New HH feature: Ask Pumpy.

YellowSnow said:

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

Doogles said:

Which Friends character do you relate to the most, Chandler, Ross, Joey, Phoebe, Rachel, or Monica?

The only thing i know about friends is that i want to punch that retarted blond Kudro in the cunt.

Wife #1 had a "friends" party every thursday night. Pup, pissed and disgusted, snuck out the back for a quick walk to the little red hen fer a cocktail and a 2-step.

Chinned for the Little Red Hen reference. Might be Seattle best bar of all time.

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

steelheader2 said:

She said that, in reference to "miracle" bra. Ah Little Red Hen in Greenlake. A country bar in Greenlake where they wore penny loafers with a silver dollar in them and said "look sweetie I think I'm doing the 2 step" then they go home and listen to Pearl Jam or Public Enemy.

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

steelheader2 said:

what channel is this on? Wait, it went off the air 20 years ago. Dragons Lair was the dive bar. Opening night, "big night tonight, cash only" they said. They lasted about 6 months then went belly up. Not "their magnificent" it was "see if they are a miracle or not."

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

yobates said:

steelheader2 said:

My vote is for wife number 1 but that's not shocker to Pup. I didn't know Wife number 2 very well and her said "ornery" nature.

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

yobates said:

Was the story about Aruba wife #1 or wife #2 electric boogaloo

wife 2. The powder keg irish one. Best ass ive ever seen. But jeez was she ornery. 12 years i put up with it. But that ass. I strayed on her in gorst too. Wife #2 Only salad i ever tossed.

You didn't know her well cuz you were back trying to stick it in wife #1

2 was trying to stick in wife #1's best friend, and my good friends girlfriend...a real life episode of 'friends'. But all the 'friends' were trying to fuck other friends girlfriends. "Take me into the alley and feel my tits 2, theyre real..and theyre magnificent " ...wait, thats Seinfeld

she said that? Its prolly another Seinfeld quote 2. She did have nice boobies though.

Actually Steel, there a lot of cowboys in Seattle. Jobs brought them here. And a lot of college kids came to UW from texas, Montana, Wyoming, Idaho...they like country music and dance to it. Only REAL Seattle bar that does.

Great mix of age groups , culture and style. Great music and everyone always has fun. No Pioneer Square drunkin testosterone boy fights, gangster attitudes, drunkin sobbing puking sorority girls, etc... just a cool little bar, COMPLETELY out of its element, yet's been in greenlake-seattle a lot longer than many other failing "hipster' bars

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

Billy can, tequilla used to,

steelheader2 said:

I agree Pitchfork. You know who knows how to party, drunk college girls.

Pitchfork51 said:

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

steelheader2 said:

She said that, in reference to "miracle" bra. Ah Little Red Hen in Greenlake. A country bar in Greenlake where they wore penny loafers with a silver dollar in them and said "look sweetie I think I'm doing the 2 step" then they go home and listen to Pearl Jam or Public Enemy.

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

steelheader2 said:

what channel is this on? Wait, it went off the air 20 years ago. Dragons Lair was the dive bar. Opening night, "big night tonight, cash only" they said. They lasted about 6 months then went belly up. Not "their magnificent" it was "see if they are a miracle or not."

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

yobates said:

steelheader2 said:

My vote is for wife number 1 but that's not shocker to Pup. I didn't know Wife number 2 very well and her said "ornery" nature.

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

yobates said:

Was the story about Aruba wife #1 or wife #2 electric boogaloo

wife 2. The powder keg irish one. Best ass ive ever seen. But jeez was she ornery. 12 years i put up with it. But that ass. I strayed on her in gorst too. Wife #2 Only salad i ever tossed.

You didn't know her well cuz you were back trying to stick it in wife #1

2 was trying to stick in wife #1's best friend, and my good friends girlfriend...a real life episode of 'friends'. But all the 'friends' were trying to fuck other friends girlfriends. "Take me into the alley and feel my tits 2, theyre real..and theyre magnificent " ...wait, thats Seinfeld

she said that? Its prolly another Seinfeld quote 2. She did have nice boobies though.

Actually Steel, there a lot of cowboys in Seattle. Jobs brought them here. And a lot of college kids came to UW from texas, Montana, Wyoming, Idaho...they like country music and dance to it. Only REAL Seattle bar that does.

Great mix of age groups , culture and style. Great music and everyone always has fun. No Pioneer Square drunkin testosterone boy fights, gangster attitudes, drunkin sobbing puking sorority girls, etc... just a cool little bar, COMPLETELY out of its element, yet's been in greenlake-seattle a lot longer than many other failing "hipster' bars

You had me going until the complaining about drunken sorority girls.

College girls DO NOT know how to party. They drink a little, get stupid and take it in the ass with the spins. Then wake up, go to Mcdonalds and sleep all day. Its
Where freshmen 15 comes from. Lather rinse repeat for 4 years. In process Meet guy, graduate in communications, get married, get fat, spit kids then divorce college guy. Then Hit Gym, fool another chump, get fat again but this time get dumped by guy... then turn dyke as youre hideous looking and hate men.

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

YellowSnow said:

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

YellowSnow said:

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

MisterEm said:

YellowSnow said:

Greatest Steelhead fly of all time?

Traditional "fly tying"... Skykomish sunrise or purple peril. Prince in a size 8 or greater works well everywhere, too.

Yarnies (orange white, purple white, black red, etc) and plastic worms threaded on your tippet with a size 1 to 1/0 - Gamakatsu hook is how you land hogs, today. Centerpin, fly gear or baitcasting. Better shank, deeper hookset, and you can tie 20+ hog leaders/tippets in the time it takes to tie up one Skykomish sunrise.

My fly vise has been collecting dust for almost a decade. But I don't fish for dink size trout anymore...

Sincerely,
Oncorhynchus superiority guy

Huh? Best fly is pup's skykomish south fork bugger variations. Every color for every condition below a red, orange, chartreuse, chrome, brass bead head. Streamers for steel. Gotta get down. Dry? Only with my spey rod. ole pup could tie a fantastic surface fly. Big, colorful and bold.

Thing is, a simple bead at a dead drift blows all that shit away for 20lb steelhead...something none of you fucks have never seen. My arm is still sore releasing those beauts

The bugger it it's many variations might be the most versatile trout (steelhead or otherwise) pattern of all time. My steamer box is even called a "Bugger Barn" TM.

You are correct. But color, size, preserntation, drift matters. Its a common GO-TO FLY. its why i go to it. But my painted beads are just as or more effective. I go out to catch fish, not to experiment with cutesy flies, decked out in faggy orvis bug-net hats, $500 simms waders, and fancy faggy REI shit like the gear-headed boofs i see so often up here. Then they load up in the prius and head back to Wallingford and tell fish lies to their buddies over a trendy beer at the local pub. "Im a flyfisherman" they brag...in skinny jeans. 1 beer and a cloud of dust...

Edit: wasnt referring to u Yella. You get it thats obvious.

I only paid $125 for my $500 Sims waders (on pro form deal) and they are like 20 years old so hopefully I get a pass. But fuck those Orvis models. Only fly fishing models I want to see on a river...

See fuckers, Yellow gets it