New HH Feature: Ask the Orkin Man
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He suffered from reverse ethnic assimilation and went thru life thinking (and trying to act) like a white man thus the cowboy boots. But to make him feel better I wore arrow shirts. he did not laff.PurpleThrobber said:
Why is a whale-hunting, sea-faring tribesman wearing cowboy boots?LebamDawg said:I have a friend who was a Makah indian, I used to tease him for wearing cowboy boots. Should I feel guilty? he is dead now, should I feel real guilty?
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Let's say u didn't tarp your load with the mistress and now she's trying to blackmail u by threatening to keep the kid. How many stairs does she need to fall down to make sure of a miscarriage? Or is a kick to the abdomen have a higher probability? Again axing for a very close fren
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Dark shit, dude.Bad_MotherDucker said:Let's say u didn't tarp your load with the mistress and now she's trying to blackmail u by threatening to keep the kid. How many stairs does she need to fall down to make sure of a miscarriage? Or is a kick to the abdomen have a higher probability? Again axing for a very close fren
Chinned for "tarp your load". -
We don't have licensed breeders. We have thieves who steal dogs and then sell them to dumb white people. Next question.Pitchfork51 said:I bought my dog like 12 years ago on the rez. Do you think the guy who sold her to us was really a licensed breeder?
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Stairs look better as an "accident." HHB Law says 5, but I'd go with a full bakers dozen just to be safe.Bad_MotherDucker said:Let's say u didn't tarp your load with the mistress and now she's trying to blackmail u by threatening to keep the kid. How many stairs does she need to fall down to make sure of a miscarriage? Or is a kick to the abdomen have a higher probability? Again axing for a very close fren
p.s. Please send soon to be victims number so I can catch her on the rebound. -
How cum load tarpers are "ribbed for her pleasure ?"PurpleBaze said:
Chinned for "tarp your load".Bad_MotherDucker said:Let's say u didn't tarp your load with the mistress and now she's trying to blackmail u by threatening to keep the kid. How many stairs does she need to fall down to make sure of a miscarriage? Or is a kick to the abdomen have a higher probability? Again axing for a very close fren
Can't they make one for men that "makes it feel like fucking a baby seal ?"
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this needs to be a reg segment
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Is Orkin the best to call for a crab infestation?
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For removal or installation of crabs?doogie said:Is Orkin the best to call for a crab infestation?
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Yes.PurpleThrobber said: -
What's your longest period of sleeplessness? Which drugs fueled it? Is it over yet? What music played throughout? And did a shaman lead you through your hallucinations?
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72 hours. Mescaline. Last week, I thought a roach I saw was a pterodactyl playing dominoes, so no.TurdBuffer said:What's your longest period of sleeplessness? Which drugs fueled it? Is it over yet? What music played throughout? And did a shaman lead you through your hallucinations?
Freddy Fender, constant loop.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUVgkXVDkBA
Spirit Horse dressed up as F. Scott Fitzgerald was the guide.
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This is the White Spirit. You get all the fun, we get Disney, rated G. -
Very true. But, you own the country, killed all my people, and I live in a trailer (not for much longer). I'd take Disney in this one.TurdBuffer said:This is the White Spirit. You get all the fun, we get Disney, rated G.
