Cash Grab Update 8/30/18

haie

I also bought another one of Derek's books like the fucking daWg that I am.

Maybe you fags should stop spending money on cock gobbling Mariners tickets and do the same

Baseman

DerekJohnson said:

RaceBannon said:

I'm a big deal again

Proof positive that the Wam exists. I still occasionally receive PMs from people asking if Swaye's Wigwam really exists.

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minion_doog

DerekJohnson said:

RaceBannon said:

I'm a big deal again

Proof positive that the Wam exists. I still occasionally receive PMs from people asking if Swaye's Wigwam really exists.

I didn't ask because I knew it was a @backthepack lock that the Wam was just another recruiting lie. I'm still trying to manage the ups and downs of the process.

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DerekJohnsonDerekJohnson
Posts: 19,297
July 30

FYI - you will receive your shitty little badge within 12 hours of HH receiving your donation.

Fuck the yurt medallion, 11 hours, 37 minutes, and 12 seconds until I can throw back the hides of sacred medicine.

Swaye

Good job yesterday degenerates. Raised just over a thousand bucks. Only about 700 bucks way from reaching @Mosster47 's 3.8" dong size on our trusty tote board (see OP for updates whenever our graphics department gets around to messing with the dong). A few hundred past that and we hit the annual goal. Then only another thousand or so past that and we pay Stalin back for all he has put into this shithole. And another fifteen hundred or so past that, and @Rapeculturedawg and his huge dong, myself, and one other lucky participant take @DerekJohnson out for the night of his life in Vegas where it's likely we all die chasing hookers and blow - or at least end up in jail the gulag. You owe this to Derek. You owe this to me. You owe this to yourselves.

pawz

Swaye said:

Good job yesterday degenerates. Raised just over a thousand bucks. Only about 700 bucks way from reaching @Mosster47 's 3.8" dong size on our trusty tote board (see OP for updates whenever our graphics department gets around to messing with the dong). A few hundred past that and we hit the annual goal. Then only another thousand or so past that and we pay Stalin back for all he has put into this shithole. And another fifteen hundred or so past that, and @Rapeculturedawg and his huge dong, myself, one other lucky participant take @DerekJohnson out for the night of his life in Vegas where it's likely we all die chasing hookers and blow - or at least end up in jail the gulag. You owe this to Derek. You owe this to me. You owe this to yourselves.

I would like to point out that for the cost of one night in Vegas, you could fly to Thailand and stay a week.

Hope this helps.

Swaye

pawz said:

Swaye said:

Good job yesterday degenerates. Raised just over a thousand bucks. Only about 700 bucks way from reaching @Mosster47 's 3.8" dong size on our trusty tote board (see OP for updates whenever our graphics department gets around to messing with the dong). A few hundred past that and we hit the annual goal. Then only another thousand or so past that and we pay Stalin back for all he has put into this shithole. And another fifteen hundred or so past that, and @Rapeculturedawg and his huge dong, myself, one other lucky participant take @DerekJohnson out for the night of his life in Vegas where it's likely we all die chasing hookers and blow - or at least end up in jail the gulag. You owe this to Derek. You owe this to me. You owe this to yourselves.

I would like to point out that for the cost of one night in Vegas, you could fly to Thailand and stay a week.

Hope this helps.

And a better chance we get AIDS! Good call.

IPukeOregonGrellow

Swaye said:

pawz said:

Swaye said:

Good job yesterday degenerates. Raised just over a thousand bucks. Only about 700 bucks way from reaching @Mosster47 's 3.8" dong size on our trusty tote board (see OP for updates whenever our graphics department gets around to messing with the dong). A few hundred past that and we hit the annual goal. Then only another thousand or so past that and we pay Stalin back for all he has put into this shithole. And another fifteen hundred or so past that, and @Rapeculturedawg and his huge dong, myself, one other lucky participant take @DerekJohnson out for the night of his life in Vegas where it's likely we all die chasing hookers and blow - or at least end up in jail the gulag. You owe this to Derek. You owe this to me. You owe this to yourselves.

I would like to point out that for the cost of one night in Vegas, you could fly to Thailand and stay a week.

Hope this helps.

And a better chance we get spread more AIDS! Good call.

89ute

Swaye said:

Good job yesterday degenerates. Raised just over a thousand bucks. Only about 700 bucks way from reaching @Mosster47 's 3.8" dong size on our trusty tote board (see OP for updates whenever our graphics department gets around to messing with the dong). A few hundred past that and we hit the annual goal. Then only another thousand or so past that and we pay Stalin back for all he has put into this shithole. And another fifteen hundred or so past that, and @Rapeculturedawg and his huge dong, myself, and one other lucky participant take @DerekJohnson out for the night of his life in Vegas where it's likely we all die chasing hookers and blow - or at least end up in jail the gulag. You owe this to Derek. You owe this to me. You owe this to yourselves.

Mine is cumming as soon as I get home. I can't believe I've been away from the bored since Sunday. That should never happen again.