Chris Cornell is dreamy. Also, great choice. If anyone plays Pearl Jam I will come back from the grave riding spirit horse and the first 18 inches will be consensual.
Chris Cornell is dreamy. Also, great choice. If anyone plays Pearl Jam I will come back from the grave riding spirit horse and the first 18 inches will be consensual.
He also died of autoerotic assfixiation, so it seemed appropriate
Keeping with today's pole theme: What's your fastest way to fuck a chick you see in a bar involving rum?
Chick?
Even though I'm gay, I'm aware that others are not.
And - you never have to ask what the fastest way to fuck a dude you like in a bar is. It's basically 'hi, want a blow job? Or, would you prefer to give ME a blowjob? I'll buy you a shot.' - this works 100% of the time at gay bars. Ask @CokeGreaterThanPepsi.
There are no discussion boreds for how to pick up gay dudes. It's literally 'ask for some form of sex and ye shall receive.'
Will I magically learn this week that cirhossisdawg was right and California is paradise on Earth, or will I continue to believe LA is a fucking shithole?
Will I magically learn this week that cirhossisdawg was right and California is paradise on Earth, or will I continue to believe LA is a fucking shithole?
Will I magically learn this week that cirhossisdawg was right and California is paradise on Earth, or will I continue to believe LA is a fucking shithole?
If you have eyes you know it's a shithole.
I wish I didn't have eyes. Because the bar I'm at has a softball game on ESPN and Holly Rowe that dirt bitch is on the tv.
Will I magically learn this week that cirhossisdawg was right and California is paradise on Earth, or will I continue to believe LA is a fucking shithole?
Keeping with today's pole theme: What's your fastest way to fuck a chick you see in a bar involving rum?
Chick?
Even though I'm gay, I'm aware that others are not.
And - you never have to ask what the fastest way to fuck a dude you like in a bar is. It's basically 'hi, want a blow job? Or, would you prefer to give ME a blowjob? I'll buy you a shot.' - this works 100% of the time at gay bars. Ask @CokeGreaterThanPepsi.
There are no discussion boreds for how to pick up gay dudes. It's literally 'ask for some form of sex and ye shall receive.'
Solid point. Gay guys are rich because they don't spend all their money on women or trying to get women
And they get way more sex. Not sure if gay marriage changes that. My gay best friend told me marriage is for suckers
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And - you never have to ask what the fastest way to fuck a dude you like in a bar is. It's basically 'hi, want a blow job? Or, would you prefer to give ME a blowjob? I'll buy you a shot.' - this works 100% of the time at gay bars. Ask @CokeGreaterThanPepsi.
There are no discussion boreds for how to pick up gay dudes. It's literally 'ask for some form of sex and ye shall receive.'
As a relative neophyte, I'd say not only acceptable, but encouraged. Will wait for Puppy to give the correct answer.
And they get way more sex. Not sure if gay marriage changes that. My gay best friend told me marriage is for suckers
Maybe in my next life