Apple Cup Adventure: AKA Fuck Thanksgiving My Life Sucks
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You are such a prize catch - we all wish we had daughters for you to date...but no, we are basement dwelling fagsSwaye said:Still trying to fix things with CLS, but since she isn't talking much figured I'd take the opportunity to talk to sink girl. I'm taking her out for seafood tonight. I fully intend to plow the shit out of it during this trying separation. Sometimes bad things bring happy results.
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Now is the time to plow through CLS friends. Just totally blow that shit up.Swaye said:Still trying to fix things with CLS, but since she isn't talking much figured I'd take the opportunity to talk to sink girl. I'm taking her out for seafood tonight. I fully intend to plow the shit out of it during this trying separation. Sometimes bad things bring happy results.
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And if that plan doesn't work, here's a new target for your skillset. Chuck Woolery level Love Connection:
http://people.com/tv/naya-rivera-allegedly-drinking-out-of-control-before-arrest/
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Wood utterly smash.PurpleThrobber said:And if that plan doesn't work, here's a new target for your skillset. Chuck Woolery level Love Connection:
http://people.com/tv/naya-rivera-allegedly-drinking-out-of-control-before-arrest/
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Profiles In CourageSwaye said:
Wood utterly smash.PurpleThrobber said:And if that plan doesn't work, here's a new target for your skillset. Chuck Woolery level Love Connection:
http://people.com/tv/naya-rivera-allegedly-drinking-out-of-control-before-arrest/
Your self sacrifice is duly noted - small wonder that you are the HH role model -
You're a true chinspiration Swaye. I'm pretty sure that if life gave you lemons, you'd get so shitfaced you'd think they were tits and try to motorboat them.Swaye said:Still trying to fix things with CLS, but since she isn't talking much figured I'd take the opportunity to talk to sink girl. I'm taking her out for seafood tonight. I fully intend to plow the shit out of it during this trying separation. Sometimes bad things bring happy results.
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Inb4svenlemonpartyjokeNorwegianHusky said:
You're a true chinspiration Swaye. I'm pretty sure that if life gave you lemons, you'd get so shitfaced you'd think they were tits and try to motorboat them.Swaye said:Still trying to fix things with CLS, but since she isn't talking much figured I'd take the opportunity to talk to sink girl. I'm taking her out for seafood tonight. I fully intend to plow the shit out of it during this trying separation. Sometimes bad things bring happy results.
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Just reread this:
http://hardcorehusky.com/forums/#/discussion/25940/drunken-ramblings-death-row-vs-woodshed-pirates-edition/p1
Two short years ago I was a total catastrophe, and now I am again. FML. -
I see no downside to thisSwaye said:Still trying to fix things with CLS, but since she isn't talking much figured I'd take the opportunity to talk to sink girl. I'm taking her out for seafood tonight. I fully intend to plow the shit out of it during this trying separation. Sometimes bad things bring happy results.
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MotherfuckerSwaye said:
Inb4svenlemonpartyjokeNorwegianHusky said:
You're a true chinspiration Swaye. I'm pretty sure that if life gave you lemons, you'd get so shitfaced you'd think they were tits and try to motorboat them.Swaye said:Still trying to fix things with CLS, but since she isn't talking much figured I'd take the opportunity to talk to sink girl. I'm taking her out for seafood tonight. I fully intend to plow the shit out of it during this trying separation. Sometimes bad things bring happy results.
