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  • oregonblitzkrieg
    oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288
    WeakarmCobra said:

    take advice from a board that is littered with fucking trolls/phedophiles/degenerates you will go far in life your mom's basement

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  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,942
    Dennis_DeYoung said:

    Okay, now that I realize you have a fall guy I have some other advice for you:

    never lose your sense of wonder
    get your fill to eat but always keep that hunger
    never take one single breath for granted
    never let love leave you empty handed
    still feel small when you stand beside the ocean
    Whenever one door closes remember one more opens
    give faith a fighting chance
    when you get the choice to sit it out or dance: dance.

    Holy fuck that's such faggy advice.
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  • Gwad
    Gwad Member Posts: 2,855
    When sucking as much as Jake Browning. Don't grind in the film room.... look within. Ohm Shanti Shanti Shanti.
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  • Doog_de_Jour
    Doog_de_Jour Member Posts: 8,042 Standard Supporter
    Swaye said:

    Let me give you some more advice that will seriously help your life...

    1) If you go down on it and it tastes like a penny, stop licking. You might have AIDS.
    2) Might seem like a good idea to earn your red wings one day. It's not.
    3) Even if you are white collar, learn how to use tools and fix shit. It might save your life one day.
    4) Get in a real fist fight at least once in your life. You learn a lot about yourself.
    5) If you dream big, you'll probably fail. That's okay. Turn to drinking instead.
    6) If you ever do anything super embarrassing or humiliating, immediately act like you meant to do it. Anything else makes you look like a weak fag.
    7) Never weed eat in shorts. See number 6 above.
    8) Go on a real hunt and kill something with some regularity. You aren't a man until you can kill, clean and cook your own food. This includes building the fire to cook it on. Trust me on this.
    9) Jail is fine, but never go to prison. Jail gives you street cred. Prison gives you anal rape.
    10) Buy and own an old Jeep. This step will help you achieve steps 3 and 8 above.

    Wow, that’s actually some good advice.

    I’ll throw in a few:

    1) To add to @Swaye’s #3, also learn one of the “feminine arts” (baking, sewing, etc.) I’m not saying you have to make a soufflé or custom window treatments, but it shows people (especially the ladies) that you’re man enough to hem your own damn pants.

    2) Own one really nice, tailored suit (and the appropriate matching suit, shoes, belt, etc.)

    3) Before you start something, have a plan B, C, D, etc. Life never works out how you expect.

    4) If you have the opportunity to travel/study abroad, DO IT!

    5) Don’t call for deaths/genocide

    BONUS ADVICE:

    Oh, and I liked this quote from the movie “Roadhouse” (shoutout to @Pitchfork51):

    “All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary. And three, be nice.”
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