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I'm not sure you understand how mic drops workCaptainPJ said:(Mic drop)
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My Bears really stepped up with our defense. Forced 5 turnovers.
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First drive 2nd half, was the cal wr push-off for the td wasn't it?PurpleJ said:
Or just be good in both halves. Gave up over 300 yards in the first half and let them drive on that first possession in the 2nd half.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
It takes a great defense to score multiple touchdowns in a game.PurpleJ said:But a good defense could have won us that game, in spite of the offense.
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Sitting at stupid brunch thing now. Getting steak though. I didn't even know steak was a brunch item. Fuck yeah. Anyway, crazy slut has texted 4 more times. Last one was 15 minutes ago. "You are a fucking asshole. Don't bother responding." Uh, dumb bitch, I haven't responded to you in 4 hours, or any of your other 8 texts you blew me up with. So, uh, thanks for letting me drill you in my hotel room bathroom. I think I am safe.
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She would totally go for ass to mouth right now.Swaye said:Sitting at stupid brunch thing now. Getting steak though. I didn't even know steak was a brunch item. Fuck yeah. Anyway, crazy slut has texted 4 more times. Last one was 15 minutes ago. "You are a fucking asshole. Don't bother responding." Uh, dumb bitch, I haven't responded to you in 4 hours, or any of your other 8 texts you blew me up with. So, uh, thanks for letting me drill you in my hotel room bathroom. I think I am safe.
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Like I said. The secondary is a bit soft for my liking. Cal WR didn't get caught so good on him.godawgst said:
First drive 2nd half, was the cal wr push-off for the td wasn't it?PurpleJ said:
Or just be good in both halves. Gave up over 300 yards in the first half and let them drive on that first possession in the 2nd half.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
It takes a great defense to score multiple touchdowns in a game.PurpleJ said:But a good defense could have won us that game, in spite of the offense.
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I think you can still get in a good hate-fuck.Swaye said:Sitting at stupid brunch thing now. Getting steak though. I didn't even know steak was a brunch item. Fuck yeah. Anyway, crazy slut has texted 4 more times. Last one was 15 minutes ago. "You are a fucking asshole. Don't bother responding." Uh, dumb bitch, I haven't responded to you in 4 hours, or any of your other 8 texts you blew me up with. So, uh, thanks for letting me drill you in my hotel room bathroom. I think I am safe.
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We must share the same brain. My exact thought. Do I try to run the gauntlet or not? If I shot that dumb bitch a text right now saying "I'm so sorry. I lost my phone for a couple hours. You were wonderful last night. Want to have a coffee?" I would be knocking that shit down an hour later. But, she might kill me after. Decisions.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
She would totally go for ass to mouth right now.Swaye said:Sitting at stupid brunch thing now. Getting steak though. I didn't even know steak was a brunch item. Fuck yeah. Anyway, crazy slut has texted 4 more times. Last one was 15 minutes ago. "You are a fucking asshole. Don't bother responding." Uh, dumb bitch, I haven't responded to you in 4 hours, or any of your other 8 texts you blew me up with. So, uh, thanks for letting me drill you in my hotel room bathroom. I think I am safe.
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Do it. We need those titty pics.Swaye said:
We must share the same brain. My exact thought. Do I try to run the gauntlet or not? If I shot that dumb bitch a text right now saying "I'm so sorry. I lost my phone for a couple hours. You were wonderful last night. Want to have a coffee?" I would be knocking that shit down an hour later. But, she might kill me after. Decisions.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
She would totally go for ass to mouth right now.Swaye said:Sitting at stupid brunch thing now. Getting steak though. I didn't even know steak was a brunch item. Fuck yeah. Anyway, crazy slut has texted 4 more times. Last one was 15 minutes ago. "You are a fucking asshole. Don't bother responding." Uh, dumb bitch, I haven't responded to you in 4 hours, or any of your other 8 texts you blew me up with. So, uh, thanks for letting me drill you in my hotel room bathroom. I think I am safe.
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Fuck this thread has everything. Does she have any tats?
