Call signs are never Maverick, or Iceman. They are almost always to make fun of you for your appearance, or something stupid you have done. Call signs like Losa (low situational awareness), Flaps (forget to put the flaps down and overspeed the landing gear), or Buff (big ugly fat fuck) are very common. Or funny plays on your name, whatever...
So, I had two. The first one for half my career was Wedge...got that one in flight school for being the simplest tool in the shed. Then, in 03, on a movie night with the squadron we watched Old School in the ready room, and the Skipper stood up and pointed at me and said "You're my boy Blue" as he had determined I was the most likely to die while naked oil wrestling two chicks. So then I was Blue for the second half of my career.
Several of my wingmen used to sing Dust in the Wind to me on tacfreq's during boring parts of flights.
Call signs are never Maverick, or Iceman. They are almost always to make fun of you for your appearance, or something stupid you have done. Call signs like Losa (low situational awareness), Flaps (forget to put the flaps down and overspeed the landing gear), or Buff (big ugly fat fuck) are very common. Or funny plays on your name, whatever...
So, I had two. The first one for half my career was Wedge...got that one in flight school for being the simplest tool in the shed. Then, in 03, on a movie night with the squadron we watched Old School in the ready room, and the Skipper stood up and pointed at me and said "You're my boy Blue" as he had determined I was the most likely to die while naked oil wrestling two chicks. So then I was Blue for the second half of my career.
Several of my wingmen used to sing Dust in the Wind to me on tacfreq's during boring parts of flights.
Call signs are never Maverick, or Iceman. They are almost always to make fun of you for your appearance, or something stupid you have done. Call signs like Losa (low situational awareness), Flaps (forget to put the flaps down and overspeed the landing gear), or Buff (big ugly fat fuck) are very common. Or funny plays on your name, whatever...
So, I had two. The first one for half my career was Wedge...got that one in flight school for being the simplest tool in the shed. Then, in 03, on a movie night with the squadron we watched Old School in the ready room, and the Skipper stood up and pointed at me and said "You're my boy Blue" as he had determined I was the most likely to die while naked oil wrestling two chicks. So then I was Blue for the second half of my career.
Several of my wingmen used to sing Dust in the Wind to me on tacfreq's during boring parts of flights.
Got a couple PM's from people asking what part of Old School had the naked chick oil wrestling.
Jesus, weren't some of you indoctrinated before you came to our planet? If you haven't ever seen Old School, you have a moral obligation to watch it. Most of this site is actually dedicated to the central theme of that movie. Christ.
Got a couple PM's from people asking what part of Old School had the naked chick oil wrestling.
Jesus, weren't some of you indoctrinated before you came to our planet? If you haven't ever seen Old School, you have a moral obligation to watch it. Most of this site is actually dedicated to the central theme of that movie. Christ.
Got a couple PM's from people asking what part of Old School had the naked chick oil wrestling.
Jesus, weren't some of you indoctrinated before you came to our planet? If you haven't ever seen Old School, you have a moral obligation to watch it. Most of this site is actually dedicated to the central theme of that movie. Christ.
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Josey Motherfuckin' Wales bitcheZ
Josey wouldn't fall down in the end zone against USC like a certain fag QB that you "keep the union united" assholes seem to root for...
Bama vs Clemson - abolitionist fags need not apply
So, I had two. The first one for half my career was Wedge...got that one in flight school for being the simplest tool in the shed. Then, in 03, on a movie night with the squadron we watched Old School in the ready room, and the Skipper stood up and pointed at me and said "You're my boy Blue" as he had determined I was the most likely to die while naked oil wrestling two chicks. So then I was Blue for the second half of my career.
Several of my wingmen used to sing Dust in the Wind to me on tacfreq's during boring parts of flights.
You're the most patriotic motherfucker here.
TYFYS
Jesus, weren't some of you indoctrinated before you came to our planet? If you haven't ever seen Old School, you have a moral obligation to watch it. Most of this site is actually dedicated to the central theme of that movie. Christ.
WTF else would anyone log into this shit hole?
1) Old School
2) Super Troopers
3) Ron Burgundy
Borat hasn't aged as well as those three, but it also belongs IMO. Greatest trolling of all time.