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DerekJohnson

dnc said:

PurpleBaze said:

Swaye said:

tenndawg said:

I have a relationships question:

Do I take the Date Rape drug myself and whack off -

or do I give it to him and beat off while he is passed out ?

You had me at "Date Rape Drug."

Number 2, and don't forget to diddle the butthole. That's key.

Speaking of diddling the butthole, when are you going to share @dnc?

We're always willing to add a third, we've been very clear about this.

Coming soon: Hardcore Husky classifieds

TierbsHsotBoobs

DerekJohnson said:

dnc said:

PurpleBaze said:

Swaye said:

tenndawg said:

I have a relationships question:

Do I take the Date Rape drug myself and whack off -

or do I give it to him and beat off while he is passed out ?

You had me at "Date Rape Drug."

Number 2, and don't forget to diddle the butthole. That's key.

Speaking of diddling the butthole, when are you going to share @dnc?

We're always willing to add a third, we've been very clear about this.

Coming soon: Hardcore Husky backpage

Gladstone

Would this Husky team win the Big10 this year?

Gladstone

How and when did you lose your virginity?

Swaye

Gladstone said:

How and when did you lose your virginity?

Glory hole at a bus station. Turns out @dnc was behind that hole. We've been in love ever since.

Swaye

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

What did you and the wife get from Bed, Bath, and Beyond last weekend?

I refuse to answer on the grounds I hate you right now.















Hand towels in a floral print.

Swaye

Pitchfork51 said:

Aside from seals, what other type of fauna should I be on the lookout for when I go to the beach this week?

Seals are animals. Fauna are plants. Dumbass. Wait, that's flora. Can you repeat the question?

Swaye

PurpleBaze said:

Swaye said:

tenndawg said:

I have a relationships question:

Do I take the Date Rape drug myself and whack off -

or do I give it to him and beat off while he is passed out ?

You had me at "Date Rape Drug."

Number 2, and don't forget to diddle the butthole. That's key.

Speaking of diddling the butthole, when are you going to share @dnc?

Asked and answered.

Prepare your anus.

Swaye

AZDuck said:

When placing two black men on a flatbed and comparing their ability to do manual work, what qualities do you find are most useful?

Biggest dong. Easiest question all day.

PurpleBaze

Swaye said:

PurpleBaze said:

Swaye said:

tenndawg said:

I have a relationships question:

Do I take the Date Rape drug myself and whack off -

or do I give it to him and beat off while he is passed out ?

You had me at "Date Rape Drug."

Number 2, and don't forget to diddle the butthole. That's key.

Speaking of diddling the butthole, when are you going to share @dnc?

Asked and answered.

Prepare your anus.

It's been ready for a long time.