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It was fucking horrible. On many levels. She did have me pull over on Highway 211 and blew me right beside the road on the way there. This was early during the anything goes phase of the relationship. That was the only good thing that happened to me all day, until I was drunk.DeepSeaZ said:
That place looks terrible. Sways I'm putting you in for a NAM.TierbsHsotBoobs said:Swaye said:
Narmada by default, It's the only one she made me go to. I felt like a total queer there. Still got drunk and made her drive. Victory coitus.whlinder said:What your favorite winery you've got to with CLS?
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Fuck yes. They are all fucking terrible. Even Brownsocks can beat those Sally's.Gladstone said:Would this Husky team win the Big10 this year?
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Okay for realz. 1987. Her name was REDACTED. She went to school across town in Plano. I was 15. She was just turning 16. She came from money, and was slumming it with me, I feel certain. "Dated" for like a month. Crushed it in the back of her Blazer. I wore a neon green Rubber Ducky condom. Anyone remember Rubber Ducky Condoms? Dumped me when I banged her friend Glenda two weeks after pounding her. Anyway, she actually became a newswoman for a TV station in a major town in North Carolina later in life. Which started a long trend of me banging out future newswomen in high school and college. Axe Haener's Mom.Gladstone said:How and when did you lose your virginity?
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No more questions? I'm about to go do a little autoerotic asphyxiation so now might be your last chance.
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Ninjas, pirates, or cowboys?
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Blue or grey?
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How would you feel about a cuckold situation with you, your dad, and the mooch?
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I'll be sure we play this at your funeralSwaye said:No more questions? I'm about to go do a little autoerotic asphyxiation so now might be your last chance.
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He's the only 2* that's ever existedSwaye said:
Emptermann?LoneStarDawg said:Do you have polygraph information about a certain 2* DT that would destroy the doog world?
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Our new resident Cincy Bearcats fan is here!!!!!!!!bearcats6969 said:How would you feel about a cuckold situation with you, your dad, and the mooch?
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LEAVE!!!bearcats6969 said:How would you feel about a cuckold situation with you, your dad, and the mooch?
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STAYbearcats6969 said:How would you feel about a cuckold situation with you, your dad, and the mooch?
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Is salad tossing acceptable before some buttstuffin? (insert stevepool)
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Might have said ninjas, but @Dennis_DeYoung and his pole motivated me to go with pirates, among other things.Gladstone said:Ninjas, pirates, or cowboys?
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Yes, I do. It is earth shattering shit.LoneStarDawg said:
He's the only 2* that's ever existedSwaye said:
Emptermann?LoneStarDawg said:Do you have polygraph information about a certain 2* DT that would destroy the doog world?
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Keeping with today's pole theme: What's your fastest way to fuck a chick you see in a bar involving rum?
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Chris Cornell is dreamy. Also, great choice. If anyone plays Pearl Jam I will come back from the grave riding spirit horse and the first 18 inches will be consensual.dnc said:
I'll be sure we play this at your funeralSwaye said:No more questions? I'm about to go do a little autoerotic asphyxiation so now might be your last chance.
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Chick?Dennis_DeYoung said:Keeping with today's pole theme: What's your fastest way to fuck a chick you see in a bar involving rum?
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Gray. Great great Grandpappy was in the 3rd Georgia Cavalry. Turns out he was a loser, which was a big time harbinger of my life.TierbsHsotBoobs said:Blue or grey?
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I'd kill myself, but I'd take the Mooch out first.bearcats6969 said:How would you feel about a cuckold situation with you, your dad, and the mooch?
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He also died of autoerotic assfixiation, so it seemed appropriateSwaye said:
Chris Cornell is dreamy. Also, great choice. If anyone plays Pearl Jam I will come back from the grave riding spirit horse and the first 18 inches will be consensual.dnc said:
I'll be sure we play this at your funeralSwaye said:No more questions? I'm about to go do a little autoerotic asphyxiation so now might be your last chance.
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Hit her over the head with the bottle. Screw her then.Dennis_DeYoung said:Keeping with today's pole theme: What's your fastest way to fuck a chick you see in a bar involving rum?
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Even though I'm gay, I'm aware that others are not.dnc said:
Chick?Dennis_DeYoung said:Keeping with today's pole theme: What's your fastest way to fuck a chick you see in a bar involving rum?
And - you never have to ask what the fastest way to fuck a dude you like in a bar is. It's basically 'hi, want a blow job? Or, would you prefer to give ME a blowjob? I'll buy you a shot.' - this works 100% of the time at gay bars. Ask @CokeGreaterThanPepsi.
There are no discussion boreds for how to pick up gay dudes. It's literally 'ask for some form of sex and ye shall receive.' -
Really a question for the expert, @puppylove_sugarsteelWeakarmCobra said:Is salad tossing acceptable before some buttstuffin? (insert stevepool)
As a relative neophyte, I'd say not only acceptable, but encouraged. Will wait for Puppy to give the correct answer. -
Will I magically learn this week that cirhossisdawg was right and California is paradise on Earth, or will I continue to believe LA is a fucking shithole?
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If you have eyes you know it's a shithole.Pitchfork51 said:Will I magically learn this week that cirhossisdawg was right and California is paradise on Earth, or will I continue to believe LA is a fucking shithole?
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crisped for prevention of alcohol abuse.Swaye said:
Hit her over the head with the near empty bottle. Screw her then.Dennis_DeYoung said:Keeping with today's pole theme: What's your fastest way to fuck a chick you see in a bar involving rum?
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I wish I didn't have eyes. Because the bar I'm at has a softball game on ESPN and Holly Rowe that dirt bitch is on the tv.Swaye said:
If you have eyes you know it's a shithole.Pitchfork51 said:Will I magically learn this week that cirhossisdawg was right and California is paradise on Earth, or will I continue to believe LA is a fucking shithole?
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Swaye said:
If you have eyes you know it's a shithole.Pitchfork51 said:Will I magically learn this week that cirhossisdawg was right and California is paradise on Earth, or will I continue to believe LA is a fucking shithole?
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Solid point. Gay guys are rich because they don't spend all their money on women or trying to get womenDennis_DeYoung said:
Even though I'm gay, I'm aware that others are not.dnc said:
Chick?Dennis_DeYoung said:Keeping with today's pole theme: What's your fastest way to fuck a chick you see in a bar involving rum?
And - you never have to ask what the fastest way to fuck a dude you like in a bar is. It's basically 'hi, want a blow job? Or, would you prefer to give ME a blowjob? I'll buy you a shot.' - this works 100% of the time at gay bars. Ask @CokeGreaterThanPepsi.
There are no discussion boreds for how to pick up gay dudes. It's literally 'ask for some form of sex and ye shall receive.'
And they get way more sex. Not sure if gay marriage changes that. My gay best friend told me marriage is for suckers
Maybe in my next life
