Enough is enough....Ability to post will be revoked... We have the crud
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Yeah, wall ball was cool too. For whatever reason we got into wall ball with a racquetball (I guess that's called handball). I hear ya on the netless and bent hoops. I'd climb up and bend them back and put the new nets on. Janitor was worthless.Fenderbender123 said:
Kids didn't play basketball so much where I went to school because the nets never got replaced and most of the rims were broken in some way.DuckHHunterisafag said:
Dude, I don't know any cool kids who EVER played a single game (or is it a match) of gay ass 4-square. The blacktop was for basketball or prison ball.Fenderbender123 said:Most of the posters at Dawgman are like the beta fags that would occupy the 4-square court at recess so they could play Pokemon or Magic: The Gathering cards.
Most of the posters here are like the cool kids that want to use the court for playing an intense match of 4-square.
All of the admins at Dawgman are like the douchebag, power-hungry, playground supervisor kids that tell the cool kids they gotta go find somewhere else to play 4-square, even though the fags are occupying the only 4-square court around.
Derek Johnson is like that one cool parent who bought a can of spray paint and some giant stencils to the playground one night and made a new 4-square court.
This thread is like we're all playing a game of 4-square and one of us "accidentally" slapped a ball too hard at the old 4-square court and hit one of the playground supervisors in the head.
The most popular playground sport back when I was in grade school was wall ball. I went to a ghetto school, though. -
We had chain nets.
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Sad thing is that this is a copy and paste from 2007, 2011, 2013, and now.Fecal_Matter said:"Inbox and email flooded with complaints about posters being disrespectful to staff and other posters. We don't have the time to supervise those who can't behave.
If we see personal attacks, insults, shots at the staff, etc, you're ability to post will be revoked for a while without warning. If you PM us, email us, or make snarky comments/complaints about this, your ability to post will will be revoked for a long time without warning.
We're working our tails off. I'm just getting over the miserable cold that's going around that Scott has already had and now Fetters has. Our fuses are a little short. We've purged people from the site before and won't hesitate to do it again to improve the site. We've been letting some things slide.
Signing day is just around the corner. Let's just all get along"
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Cool kids played smear the queer. HTH
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They got 2. One from Bleenor and one from JohnB.DugtheDoog said:
Let's be honest here. How many "emails" did Griswold really get with people complaining about others disrespecting Ektard or F3? And if he even got 1, I'd like to meet that author at the 7-11 on Aurora in the U District and remind him that the Aurora Bridge is only a short walk from here.Fecal_Matter said:"Inbox and email flooded with complaints about posters being disrespectful to staff....
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Someone make this thread go *poof
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Sound's like you all need to take a long walk on a children's playground to gain some perspective.
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I still dosection_332 said:Cool kids played smear the queer. HTH
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I broke my arm in the 2nd grade falling off the parallel bars onto our cement playground. We had rings and monkey bars and all sorts of dangerous shit that you millennial fags have never heard of with your weak ass playground equipment and padded areas.
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This one time I punched a kid in the neck at recess and he told on me, and when the teacher came to ask me about it I told her that the kid leaned into me right as I was putting my fist out to celebrate a wall ball victory, and the teacher totally believed me.
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So you must be cancelling your membership after signing day Mexi-bender?Fenderbender123 said:Most of the posters at Dawgman are like the beta fags that would occupy the 4-square court at recess so they could play Pokemon or Magic: The Gathering cards.
Most of the posters here are like the cool kids that want to use the court for playing an intense match of 4-square.
All of the admins at Dawgman are like the douchebag, power-hungry, playground supervisor kids that tell the cool kids they gotta go find somewhere else to play 4-square, even though the fags are occupying the only 4-square court around.
Derek Johnson is like that one cool parent who bought a can of spray paint and some giant stencils to the playground one night and made a new 4-square court.
This thread is like we're all playing a game of 4-square and one of us "accidentally" slapped a ball too hard at the old 4-square court and hit one of the playground supervisors in the head. -
Welcome to modern 'merica! The pussified edition.RaceBannon said:
In 1999 you didn't have to register a screen name so you could do all sorts of stuff. The whiners complained, Samek listened and started a long road of tailoring the website to the fags that whine and complain about anyone having the kind of fun we have here
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I dont know what faggy prep school you sent your tragic mulatto kids too but at the shitty public school I went to we use to play "king of the monkey bars" by standing on top of the monkey bars in the middle and throwing off challengers onto the black top below.RaceBannon said:I broke my arm in the 2nd grade falling off the parallel bars onto our cement playground. We had rings and monkey bars and all sorts of dangerous shit that you millennial fags have never heard of with your weak ass playground equipment and padded areas.
We also played smear the queer until one of the stay at home moms heard and complained. She had so little to do that she forced herself into having a hour long meeting with 4th graders to explain why smear the queer was so bad. We then played the same exact game but had to call it "tackle the guy with the football".
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Wall ball, tennis baseball, kickball, RED ROVER, and smear the queer were the go to games at my school (private school, had to wear uniforms and shit)
Fucking red rover was intense man, shit could break an arm. -
Red Rover got banned at my school in 4th grade. I remember participating in the final game where after awhile it turned into a giant mob of students forcing this girl and boy to kiss each other that eventually just turned into a free-for-all.
I remember my 4th grade teacher talking to our class about the "incident". I remember her saying "...and it wasn't just the pushing and shoving. When I was out there, I heard students using words like bitch, fuck, and other inappropriate language."
