New HH Feature: Ask the Orkin Man



Here's your chance to ask @Swaye anything you want. Please keep your questions to manifesto length. Thank you.
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As soon as Apple makes a wide enough angle lens to capture it. Next question.PurpleBaze said:When are you going to send me a dick pic?
I know it might make @dnc jealous, buy IDGAF. -
What cunt would click on this thread? Wrong site buttfucks...
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What's you're favorite pemican recipe? TIA, I'll take your answer off the air.
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What's the best way for dealing with those tiny fucking brown ants that live underneath the patio and cause little sand mounds between the cracks when the weather gets nice?
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What's the latest between you and the "teacher" you got set up with on the trip? She finally figure out that you gave her the clap?
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Tequilla said:
What's the latest between you and the "teacher" you got set up with on the trip? She finally figure out that you gave her the clap?
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What is the current dollar to wampum conversion rate?
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How much for a full house extermination? I got house flies, mice, spiders, and probably other shit I can't see.
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When will Apple makes an extra wide angle lens?Swaye said:
As soon as Apple makes a wide enough angle lens to capture it. Next question.PurpleBaze said:When are you going to send me a dick pic?
I know it might make @dnc jealous, buy IDGAF. -
Is it wrong to nail 18 and 19 year olds? They're legal after all.
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Which Catch-22 character do you relate to more - Hungry Joe or Chief White Halfoat?
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How would @CirrhosisDawg feel about the fact that I had to drive my friend to the airport because his dad had a stroke so I'm staying by myself tonight in a shitty ass courtyard Marriott by myself in San Diego ?
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You can fucking walk to the gas lamp district from linderbergh field hotels. There is a shitty strip bar in little Italy as well that's probably across the street. It's not PB but it's still San Diego. Stop being a pussy.Pitchfork51 said:How would @CirrhosisDawg feel about the fact that I had to drive my friend to the airport because his dad had a stroke so I'm staying by myself tonight in a shitty ass courtyard Marriott by myself in San Diego ?
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Actually thanks for the advice. I never thought I'd say that.CirrhosisDawg said:
You can fucking walk to the gas lamp district from linderbergh field hotels. There is a shitty strip bar in little Italy as well that's probably across the street. It's not PB but it's still San Diego. Stop being a pussy.Pitchfork51 said:How would @CirrhosisDawg feel about the fact that I had to drive my friend to the airport because his dad had a stroke so I'm staying by myself tonight in a shitty ass courtyard Marriott by myself in San Diego ?
Of course I'm not going to take it. I met a gnarly skank in a bar in PB yesterday so I'm meeting her.
Full side tat. Like swaye approval style.
But for you basement jerkers here's the girl I had to hide from yesterday because it was my friend who was with me's ex girl -
Hey bitch fork I approve of this message
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When are you going to start using cocaine again?
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What's the best way to extricate a dead gerbil from your colon? Axing for a fren of course
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Did @Khaleesi ever take you up on your pancake offer?
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Nuke them from orbit. Next question.bananasnblondes said:What's the best way for dealing with those tiny fucking brown ants that live underneath the patio and cause little sand mounds between the cracks when the weather gets nice?
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She's asleep in her bed, and I am down the hall sitting on her shitter at 5AM because bad messican food last night. We are still a thing. Her ass still claps like a seal. Next question.Tequilla said:What's the latest between you and the "teacher" you got set up with on the trip? She finally figure out that you gave her the clap?
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Told you.YellowSnow said:Tequilla said:What's the latest between you and the "teacher" you got set up with on the trip? She finally figure out that you gave her the clap?
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.81. Duh.YellowSnow said:What is the current dollar to wampum conversion rate?
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Burning it to the ground would be cheaper. Next question.CheersWestDawg said:How much for a full house extermination? I got house flies, mice, spiders, and probably other shit I can't see.
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I can't read.Mad_Son said:Which Catch-22 character do you relate to more - Hungry Joe or Chief White Halfoat?
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When they finally think my dong is an important enough treasure to photograph. They are racist pieces of shit, so I'm not holding my breath. Next question.DeepSeaZ said:
When will Apple makes an extra wide angle lens?Swaye said:
As soon as Apple makes a wide enough angle lens to capture it. Next question.PurpleBaze said:When are you going to send me a dick pic?
I know it might make @dnc jealous, buy IDGAF. -
Boys or girls? Next question.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:Is it wrong to nail 18 and 19 year olds? They're legal after all.
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Triggered. Next question.Pitchfork51 said:How would @CirrhosisDawg feel about the fact that I had to drive my friend to the airport because his dad had a stroke so I'm staying by myself tonight in a shitty ass courtyard Marriott by myself in San Diego ?
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Told you.CirrhosisDawg said:
You can fucking walk to the gas lamp district from linderbergh field hotels. There is a shitty strip bar in little Italy as well that's probably across the street. It's not PB but it's still San Diego. Stop being a pussy.Pitchfork51 said:How would @CirrhosisDawg feel about the fact that I had to drive my friend to the airport because his dad had a stroke so I'm staying by myself tonight in a shitty ass courtyard Marriott by myself in San Diego ?