Cash Grab Update 8/30/18

dflea

Swaye said:

Hello faggots!

So, a few small donations but nothing worth updating the tote board over. I know there are still a few of you who plan to donate later in the month. For those that don't intend to donate, please consider killing yourselves.

Took care of the typo.

BennyBeaver

Idea for DJ to raise some funds.

DerekJohnson

BennyBeaver said:

Idea for DJ to raise some funds.

would make for an interesting badge

BennyBeaver

DerekJohnson said:

BennyBeaver said:

Idea for DJ to raise some funds.

would make for an interesting badge

$1000/month is roughly 14 donations. I could get that done in 2 days.

GrundleStiltzkin

BennyBeaver said:

DerekJohnson said:

BennyBeaver said:

Idea for DJ to raise some funds.

would make for an interesting badge

$1000/month is roughly 14 donations. I could get that done in 2 days.

Hold my beer.

BearsWiin

How many donations would it take for them to realize that I had a vasectomy 12 years ago?

DerekJohnson

Pump my gas sperm, Duck!

DeepSeaZ

This could go poorly. People might start sending jizz as if it were currency.

GrundleStiltzkin

DerekJohnson said:

Pump my gas sperm, Duck!

Ybe

BennyBeaver

DerekJohnson said:

Pump my gas sperm, Duck!

@UODuckgirl ! True?

AZDuck

Can I poast porn in the wan and not get banned?

FireCohen

AZDuck said:

Can I poast porn in the wan and not get banned?

as long as no actual penetration is shown

minion_doog

BennyBeaver said:

Idea for DJ to raise some funds.

That dude's hair could be our? kicker.

DerekJohnson

AZDuck said:

Can I poast porn in the wan and not get banned?

What's the wan?

AZDuck

DerekJohnson said:

AZDuck said:

Can I poast porn in the wan and not get banned?

What's the wan?

poasting on my phone, snorting coke off a hooker's ass, etc. etc. etc.

YellowSnow

All donations are sacred.

SweatpantsGeneral

So, those of an age understand the idea of "layaway". I did that at Kmart and Yard Birds in Chehalis for my first stereo in my bad ass 67 'Stang. I donated but I think I'll set up a reminder of donating at the first of the month. This should get me in the wigwam by June of next year.

ThomasFremont

Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
It’s the 1st of the moooonth...
To get up! Get up! Get up!
So cash your checks and get up...

Swaye

The "giving" this weekend has been less than stellar. Like none. You fucks. Stop blowing your money on faggy hipster pale ale's and dark roast coffee and give it to Derek so he can die from an overdose. Priorities you assholes.

uzi

Done