owe me as well. Pics of his near death experience in the Wam. Give until it hurts.



    Edit:

    Decided to add a tote board to publicly recognize people for their generous donations to Derek's future boner and rehab efforts. Also to make other people feel like assholes for being cheap. I will try to keep this updated throughout the month long giving season. And since I am asking you to give, I should as well. So here.



    Wigwam Level Supporters:

    @Swaye
    @GrundleStiltzkin
    @PurpleBaze
    @LoneStarDawg
    @pawz
    @Williams3
    @UW_Doog_Bot
    @UWerentThereMan
    @Dude61
    @DoubleJDawg
    @Fenderbender123
    @Sources
    @Baseman
    @troutfarm
    @mobey

    Butler Cabin Level Supporters:

    @IPukeOregonGrellow
    @Gilbystaint
    @DeepSeaZ

    Standard Supporters:

    @koopdog
    @dtd
    @brianwwu29
    @haie

    Thanks for your support. None of you listed above are fags. Everyone else is. Simple.

    Edit 2:

    Thanks to @UW_Doog_Bot we now have a visual representation of our fundraising goals.


    Where's my shitty badge and invite to the Acrop?
    Your donation has not cleared the KGB central committee yet. Be patient Comrade. Tits and blow are closer than you can imagine.
    Fuck yeah
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  • huskyhooligan
    huskyhooligan Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,937 Swaye's Wigwam
    Any truth to the rumor all the money goes to the Coon Chicken Inn Preservation Society?
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,286 Founders Club
    Swaye said:

    UW_Doog_Bot said:


    Probably the best picture post in the history of this shithole. If we ever have a front page again, this should go on it. YVBFE
    Hey I forgot to ask: what is the blue tube thingy in this pic? Is it a snake skin or something?
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  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,732 Founders Club
    I also bought another one of Derek's books like the fucking daWg that I am.

    Maybe you fags should stop spending money on cock gobbling Mariners tickets and do the same
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  • minion_doog
    minion_doog Member Posts: 2,024
    DerekJohnson said:

    RaceBannon said:

    I'm a big deal again


    Proof positive that the Wam exists. I still occasionally receive PMs from people asking if Swaye's Wigwam really exists.
    I didn't ask because I knew it was a @backthepack lock that the Wam was just another recruiting lie. I'm still trying to manage the ups and downs of the process.
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  • minion_doog
    minion_doog Member Posts: 2,024
    edited August 2018
    DerekJohnsonDerekJohnson
    Posts: 19,297
    July 30

    FYI - you will receive your shitty little badge within 12 hours of HH receiving your donation.


    Fuck the yurt medallion, 11 hours, 37 minutes, and 12 seconds until I can throw back the hides of sacred medicine.
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    pawz said:

    Swaye said:

    Good job yesterday degenerates. Raised just over a thousand bucks. Only about 700 bucks way from reaching @Mosster47 's 3.8" dong size on our trusty tote board (see OP for updates whenever our graphics department gets around to messing with the dong). A few hundred past that and we hit the annual goal. Then only another thousand or so past that and we pay Stalin back for all he has put into this shithole. And another fifteen hundred or so past that, and @Rapeculturedawg and his huge dong, myself, one other lucky participant take @DerekJohnson out for the night of his life in Vegas where it's likely we all die chasing hookers and blow - or at least end up in jail the gulag. You owe this to Derek. You owe this to me. You owe this to yourselves.


    I would like to point out that for the cost of one night in Vegas, you could fly to Thailand and stay a week.

    Hope this helps.
    And a better chance we get AIDS! Good call.
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