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Kim "O-line recruiting has been fine"

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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,840
    In all seriousness, spot on Gladstone. It's why I have such a hard time understanding doogs like TerryDell who would take a bullet for Sark but constantly bash Romar. My support of Romar is waning, and if he fails to make the tournament this year I'd have no problem firing him, but at least Romar has some verifiable strengths - he develops guards very well, he overachieves his recruiting rankings at putting players into the NBA, he's a man of integrity, he loves UW, his teams rebound very well, his players adore him. He has some massive weaknesses as well - in bounds plays, big man development, identifying assistant coaches, keeping poor assistants too long, poor performance against elite coaches, in bounds plays...

    I get that some people are going to be raging homers who think whoever works for UW can do no wrong. It's dumb, but I get it. But if you are objective enough to want Romar fired you should REALLY want Sark fired.

    Otherwise, you're TerryDellFS.
  • puppylove_sugarsteel
    puppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133

    A former player of Sark's told me going into 2012 that our OL was a fucking joke. He was like don't read the hype, trust me they all suck ass. Told me they don't work hard in the weight room and called Hatchie "bitch tits". Said Kohler was the biggest pussy he's ever met in his entire life.

    These are your Sarkisian Washington Huskies folks.

    Pretty strong words chump. They did suck in 2012, we knew that going in. What 'hype' are you referring to? Everyone was hurt!
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    A former player of Sark's told me going into 2012 that our OL was a fucking joke. He was like don't read the hype, trust me they all suck ass. Told me they don't work hard in the weight room and called Hatchie "bitch tits". Said Kohler was the biggest pussy he's ever met in his entire life.

    These are your Sarkisian Washington Huskies folks.

    Pretty strong words chump. They did suck in 2012, we knew that going in. What 'hype' are you referring to? Everyone was hurt!
    The hype on Doogman.

    CHRIST
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,573 Founders Club
    Sark would make a great coach for a B-8 team
  • sarktastic
    sarktastic Member Posts: 9,208

    A former player of Sark's told me going into 2012 that our OL was a fucking joke. He was like don't read the hype, trust me they all suck ass. Told me they don't work hard in the weight room and called Hatchie "bitch tits". Said Kohler was the biggest pussy he's ever met in his entire life.

    These are your Sarkisian Washington Huskies folks.

    Pretty strong words chump. They did suck in 2012, we knew that going in. What 'hype' are you referring to? Everyone was hurt!
    Sark was crowing during the offseason and regularly during the preseason that after finishing 2012 with a virtual 9-4 record, this 2013 team was finally ready to compete for a Pac North championship. Do you consider that 'hype'?
  • greenblood
    greenblood Member Posts: 14,560

    A former player of Sark's told me going into 2012 that our OL was a fucking joke. He was like don't read the hype, trust me they all suck ass. Told me they don't work hard in the weight room and called Hatchie "bitch tits". Said Kohler was the biggest pussy he's ever met in his entire life.

    These are your Sarkisian Washington Huskies folks.

    "Bitch tits"? LOL!!! That line isn't trademarked is it? Because I'm five fingering that line.
  • greenblood
    greenblood Member Posts: 14,560
    edited October 2013
    Gladstone said:

    I just cannot understand how any doog in her heart of hearts could reconcile Sarkisian with (1) his OL recruiting and performance in a five year span of failure and (2) his own statements about competing for Rose Bowls in short order.

    It's a goddamned cult of personality. A cult of personality for a man who has nothing remarkable whatsoever about him. What does Sark do that's above average?

    Recruit? No, see: OL and instate.
    Toughness? LOL no.
    Penalties and discipline? No. "Overrated Statistic" ~ Steve Sarkisian (Pre ASU game interview)
    Fundamentals? No.
    Beat rivals? No.
    Offensive identity? No.
    Special teams? No.
    Clock management? No.
    Tangible yearly improvement? No.
    Play on road? No.
    Playcalling? No.
    Week to week gameplanning? No.
    Hire solid assistants? No.*
    Kids sent to the NFL? No.
    Eloquence? No.
    Integrity? No.


    * The unequivocal failure of Holt/Nansen/Cozetto negates Wilcox/Sirmon, and when we take into account that Woodward forced Sark's hand in firing Holt, giving this an 'average' rating may actually be a bit generous.

