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He also died of autoerotic assfixiation, so it seemed appropriateSwaye said:
Chris Cornell is dreamy. Also, great choice. If anyone plays Pearl Jam I will come back from the grave riding spirit horse and the first 18 inches will be consensual.dnc said:
I'll be sure we play this at your funeralSwaye said:No more questions? I'm about to go do a little autoerotic asphyxiation so now might be your last chance.
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Hit her over the head with the bottle. Screw her then.Dennis_DeYoung said:Keeping with today's pole theme: What's your fastest way to fuck a chick you see in a bar involving rum?
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Even though I'm gay, I'm aware that others are not.dnc said:
Chick?Dennis_DeYoung said:Keeping with today's pole theme: What's your fastest way to fuck a chick you see in a bar involving rum?
And - you never have to ask what the fastest way to fuck a dude you like in a bar is. It's basically 'hi, want a blow job? Or, would you prefer to give ME a blowjob? I'll buy you a shot.' - this works 100% of the time at gay bars. Ask @CokeGreaterThanPepsi.
There are no discussion boreds for how to pick up gay dudes. It's literally 'ask for some form of sex and ye shall receive.' -
Really a question for the expert, @puppylove_sugarsteelWeakarmCobra said:Is salad tossing acceptable before some buttstuffin? (insert stevepool)
As a relative neophyte, I'd say not only acceptable, but encouraged. Will wait for Puppy to give the correct answer. -
Will I magically learn this week that cirhossisdawg was right and California is paradise on Earth, or will I continue to believe LA is a fucking shithole?
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If you have eyes you know it's a shithole.Pitchfork51 said:Will I magically learn this week that cirhossisdawg was right and California is paradise on Earth, or will I continue to believe LA is a fucking shithole?
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crisped for prevention of alcohol abuse.Swaye said:
Hit her over the head with the near empty bottle. Screw her then.Dennis_DeYoung said:Keeping with today's pole theme: What's your fastest way to fuck a chick you see in a bar involving rum?
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I wish I didn't have eyes. Because the bar I'm at has a softball game on ESPN and Holly Rowe that dirt bitch is on the tv.Swaye said:
If you have eyes you know it's a shithole.Pitchfork51 said:Will I magically learn this week that cirhossisdawg was right and California is paradise on Earth, or will I continue to believe LA is a fucking shithole?
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Swaye said:
If you have eyes you know it's a shithole.Pitchfork51 said:Will I magically learn this week that cirhossisdawg was right and California is paradise on Earth, or will I continue to believe LA is a fucking shithole?
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Solid point. Gay guys are rich because they don't spend all their money on women or trying to get womenDennis_DeYoung said:
Even though I'm gay, I'm aware that others are not.dnc said:
Chick?Dennis_DeYoung said:Keeping with today's pole theme: What's your fastest way to fuck a chick you see in a bar involving rum?
And - you never have to ask what the fastest way to fuck a dude you like in a bar is. It's basically 'hi, want a blow job? Or, would you prefer to give ME a blowjob? I'll buy you a shot.' - this works 100% of the time at gay bars. Ask @CokeGreaterThanPepsi.
There are no discussion boreds for how to pick up gay dudes. It's literally 'ask for some form of sex and ye shall receive.'
And they get way more sex. Not sure if gay marriage changes that. My gay best friend told me marriage is for suckers
Maybe in my next life
