How would you define doog?
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Pin this shitDennis_DeYoung said:A Doog is a Washington fan who is a Cuog.
The most important thing to these people is to lower standards to avoid disappointment. At all costs.
Instead of rooting for signing 5-stars, they say their 2-stars are just as good! Instead of being critical of the coaches, they say 'you try it! it's not so easy' (same for players, although I NEVER bash the players). Instead of saying 'Oregon won' it's 'Oregon cheated'.
They become more obsessed with their hated CHEATING rivals than themselves, because (as a product of lowering standards) they become obsessed with their CHEATING rivals and they want standards to be brought down to their level. Everything else becomes UNFAIR!
Doogs these days HATE Oregon (I don't) and view them as our MAIN RIVAL (how?). They apologize for the Cuogs (this is because they intuitively know the Cuogs use their logic, so they don't hate the Cuogs and their low standards like they should).
They loved Sark because he was the ultimate Doog coach: there are no real standards, but we know he's better than Ty. He let them keep their low standards and hatred of everything with high standards while winning some and providing excitement. Doogs love excitement because they are dumb.
This is why Doogs don't like Pete very much: he ruins all their narratives. This is why Doogs have to credit Sark for SOME of Pete's success (even though it's obvious he contributed nothing to it).
Doogs HATE Ty (although they loved him when he was here until '08) because they can't figure out it was already fucked under Gilby and they want to blame an outsider (Doogs are dumb like that).
Doogs ended up hating Neuheisel because they could blame another outsider (I hate Neu, too).
Doogs are people who instead of wanting greatness, prefer mediocrity because they are unsure greatness is achievable and it hurts them to admit it. They become bitter because they lack confidence in general about the world. And they should all be shot. Along with Cuogs. -
USC doesn't give a shit about us. Their rivals are Notre Dame and the other schools in Cali.haie said:Oregon is our NW rival. The hate is there on both sides. Both programs have had success.
WSU is not a rival. They suck ass. Then they make claims about how Oregon has dominated us to refute this point, as if it's even close to the same situation. Aggy schools are just happy to be Power 5. They are no ones rival.
SC is our true rival, and really the rival of the entire conference. I don't care if the feeling is mutual or not. They are the team you want to beat 17-12 in their own empty stadium.
WSU, as stated is a total joke and only counts as a rival because they are in Washington.
Oregon is our main rival. Neither fan base likes the other. The series is competitive. The biggest doogs here are the ones who are so threatened by Oregon that they can't admit to being their rival.
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Race has done it again!!Pitchfork51 said:
You lying fuck j. You never played sports. -
Staff! True?PurpleJ said:
USC doesn't give a shit about us. Their rivals are Notre Dame and the other schools in Cali.haie said:Oregon is our NW rival. The hate is there on both sides. Both programs have had success.
WSU is not a rival. They suck ass. Then they make claims about how Oregon has dominated us to refute this point, as if it's even close to the same situation. Aggy schools are just happy to be Power 5. They are no ones rival.
SC is our true rival, and really the rival of the entire conference. I don't care if the feeling is mutual or not. They are the team you want to beat 17-12 in their own empty stadium.
WSU, as stated is a total joke and only counts as a rival because they are in Washington.
Oregon is our main rival. Neither fan base likes the other. The series is competitive. The biggest doogs here are the ones who are so threatened by Oregon that they can't admit to being their rival.
2004 Eugene, OR Oregon 31–6
2005 Eugene, OR Oregon 45–21
2006 Eugene, OR Oregon 34–14
2007 Seattle, WA Oregon 55–34
2008 Eugene, OR Oregon 44–10
2009 Seattle, WA Oregon 43–19
2010 Eugene, OR Oregon 53–16
2011 Seattle, WA Oregon 34–17
2012 Eugene, OR Oregon 52–21
2013 Seattle, WA Oregon 45–24
2014 Eugene, OR Oregon 45–20
2015 Seattle, WA Oregon 26–20
2016 Eugene, OR Washington 70–21 -
What part of 70-21 don't you understand?TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Staff! True?PurpleJ said:
USC doesn't give a shit about us. Their rivals are Notre Dame and the other schools in Cali.haie said:Oregon is our NW rival. The hate is there on both sides. Both programs have had success.
WSU is not a rival. They suck ass. Then they make claims about how Oregon has dominated us to refute this point, as if it's even close to the same situation. Aggy schools are just happy to be Power 5. They are no ones rival.
SC is our true rival, and really the rival of the entire conference. I don't care if the feeling is mutual or not. They are the team you want to beat 17-12 in their own empty stadium.
WSU, as stated is a total joke and only counts as a rival because they are in Washington.
Oregon is our main rival. Neither fan base likes the other. The series is competitive. The biggest doogs here are the ones who are so threatened by Oregon that they can't admit to being their rival.
2004 Eugene, OR Oregon 31–6
2005 Eugene, OR Oregon 45–21
2006 Eugene, OR Oregon 34–14
2007 Seattle, WA Oregon 55–34
2008 Eugene, OR Oregon 44–10
2009 Seattle, WA Oregon 43–19
2010 Eugene, OR Oregon 53–16
2011 Seattle, WA Oregon 34–17
2012 Eugene, OR Oregon 52–21
2013 Seattle, WA Oregon 45–24
2014 Eugene, OR Oregon 45–20
2015 Seattle, WA Oregon 26–20
2016 Eugene, OR Washington 70–21 -
You think 70-21 was competitive?YellowSnow said:
What part of 70-21 don't you understand?TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Staff! True?PurpleJ said:
USC doesn't give a shit about us. Their rivals are Notre Dame and the other schools in Cali.haie said:Oregon is our NW rival. The hate is there on both sides. Both programs have had success.
WSU is not a rival. They suck ass. Then they make claims about how Oregon has dominated us to refute this point, as if it's even close to the same situation. Aggy schools are just happy to be Power 5. They are no ones rival.
SC is our true rival, and really the rival of the entire conference. I don't care if the feeling is mutual or not. They are the team you want to beat 17-12 in their own empty stadium.
WSU, as stated is a total joke and only counts as a rival because they are in Washington.
Oregon is our main rival. Neither fan base likes the other. The series is competitive. The biggest doogs here are the ones who are so threatened by Oregon that they can't admit to being their rival.
2004 Eugene, OR Oregon 31–6
2005 Eugene, OR Oregon 45–21
2006 Eugene, OR Oregon 34–14
2007 Seattle, WA Oregon 55–34
2008 Eugene, OR Oregon 44–10
2009 Seattle, WA Oregon 43–19
2010 Eugene, OR Oregon 53–16
2011 Seattle, WA Oregon 34–17
2012 Eugene, OR Oregon 52–21
2013 Seattle, WA Oregon 45–24
2014 Eugene, OR Oregon 45–20
2015 Seattle, WA Oregon 26–20
2016 Eugene, OR Washington 70–21
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Doogs hate winners
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What about the Aubbie/Tequilla, predict 12-1, Sark's teams to beat Oregon, calling for Oregon's demise 5 years early, etc?
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The Cuogs are OUR? rival because they stand against everything we stand for. Sure, the series is not competitive, but it shouldn't be.
One of the universities is a world-class research uni, in a world-class city with a world-class coach.
The other is a place where you can learn to breed animals in the middle of a cow pie with a guy who looks like an Irish grandmother who has gone from locking people in sheds to coaching in one.
It's one of the most natural rivalries in sport.
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Who GAF about Oregon? They're not relevant.