She really emphasized bitch and fuck too. It made me laugh when she said it which of course got me into trouble because if there's one thing I learned in school, it's that you're not allowed to find something funny unless everybody else does too or else you get in trouble. It's also why I got kicked out of the 4th grade spelling bee....a kid couldn't spell the word "job". What an idiot. Still laughing to this day. -
don't forget that our equipment was also made out of pure steel that got molten hot in the summer, could blind you with its reflective glare, and never got repaired so there were built in shanks on the edges...not the recycled plastic wonderparks of today where nobody gets hurt.RaceBannon said:I broke my arm in the 2nd grade falling off the parallel bars onto our cement playground. We had rings and monkey bars and all sorts of dangerous shit that you millennial fags have never heard of with your weak ass playground equipment and padded areas.
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FUCK OFF AND LEAVE DOOGMAN
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Let's also not forget the role ambulance chasing lawyers have played in protecting everyone from themselves. I remember diving boards being taken out of lots of pools because fucktards hurt themselves and would then sue, starting in the late 80's / early 90's...insurance premiums soared and it was game over. That carried over into playgrounds too, leading to sterile / padded pussification.
It's all part of not wanting anyone to get bumped, bruised, offended, or suffer any "micro-aggressions".
FYFMFEMeek said:
don't forget that our equipment was also made out of pure steel that got molten hot in the summer, could blind you with its reflective glare, and never got repaired so there were built in shanks on the edges...not the recycled plastic wonderparks of today where nobody gets hurt.RaceBannon said:I broke my arm in the 2nd grade falling off the parallel bars onto our cement playground. We had rings and monkey bars and all sorts of dangerous shit that you millennial fags have never heard of with your weak ass playground equipment and padded areas.
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Sounds like you were a gymnast. Fag.RaceBannon said:I broke my arm in the 2nd grade falling off the parallel bars onto our cement playground. We had rings and monkey bars and all sorts of dangerous shit that you millennial fags have never heard of with your weak ass playground equipment and padded areas.
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I'm fine with gymnasts. McKayla Maroney can get itEsophagealFeces said:
Sounds like you were a gymnast. Fag.RaceBannon said:I broke my arm in the 2nd grade falling off the parallel bars onto our cement playground. We had rings and monkey bars and all sorts of dangerous shit that you millennial fags have never heard of with your weak ass playground equipment and padded areas.
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There* working their tails off. Everyone says so.DugtheDoog said:
Let's be honest here. How many "emails" did Griswold really get with people complaining about others disrespecting Ektard or F3? And if he even got 1, I'd like to meet that author at the 7-11 on Aurora in the U District and remind him that the Aurora Bridge is only a short walk from here.Fecal_Matter said:"Inbox and email flooded with complaints about posters being disrespectful to staff....
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It's really sad to see how far you have fallen.DerekJohnson said:you know Kim is really wallowing in self-pity when he plays the "we've got the crud" card.
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Was it Damone?Fenderbender123 said:It's also why I got kicked out of the 4th grade spelling bee....a kid couldn't spell the word "job". What an idiot. Still laughing to this day.
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Did you just unironically use the term beta? Let me guess, you're a highly functioning autistic red pill mens right activist?Fenderbender123 said:Most of the posters at Dawgman are like the beta fags
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I'm gonna say yes, but only because that's the most polite thing anyone has ever said about me.BrickSquad said:
Did you just unironically use the term beta? Let me guess, you're a highly functioning autistic red pill mens right activist?Fenderbender123 said:Most of the posters at Dawgman are like the beta fags
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Wrong bars but up vote for calling me a fagEsophagealFeces said:
Sounds like you were a gymnast. Fag.RaceBannon said:I broke my arm in the 2nd grade falling off the parallel bars onto our cement playground. We had rings and monkey bars and all sorts of dangerous shit that you millennial fags have never heard of with your weak ass playground equipment and padded areas.
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This. No fucking way he gets emails about rudeness to staff.DugtheDoog said:
Let's be honest here. How many "emails" did Griswold really get with people complaining about others disrespecting Ektard or F3? And if he even got 1, I'd like to meet that author at the 7-11 on Aurora in the U District and remind him that the Aurora Bridge is only a short walk from here.Fecal_Matter said:"Inbox and email flooded with complaints about posters being disrespectful to staff....
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You Rebel you!Fenderbender123 said:Red Rover got banned at my school in 4th grade. I remember participating in the final game where after awhile it turned into a giant mob of students forcing this girl and boy to kiss each other that eventually just turned into a free-for-all.
I remember my 4th grade teacher talking to our class about the "incident". I remember her saying "...and it wasn't just the pushing and shoving. When I was out there, I heard students using words like bitch, fuck, and other inappropriate language."
She really emphasized bitch and fuck too. It made me laugh when she said it which of course got me into trouble because if there's one thing I learned in school, it's that you're not allowed to find something funny unless everybody else does too or else you get in trouble. It's also why I got kicked out of the 4th grade spelling bee....a kid couldn't spell the word "job". What an idiot. Still laughing to this day. -
A right activist?BrickSquad said:
Did you just unironically use the term beta? Let me guess, you're a highly functioning autistic red pill mens right activist?Fenderbender123 said:Most of the posters at Dawgman are like the beta fags
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EsophagealFeces said:
Sounds like you were a gymnast. Fag.RaceBannon said:I broke my arm in the 2nd grade falling off the parallel bars onto our cement playground. We had rings and monkey bars and all sorts of dangerous shit that you millennial fags have never heard of with your weak ass playground equipment and padded areas.