Apple Cup Adventure: AKA Fuck Thanksgiving My Life Sucks
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Power never really changes, any swing regardless of cause, is temporary.Swaye said:
Dangerous move. Giving her power over me could fuck me for life. But money is cool. Decisions.minion_doog said:
If the poon is as good as the money, you may only have one move...Swaye said:
This is my logic that she doesn't seem to be buying.RaceBannon said:
If it wasn't her friend then what;s the big deal?Swaye said:
It was some other girls friend. Thank God. If it would have been her friend she probably would have run me over.RaceBannon said:
Get in a text battleSwaye said:Just got a text from CLS: "Come pick your stuff up"
Uh oh. She is smart to keep me away from her so I can't give her the old pelvic gyrations to lure her back in. Gravy train may be derailed permanently. Fuck.
You - I may have tried to fuck your friend but at least I would never break up by text
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She Gone.Swaye said:
She hasn't told them yet which tells me she is holding onto some hope that this works out, because if she was truly done she would have trashed me to them already.AZDuck said:On the bright side - her family will either airbrush you out of the family picture or have to deal with your swarthy, lecherous presence in the family calendar
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We didn't want her anywaydannarc said:
She Gone.Swaye said:
She hasn't told them yet which tells me she is holding onto some hope that this works out, because if she was truly done she would have trashed me to them already.AZDuck said:On the bright side - her family will either airbrush you out of the family picture or have to deal with your swarthy, lecherous presence in the family calendar
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We like "Big Backs" here
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When is the next poker party? Asking for a friend. Open to all Navy vets?
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You are now Walking in Beauty, @Swaye. And the Whitey Holiday season has only begun.Swaye said:Here's what I love about Hardcore Husky.
1) Some dumps with lots of losers might enable continued drug use, but this place actively encourages it. That's next level shit.
2) In many places my drunken lunatic behavior would be ridiculed, but here it is celebrated.
3) Only in a place this fucked up can a guy who has had dismembered wombats painted on his shed, screwed a crazy casino cocktail waitress who then stalked him, knocked a guy off his porch in the trailer park after fucking that dudes girlfriend, been kicked out of sexual harassment training at work, burned up his fence in a drunken grilling accident, been arrested for mayhem after coming onto a guys underage daughter, been to rehab and fucked a crazy red head IN REHAB, gotten hookers in Mexico AND POSTED PICTURES of her, met a hot rich girl in Jamaica and named her after a seal, and fallen into a shower with a weird and painful side boner while cheating on the girl named after a seal actually get chincredibles encouraging this continued behavior.
In short, what I am saying, is that this place really is a complete hive of scum and villainy. Look at what you have created Derek.
After typing number 3 above, and realizing that has been the better part of the last 5 years of my life, I can now see that while I probably need help, life is pretty cool as a complete loser.
I sense a sequel in the works. 2017 could be speshul. -
Swaye is used to that from a life of government hand-outsRaceBannon said:
That money is her power too you know. Once married, no pussy and get put on an allowance.Swaye said:
Dangerous move. Giving her power over me could fuck me for life. But money is cool. Decisions.minion_doog said:
If the poon is as good as the money, you may only have one move...Swaye said:
This is my logic that she doesn't seem to be buying.RaceBannon said:
If it wasn't her friend then what;s the big deal?Swaye said:
It was some other girls friend. Thank God. If it would have been her friend she probably would have run me over.RaceBannon said:
Get in a text battleSwaye said:Just got a text from CLS: "Come pick your stuff up"
Uh oh. She is smart to keep me away from her so I can't give her the old pelvic gyrations to lure her back in. Gravy train may be derailed permanently. Fuck.
You - I may have tried to fuck your friend but at least I would never break up by text -
89ute said:
Swaye is back, order is restored in my life. If we could just the the TSIO boys back together lemon partying podding.
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Let he who has not gotten walked in on with a fat titted red head by his amphibious girlfriend cast the first stone I always say.
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Still trying to fix things with CLS, but since she isn't talking much figured I'd take the opportunity to talk to sink girl. I'm taking her out for seafood tonight. I fully intend to plow the shit out of it during this trying separation. Sometimes bad things bring happy results.
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You are such a prize catch - we all wish we had daughters for you to date...but no, we are basement dwelling fagsSwaye said:Still trying to fix things with CLS, but since she isn't talking much figured I'd take the opportunity to talk to sink girl. I'm taking her out for seafood tonight. I fully intend to plow the shit out of it during this trying separation. Sometimes bad things bring happy results.
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Now is the time to plow through CLS friends. Just totally blow that shit up.Swaye said:Still trying to fix things with CLS, but since she isn't talking much figured I'd take the opportunity to talk to sink girl. I'm taking her out for seafood tonight. I fully intend to plow the shit out of it during this trying separation. Sometimes bad things bring happy results.
