Stupid contest
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But why do you hate Timisoara?TierbsHsotBoobs said:Romania is too stupid as mentioned above, so I'm going with it. Bucharest or Oradea.
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Let me address some items, in no particular order. @AZDuck put in some fucking work. I laffed. Too bad you are wrong. Fucking Japan? I can barely speak Engrish, much less that gibberish.
So, I got off the train and checked into my hotel. There is a goddamn brightly colored bird in a tree outside that won't shut the fuck up. He's on my kill list. Take that bird flu!
Warmer here than I figured it would be.
Big hint coming tomorrow, or the next day, if you dumb dumb's don't get closer.
The cock bumping gif was nails. That's it for now...gotta get my game face on to do trolling for emotionally damaged trim. -
Welsh, Injun and Scottish...none of these even has a fucking G in it. Germany? Jesus e-son.backthepack said:Somewhere in Germany because i believe you said you were german. Hookers are legal and plentiful. Craft brews. Hot blonde sluts.
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Triple self quoting shit poast alert!Swaye said:
Welsh, Injun and Scottish...none of these even has a fucking G in it. Germany? Jesus e-son.backthepack said:Somewhere in Germany because i believe you said you were german. Hookers are legal and plentiful. Craft brews. Hot blonde sluts.
The above meme does not mean I am going to hit you @dnc. I never hurt the ones I love (anus does not count). -
He's a Husky fan. He likes the abuse.Swaye said:
Triple self quoting shit poast alert!Swaye said:
Welsh, Injun and Scottish...none of these even has a fucking G in it. Germany? Jesus e-son.backthepack said:Somewhere in Germany because i believe you said you were german. Hookers are legal and plentiful. Craft brews. Hot blonde sluts.
The above meme does not mean I am going to hit you @dnc. I never hurt the ones I love (anus does not count). -
WOOF!allpurpleallgold said:
He's a Husky fan. He likes the abuse.Swaye said:
Triple self quoting shit poast alert!Swaye said:
Welsh, Injun and Scottish...none of these even has a fucking G in it. Germany? Jesus e-son.backthepack said:Somewhere in Germany because i believe you said you were german. Hookers are legal and plentiful. Craft brews. Hot blonde sluts.
The above meme does not mean I am going to hit you @dnc. I never hurt the ones I love (anus does not count). -
Free pub!
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I looked up how long the train took and thought "close enough". Apparently your literal interpretation was better though.AZDuck said:5 hour cross cuntry train ride excludes Portugal.
Hamburg to Munich is 6 hours, Berlin is 7. Should exclude Germany.
Nowhere in the Netherlands, Belgium, Switzerland, South Korea or Denmark takes 5 hours either.
Trains in Thailand are slow as fuck.
Cambodia doesn't have any trains.
Canada and Australia are too big.
Auckland to Christchurch takes 12 hours by train.
Tokyo to Fukuoka takes 5 hours.
Barcelona to Seville takes 5 hours.
Vienna to Innsbruck takes 5 hours.
Prostitution isn't legal in Italy, but raw dogging in a FIAT is, but still.
Malmö to Stockholm takes 5 hours.
Paris to Nice = closer to six hours.
Helsinki to Rovaniemi takes 12 hours by train.
Czech Republic and Slovakia are too small.
Nobody flies into Poland except Warsaw, and that's less than 5 hours from the rest of the country by train.
Baltics, too small.
Athens to Thessaloniki is 5 hours by train. But why the fuck would you go there and not the Greek islands? Also, who would pay to fuck in Greece? Not @Swaye.
Norway, too long (TWSS).
London to Glasgow = 5 hours. Plus they invented "dogging".
So I'm gonna say the pre Brexit UK, with Japan, Spain, Greece and Sweden as possibles. Romania and Bulgaria are too stupid. Dubai is too Russian. Nobody else has trains or hookers you want to actually touch.
HAIL BRITTANIA -
I guess here with her.....
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South Africa... prostitutes not legal.
Chile, Argentina, Brazil.... train travel difficult
Was thinking St. Petersburg, Russia, but the bird comment has thrown me off.
Turkey or Ukraine?
