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Kim "O-line recruiting has been fine"

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  • TTJ
    TTJ Member Posts: 4,827
    Call it the cycle of fucktarded personnel management: Force young guys into the lineup before they're physically ready (e.g., truFR Kohler, truFR Porter, rsFR Tanigawa), perpetuate the "so young" mythos, get them hurt so they're damaged goods and have to be replaced by yet more physically unprepared kids, then claim years later they would have been All-So-and-So until they got injured. Everything's fine, though. Lather, rinse, repeat.
  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,500
    I have also heard that Kohler has a vagina. To me the only one on the line really worth a damn is Charles. Hatchie looks like your typical lazy Hawaiian out there. We all know how soft ASJ has become. Tanigawa seems TUFF just really sucks. Criste and Riva seem like 7-6 linemen.
  • jecornel said:

    Like softy says, it just five guys out there. No one stands out. I wish he would take it a step further and pin it on sark.

    He'll be bold and pin it on Sark the day after Sark is fired.

    That's how the gutless Seattle media rolls.
  • PuppyLove, going into 2012 Sark said it was going to be his best OL at UW. Instead it was worst.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 Founders Club

    A former player of Sark's told me going into 2012 that our OL was a fucking joke. He was like don't read the hype, trust me they all suck ass. Told me they don't work hard in the weight room and called Hatchie "bitch tits". Said Kohler was the biggest pussy he's ever met in his entire life.

    These are your Sarkisian Washington Huskies folks.

    "Bitch tits"? LOL!!! That line isn't trademarked is it? Because I'm five fingering that line.
    Like how all you pathetic yucks (LOL!) finger rape girls in the Autzen parking lot?
    FYI- If anybody gets five fingered, it isn't their first time.
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  • HeretoBeatmyChest
    HeretoBeatmyChest Member Posts: 4,295

    I have also heard that Kohler has a vagina. To me the only one on the line really worth a damn is Charles. Hatchie looks like your typical lazy Hawaiian out there. We all know how soft ASJ has become. Tanigawa seems TUFF just really sucks. Criste and Riva seem like 7-6 linemen.

    The line got much worse when Charles went out. It was half-decent before that. I think Charles, Riva & Tanigawa are fine. Hatchie and Criste at LT and C are the weaknesses. The weak spots are at the most important positions on the OL.
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,385 Standard Supporter
    They all suck. Charles would be good if he was your 4th best lineman. Problem is, he is our best. Same with Riva. We have two serviceable guys in Charles and Riva and three guys who suck. Right now, we are playing with four guys who suck with Charles out.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 Founders Club

    They all suck. Charles would be good if he was your 4th best lineman. Problem is, he is our best. Same with Riva. We have two serviceable guys in Charles and Riva and three guys who suck. Right now, we are playing with four guys who suck with Charles out.

    Pretty accurate actually. I think Criste shows flashes, but basically sucks. Riva and Charles are both solid starters. On a real team those two are either the tail end of starting, or first off the bench in the two deeps. The rest is a fucking dreckfest. If your top two guys are solid two deep guys at top schools, you ain't winning shit. That's like an Iron Law or something.
  • bananasnblondes
    bananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,575
    Swaye said:

    A former player of Sark's told me going into 2012 that our OL was a fucking joke. He was like don't read the hype, trust me they all suck ass. Told me they don't work hard in the weight room and called Hatchie "bitch tits". Said Kohler was the biggest pussy he's ever met in his entire life.

    These are your Sarkisian Washington Huskies folks.

    "Bitch tits"? LOL!!! That line isn't trademarked is it? Because I'm five fingering that line.
    Like how all you pathetic yucks (LOL!) finger rape girls in the Autzen parking lot?
    FYI- If anybody gets five fingered, it isn't their first time.
    image
    You forgot:
    the Spocker: the Mr. Spock hand thing
    The Heart-stopper: full fist
    The minivan: 2 in the front, 5 (fist) in the back
  • TTJ
    TTJ Member Posts: 4,827
    Christe is terrible. Worst UW OL I've ever seen. And that includes Ossai.