    Couple all of that with the fact that this was a once-proud elite tier 1 football school and it's maddening (and hilarious is a cynical sort of way).

    I seriously want to ask these Sarkisian fans what it is exactly he does above average...graduate his players? Uh, ok. I expect any coach at UW to graduate his or her players. That is to be assumed, not praised.

    Clarity
  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499

    A former player of Sark's told me going into 2012 that our OL was a fucking joke. He was like don't read the hype, trust me they all suck ass. Told me they don't work hard in the weight room and called Hatchie "bitch tits". Said Kohler was the biggest pussy he's ever met in his entire life.

    These are your Sarkisian Washington Huskies folks.

    "Bitch tits"? LOL!!! That line isn't trademarked is it? Because I'm five fingering that line.
    Like how all you pathetic yucks (LOL!) finger rape girls in the Autzen parking lot?
  • sarktastic
    sarktastic Member Posts: 9,208
    Kids sent to the nfl = no?

    Clearly, gladstone doesn't stalk Sark's wiki page
  • greenblood
    greenblood Member Posts: 14,560

    A former player of Sark's told me going into 2012 that our OL was a fucking joke. He was like don't read the hype, trust me they all suck ass. Told me they don't work hard in the weight room and called Hatchie "bitch tits". Said Kohler was the biggest pussy he's ever met in his entire life.

    These are your Sarkisian Washington Huskies folks.

    "Bitch tits"? LOL!!! That line isn't trademarked is it? Because I'm five fingering that line.
    Like how all you pathetic yucks (LOL!) finger rape girls in the Autzen parking lot?
    FYI- If anybody gets five fingered, it isn't their first time.
  • TTJ
    TTJ Member Posts: 4,827
    Call it the cycle of fucktarded personnel management: Force young guys into the lineup before they're physically ready (e.g., truFR Kohler, truFR Porter, rsFR Tanigawa), perpetuate the "so young" mythos, get them hurt so they're damaged goods and have to be replaced by yet more physically unprepared kids, then claim years later they would have been All-So-and-So until they got injured. Everything's fine, though. Lather, rinse, repeat.
  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
    I have also heard that Kohler has a vagina. To me the only one on the line really worth a damn is Charles. Hatchie looks like your typical lazy Hawaiian out there. We all know how soft ASJ has become. Tanigawa seems TUFF just really sucks. Criste and Riva seem like 7-6 linemen.
  • jecornel said:

    Like softy says, it just five guys out there. No one stands out. I wish he would take it a step further and pin it on sark.

    He'll be bold and pin it on Sark the day after Sark is fired.

    That's how the gutless Seattle media rolls.
  • PuppyLove, going into 2012 Sark said it was going to be his best OL at UW. Instead it was worst.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club

    A former player of Sark's told me going into 2012 that our OL was a fucking joke. He was like don't read the hype, trust me they all suck ass. Told me they don't work hard in the weight room and called Hatchie "bitch tits". Said Kohler was the biggest pussy he's ever met in his entire life.

    These are your Sarkisian Washington Huskies folks.

    "Bitch tits"? LOL!!! That line isn't trademarked is it? Because I'm five fingering that line.
    Like how all you pathetic yucks (LOL!) finger rape girls in the Autzen parking lot?
    FYI- If anybody gets five fingered, it isn't their first time.
    image
  • HeretoBeatmyChest
    HeretoBeatmyChest Member Posts: 4,295

    I have also heard that Kohler has a vagina. To me the only one on the line really worth a damn is Charles. Hatchie looks like your typical lazy Hawaiian out there. We all know how soft ASJ has become. Tanigawa seems TUFF just really sucks. Criste and Riva seem like 7-6 linemen.

    The line got much worse when Charles went out. It was half-decent before that. I think Charles, Riva & Tanigawa are fine. Hatchie and Criste at LT and C are the weaknesses. The weak spots are at the most important positions on the OL.
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,148
    They all suck. Charles would be good if he was your 4th best lineman. Problem is, he is our best. Same with Riva. We have two serviceable guys in Charles and Riva and three guys who suck. Right now, we are playing with four guys who suck with Charles out.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club

    They all suck. Charles would be good if he was your 4th best lineman. Problem is, he is our best. Same with Riva. We have two serviceable guys in Charles and Riva and three guys who suck. Right now, we are playing with four guys who suck with Charles out.