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And if that plan doesn't work, here's a new target for your skillset. Chuck Woolery level Love Connection:
http://people.com/tv/naya-rivera-allegedly-drinking-out-of-control-before-arrest/
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Wood utterly smash.PurpleThrobber said:And if that plan doesn't work, here's a new target for your skillset. Chuck Woolery level Love Connection:
http://people.com/tv/naya-rivera-allegedly-drinking-out-of-control-before-arrest/
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Profiles In CourageSwaye said:
Wood utterly smash.PurpleThrobber said:And if that plan doesn't work, here's a new target for your skillset. Chuck Woolery level Love Connection:
http://people.com/tv/naya-rivera-allegedly-drinking-out-of-control-before-arrest/
Your self sacrifice is duly noted - small wonder that you are the HH role model -
You're a true chinspiration Swaye. I'm pretty sure that if life gave you lemons, you'd get so shitfaced you'd think they were tits and try to motorboat them.Swaye said:Still trying to fix things with CLS, but since she isn't talking much figured I'd take the opportunity to talk to sink girl. I'm taking her out for seafood tonight. I fully intend to plow the shit out of it during this trying separation. Sometimes bad things bring happy results.
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Inb4svenlemonpartyjokeNorwegianHusky said:
You're a true chinspiration Swaye. I'm pretty sure that if life gave you lemons, you'd get so shitfaced you'd think they were tits and try to motorboat them.Swaye said:Still trying to fix things with CLS, but since she isn't talking much figured I'd take the opportunity to talk to sink girl. I'm taking her out for seafood tonight. I fully intend to plow the shit out of it during this trying separation. Sometimes bad things bring happy results.
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Just reread this:
http://hardcorehusky.com/forums/#/discussion/25940/drunken-ramblings-death-row-vs-woodshed-pirates-edition/p1
Two short years ago I was a total catastrophe, and now I am again. FML. -
I see no downside to thisSwaye said:Still trying to fix things with CLS, but since she isn't talking much figured I'd take the opportunity to talk to sink girl. I'm taking her out for seafood tonight. I fully intend to plow the shit out of it during this trying separation. Sometimes bad things bring happy results.
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MotherfuckerSwaye said:
Inb4svenlemonpartyjokeNorwegianHusky said:
You're a true chinspiration Swaye. I'm pretty sure that if life gave you lemons, you'd get so shitfaced you'd think they were tits and try to motorboat them.Swaye said:Still trying to fix things with CLS, but since she isn't talking much figured I'd take the opportunity to talk to sink girl. I'm taking her out for seafood tonight. I fully intend to plow the shit out of it during this trying separation. Sometimes bad things bring happy results.
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Sexual Addiction
Sexual addiction, also known as sex addiction, is a state characterized by compulsive participation or engagement in sexual activity, particularly sexual intercourse, despite negative consequences.
Otherwise, your last hope may be to somehow get CLS to hate-fuck you. Women cannot separate sex from relationships. -
Sweet JesusSwaye said:
Wood utterly smash.PurpleThrobber said:And if that plan doesn't work, here's a new target for your skillset. Chuck Woolery level Love Connection:
http://people.com/tv/naya-rivera-allegedly-drinking-out-of-control-before-arrest/ -
I love story time with Swaye because it's real. This board brags about hookers and blow but 99% of you couldn't find it in Tijuana.
Pump has that part dialed in, a bunch of Seinfeld quoting nerds. You're all wearing dad jeans with Nike Air Monarchs right now.
But Swaye, he is the real deal. Although I reckon he's much more successful than he lets on, he goes out and slays. And for sure has AIDS. -
BUT I HAVE A CONTRACTDoogles said:I love story time with Swaye because it's real. This board brags about hookers and blow but 99% of you couldn't find it in Tijuana.
Pump has that part dialed in, a bunch of Seinfeld quoting nerds. You're all wearing dad jeans with Nike Air Monarchs right now.
But Swaye, he is the real deal. Although I reckon he's much more successful than he lets on, he goes out and slays. And for sure has AIDS. -
When I die of AIDS my final words will be "I wish I had more tim"Doogles said:I love story time with Swaye because it's real. This board brags about hookers and blow but 99% of you couldn't find it in Tijuana.
Pump has that part dialed in, a bunch of Seinfeld quoting nerds. You're all wearing dad jeans with Nike Air Monarchs right now.
But Swaye, he is the real deal. Although I reckon he's much more successful than he lets on, he goes out and slays. And for sure has AIDS. -
"Shh Bby Is Ok"Swaye said:
When I die of AIDS my final words will be "I wish I had more tim"Doogles said:I love story time with Swaye because it's real. This board brags about hookers and blow but 99% of you couldn't find it in Tijuana.
Pump has that part dialed in, a bunch of Seinfeld quoting nerds. You're all wearing dad jeans with Nike Air Monarchs right now.
But Swaye, he is the real deal. Although I reckon he's much more successful than he lets on, he goes out and slays. And for sure has AIDS.
-George Costanza -
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@dnc and I feel like our forbidden love can flower in the new gay Virginia.picalogestabo said:
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Update: Meeting CLS at a coffee shop tonight to discuss our future. Have a dinner date all set with Sink Girl for Saturday night. I win no matter how this goes.
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Winners win!Swaye said:Update: Meeting CLS at a coffee shop tonight to discuss our future. Have a dinner date all set with Sink Girl for Saturday night. I win no matter how this goes.
