Ask the Orkin Man -- Season is 2 weeks away!
You've got questions, and @Swaye has the answers. Whether it be about Jake Browning's noodle arm, Custer's Last Stand or Native American-themed tailgating recipes, just ask the Orkin Man. Please keep your questions to manifesto length. Thank you.
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You fags better have good questions.
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Shower or fridge?
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Do you have polygraph information about a certain 2* DT that would destroy the doog world?
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Seriously, when are you going to start snorting coke again?
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What your favorite winery you've got to with CLS?
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I have a relationships question:
Do I take the Date Rape drug myself and whack off -
or do I give it to him and beat off while he is passed out ?
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Or??????tenndawg said:I have a relationships question:
Do I take the Date Rape drug myself and whack off -
or do I give it to him and beat off while he is passed out ? -
Fridge all the time, every time. Showers are for white men. Women prefer my natural musk.allpurpleallgold said:Shower or fridge?
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Emptermann?LoneStarDawg said:Do you have polygraph information about a certain 2* DT that would destroy the doog world?
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Just passed my drug test so probably soon.TierbsHsotBoobs said:Seriously, when are you going to start snorting coke again?
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Narmada by default, It's the only one she made me go to. I felt like a total queer there. Still got drunk and made her drive. Victory.whlinder said:What your favorite winery you've got to with CLS?
http://narmadawinery.com/dir/
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You had me at "Date Rape Drug."tenndawg said:I have a relationships question:
Do I take the Date Rape drug myself and whack off -
or do I give it to him and beat off while he is passed out ?
Number 2, and don't forget to diddle the butthole. That's key. -
Swaye said:
Narmada by default, It's the only one she made me go to. I felt like a total queer there. Still got drunk and made her drive. Victory coitus.whlinder said:What your favorite winery you've got to with CLS?
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What did you and the wife get from Bed, Bath, and Beyond last weekend?
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Aside from seals, what other type of fauna should I be on the lookout for when I go to the beach this week?
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Speaking of diddling the butthole, when are you going to share @dnc?Swaye said:
You had me at "Date Rape Drug."tenndawg said:I have a relationships question:
Do I take the Date Rape drug myself and whack off -
or do I give it to him and beat off while he is passed out ?
Number 2, and don't forget to diddle the butthole. That's key. -
We're always willing to add a third, we've been very clear about this.PurpleBaze said:
Speaking of diddling the butthole, when are you going to share @dnc?Swaye said:
You had me at "Date Rape Drug."tenndawg said:I have a relationships question:
Do I take the Date Rape drug myself and whack off -
or do I give it to him and beat off while he is passed out ?
Number 2, and don't forget to diddle the butthole. That's key. -
Our own citrus!? I almost cried with happiness.dnc said:
We're always willing to add a third, we've been very clear about this.PurpleBaze said:
Speaking of diddling the butthole, when are you going to share @dnc?Swaye said:
You had me at "Date Rape Drug."tenndawg said:I have a relationships question:
Do I take the Date Rape drug myself and whack off -
or do I give it to him and beat off while he is passed out ?
Number 2, and don't forget to diddle the butthole. That's key. -
When placing two black men on a flatbed and comparing their ability to do manual work, what qualities do you find are most useful?
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That place looks terrible. Sways I'm putting you in for a NAM.TierbsHsotBoobs said:Swaye said:
Narmada by default, It's the only one she made me go to. I felt like a total queer there. Still got drunk and made her drive. Victory coitus.whlinder said:What your favorite winery you've got to with CLS?
http://narmadawinery.com/dir/ -
Coming soon: Hardcore Husky classifiedsdnc said:
We're always willing to add a third, we've been very clear about this.PurpleBaze said:
Speaking of diddling the butthole, when are you going to share @dnc?Swaye said:
You had me at "Date Rape Drug."tenndawg said:I have a relationships question:
Do I take the Date Rape drug myself and whack off -
or do I give it to him and beat off while he is passed out ?
Number 2, and don't forget to diddle the butthole. That's key. -
DerekJohnson said:
Coming soon: Hardcore Husky backpagednc said:
We're always willing to add a third, we've been very clear about this.PurpleBaze said:
Speaking of diddling the butthole, when are you going to share @dnc?Swaye said:
You had me at "Date Rape Drug."tenndawg said:I have a relationships question:
Do I take the Date Rape drug myself and whack off -
or do I give it to him and beat off while he is passed out ?
Number 2, and don't forget to diddle the butthole. That's key. -
Would this Husky team win the Big10 this year?
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How and when did you lose your virginity?
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I refuse to answer on the grounds I hate you right now.TierbsHsotBoobs said:What did you and the wife get from Bed, Bath, and Beyond last weekend?
Hand towels in a floral print. -
Seals are animals. Fauna are plants. Dumbass. Wait, that's flora. Can you repeat the question?Pitchfork51 said:Aside from seals, what other type of fauna should I be on the lookout for when I go to the beach this week?
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Asked and answered.PurpleBaze said:
Speaking of diddling the butthole, when are you going to share @dnc?Swaye said:
You had me at "Date Rape Drug."tenndawg said:I have a relationships question:
Do I take the Date Rape drug myself and whack off -
or do I give it to him and beat off while he is passed out ?
Number 2, and don't forget to diddle the butthole. That's key.
Prepare your anus. -
Biggest dong. Easiest question all day.AZDuck said:When placing two black men on a flatbed and comparing their ability to do manual work, what qualities do you find are most useful?
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It's been ready for a long time.Swaye said:
Asked and answered.PurpleBaze said:
Speaking of diddling the butthole, when are you going to share @dnc?Swaye said:
You had me at "Date Rape Drug."tenndawg said:I have a relationships question:
Do I take the Date Rape drug myself and whack off -
or do I give it to him and beat off while he is passed out ?
Number 2, and don't forget to diddle the butthole. That's key.
Prepare your anus.
