Bryan Addison, 4* 2018 WR/S, Gardena (Serra), CA (Offered 5/16/17)

This kid is like a fucking giraffe. He's probably about 6-4, 170 and clocked in at 4.69, which is not too bad.

He looks better to me as a WR, but I know a lot of schools are looking at him as a S. This could be our opportunity to fulfill the promise we once had with Chris Hemphill: put a 3 story kid back there and let him giraffe his ass around. Sound good? I don't know if it does either.

Anyway, I like him a lot though and I think we are going to offer at some point. He said we were one of his 4 dream schools along with some fuckbag Catholic school in Indiana that is far away enough from civilization that priests can rape with impunity, the soft machine (UCLA), and some school that can hook him up with a Canadian visa if he needs it.

Anyway, here's his hudl. I think he's good. My main worry is that he's a black kid named Bryan. What kind of fucking negligence leads to naming a black kid Bryan? You can name your kid Markeviest for fuck's sake and you go with Bryan? Red Flag.

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BleachedAnusDawg

Fag name.

KevininTacoma

Everyone one of those coaches are on the hot seat except for Harbaugh. This kid will be available late in the game

AIRWOLF

NOKG

Dennis_DeYoung

Biggins' latest quotes make it look like we dropped him.

CuntWaffle

As long as the WR/S class in 2019 is good then this one doesn’t really mean all that much.

FireCohen

As long as the WR/S class in 2019 is good then this one doesn’t really mean all that much.

We should stave the conference of DBs like USC is doing with DTs and LBs.

AIRWOLF

Biggins' latest quotes make it look like we dropped him.
Doog

If those are his Final 5 of his free volition he is probably going to end up being disappointing.

Bigger red flag than being a rapper's son.

bananasnblondes

Biggins' latest quotes make it look like we dropped him.
Doog

He literally said "I haven't been hearing from UW lately."

That means they dropped him

dnc

Biggins' latest quotes make it look like we dropped him.
Doog
He literally said "I haven't been hearing from UW lately."

That means they dropped him

whoosh

He?s referring to how we called him? a doog for his Tremblay stance.

Which he? is.

FKA_Mousecop

I guess he's still visiting, but he is coming for the Utah game. He said UW has been his number 6 and it was a business decision because of UWs depth.

Swaye

I guess he's still visiting, but he is coming for the Utah game. He said UW has been his number 6 and it was a business decision because of UWs depth.

Pussy who doesn't want to compete. Pass.

bananasnblondes

In his latest interview with Boggins, he said that the most important factors for him are academics "and a great social atmosphere".

I'm gonna go ahead and predict that
A- he's headed to UCLA
B- he'll be a pussy

Dennis_DeYoung

In his latest interview with Boggins, he said that the most important factors for him are academics "and a great social atmosphere".

I'm gonna go ahead and predict that
A- he's headed to UCLA
B- he'll be a pussy

That jumped out at me, too. As soon as I saw that, I was like "ASU or UCLA."

CuntWaffle

Definately ASU or UCLA because the fucking coeds are so effing banging!!1!1

NEsnake12

Told a Rivals guy that he was going to make a decision after his UW visit this past weekend but backed off because of UCLA firing Mora, and him wanting to see how that coaching search plays out.

So basically he's going to UCLA if they make a remotely good hire

bananasnblondes

Told a Rivals guy that he was going to make a decision after his UW visit this past weekend but backed off because of UCLA firing Mora, and him wanting to see how that coaching search plays out.

So basically he's going to UCLA if they make a remotely good hire

As long as UCLA'S new coach will allow players time to take advantage of UCLA's "great social atmosphere"

UDubHusky23

https://twitter.com/b_richesss/status/938462204034138113

UCLA all the way! Playing for the chipster!

Swaye

This kid is a powder blue pussy.

NorwegianHusky

https://twitter.com/b_richesss/status/938462204034138113

UCLA all the way! Playing for the chipster!

Big Blue? Didn't realize Kentucky was in the running. Or are the Giants so bad now that they got relegated to the college level?

Saracen

https://twitter.com/b_richesss/status/938462204034138113

UCLA all the way! Playing for the chipster!

Best part, here is his original tweet:

He has so little regard for UW he uses the Georgia logo.