    Pretty accurate actually. I think Criste shows flashes, but basically sucks. Riva and Charles are both solid starters. On a real team those two are either the tail end of starting, or first off the bench in the two deeps. The rest is a fucking dreckfest. If your top two guys are solid two deep guys at top schools, you ain't winning shit. That's like an Iron Law or something.
  • bananasnblondes
    bananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,516
    Swaye said:

    A former player of Sark's told me going into 2012 that our OL was a fucking joke. He was like don't read the hype, trust me they all suck ass. Told me they don't work hard in the weight room and called Hatchie "bitch tits". Said Kohler was the biggest pussy he's ever met in his entire life.

    These are your Sarkisian Washington Huskies folks.

    "Bitch tits"? LOL!!! That line isn't trademarked is it? Because I'm five fingering that line.
    Like how all you pathetic yucks (LOL!) finger rape girls in the Autzen parking lot?
    FYI- If anybody gets five fingered, it isn't their first time.
    image
    You forgot:
    the Spocker: the Mr. Spock hand thing
    The Heart-stopper: full fist
    The minivan: 2 in the front, 5 (fist) in the back
  • TTJ
    TTJ Member Posts: 4,827
    Christe is terrible. Worst UW OL I've ever seen. And that includes Ossai.
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,148
    TTJ said:

    Christe is terrible. Worst UW OL I've ever seen. And that includes Ossai.

    My vote would go to Kohler at RT in 2011, followed by Brostek last year (not entirely his fault).

  • dhdawg
    dhdawg Member Posts: 13,326
    This might just be because he plays LT and his play is magnified but I'd have to say hatchie was the worst season from an olineman I've watched
  • TTJ
    TTJ Member Posts: 4,827

    TTJ said:

    Christe is terrible. Worst UW OL I've ever seen. And that includes Ossai.

    My vote would go to Kohler at RT in 2011, followed by Brostek last year (not entirely his fault).

    Brostek...another example of the aforementioned fucktardation. Permanently scarred by being played too early.
  • Don't overthink it Ossai is still the worst.

    UW in year 5 has zero OL who will play a snap in the nfl.

    "Great" recruiter my fucking ass!
  • MisterEm
    MisterEm Member Posts: 6,685
    But the new offense takes the pressure off of the OL so Sark will have more time to recruit midget 4* athletes.

    I was also led to believe that the 2013 season would be special.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,840
    MisterEm said:

    But the new offense takes the pressure off of the OL so Sark will have more time to recruit midget 4* athletes.

    I was also led to believe that the 2013 season would be special.

    No, *next year* will be special. It's always *next year*.

    Sounds like you need to learn the difference.

  • MisterEm
    MisterEm Member Posts: 6,685
    ^^ Touché.

    Doog handbook appendix 1 - next year will always be special.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,840
    MisterEm said:

    ^^ Touché.

    Doog handbook appendix 1 - next year will always be special.

    But only if we have coaching cuntinuity.

    Otherwise we will suck.

    LRR

  • AtomicDawg
    AtomicDawg Member Posts: 7,331
    apparently kelemete played a game or two with arizona last year but yes we do suck at offensive linemen.

    Playing them too early is a product of not recruiting enough linemen. But as kim said the linemen recruiting is fine. We cannot develop or recruit tackles.

    Everytime I start typing this stuff it just makes me mad. We suck. THere is no light at the end of the tunnel. Even if another coach comes on it will take a year or two to get some decent line play because we are going to have like 20 WR's to 10 linemen on scholarship.
  • sarktastic
    sarktastic Member Posts: 9,208

    apparently kelemete played a game or two with arizona last year but yes we do suck at offensive linemen.

    Playing them too early is a product of not recruiting enough linemen. But as kim said the linemen recruiting is fine. We cannot develop or recruit tackles. huh?

    Everytime I start typing this stuff it just makes me mad. We suck. THere is no light at the end of the tunnel. Even if another coach comes on it will take a year or two to get some decent line play because we are going to have like 20 WR's to 10 linemen on scholarship.