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DO IT FUCKERSwaye said:
We must share the same brain. My exact thought. Do I try to run the gauntlet or not? If I shot that dumb bitch a text right now saying "I'm so sorry. I lost my phone for a couple hours. You were wonderful last night. Want to have a coffee?" I would be knocking that shit down an hour later. But, she might kill me after. Decisions.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
She would totally go for ass to mouth right now.Swaye said:Sitting at stupid brunch thing now. Getting steak though. I didn't even know steak was a brunch item. Fuck yeah. Anyway, crazy slut has texted 4 more times. Last one was 15 minutes ago. "You are a fucking asshole. Don't bother responding." Uh, dumb bitch, I haven't responded to you in 4 hours, or any of your other 8 texts you blew me up with. So, uh, thanks for letting me drill you in my hotel room bathroom. I think I am safe.
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Tramp stamp. Noticed it in the mirror when she was up on the sink. Tribal design. LULZPurpleJ said:Fuck this thread has everything. Does she have any tats?
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Agree. @Swaye should marry this whore.EsophagealFeces said: -
The UW defense is legitimately good. This is college football in 2015. Cal had the ball the whole first half. Giving up 30 to them isn't bad, considering how the game went. I'm not sure if they get held under 30 again. They probably will because they are Cal and their bitchassness will show up, but it's not happening more than once or twice.
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Need to let it play out.RoadDawg55 said:The UW defense is legitimately good. This is college football in 2015. Cal had the ball the whole first half. Giving up 30 to them isn't bad, considering how the game went. I'm not sure if they get held under 30 again. They probably will because they are Cal and their bitchassness will show up, but it's not happening more than once or twice.
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Getting dating exit strategy Advice or any advice related to women on this board is always special.PurpleJ said:The defense was average at best. Not great like so many seemed to think. So there's that.
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Dating? @Swaye is hooking up and trying to avoid dating while contemplating a double hook up within 12 hours of the first hook up. Smart man, and pretty impressive. You need to learn the difference.salemcoog said:
Getting dating exit strategy Advice or any advice related to women on this board is always special.PurpleJ said:The defense was average at best. Not great like so many seemed to think. So there's that.
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Swaye's current silence in this thread speaks volumes.
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He's busyTierbsHsotBoobs said:Swaye's current silence in this thread speaks volumes.
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Now this is a post defeat thread I can get behind.
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Threads like this are why I gladly pay $10.95 a month
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Put it in her butt.Swaye said:
We must share the same brain. My exact thought. Do I try to run the gauntlet or not? If I shot that dumb bitch a text right now saying "I'm so sorry. I lost my phone for a couple hours. You were wonderful last night. Want to have a coffee?" I would be knocking that shit down an hour later. But, she might kill me after. Decisions.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
She would totally go for ass to mouth right now.Swaye said:Sitting at stupid brunch thing now. Getting steak though. I didn't even know steak was a brunch item. Fuck yeah. Anyway, crazy slut has texted 4 more times. Last one was 15 minutes ago. "You are a fucking asshole. Don't bother responding." Uh, dumb bitch, I haven't responded to you in 4 hours, or any of your other 8 texts you blew me up with. So, uh, thanks for letting me drill you in my hotel room bathroom. I think I am safe.
Cum on her face and then LEAVE.
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Then make a song about itThomasFremont said:
Put it in her butt.Swaye said:
We must share the same brain. My exact thought. Do I try to run the gauntlet or not? If I shot that dumb bitch a text right now saying "I'm so sorry. I lost my phone for a couple hours. You were wonderful last night. Want to have a coffee?" I would be knocking that shit down an hour later. But, she might kill me after. Decisions.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
She would totally go for ass to mouth right now.Swaye said:Sitting at stupid brunch thing now. Getting steak though. I didn't even know steak was a brunch item. Fuck yeah. Anyway, crazy slut has texted 4 more times. Last one was 15 minutes ago. "You are a fucking asshole. Don't bother responding." Uh, dumb bitch, I haven't responded to you in 4 hours, or any of your other 8 texts you blew me up with. So, uh, thanks for letting me drill you in my hotel room bathroom. I think I am safe.
Cum on her face and then LEAVE.
Never call again.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBH21tGuojc
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Deserves 1000 awesomes.Southerndawg said:
Then make a song about itThomasFremont said:
Put it in her butt.Swaye said:
We must share the same brain. My exact thought. Do I try to run the gauntlet or not? If I shot that dumb bitch a text right now saying "I'm so sorry. I lost my phone for a couple hours. You were wonderful last night. Want to have a coffee?" I would be knocking that shit down an hour later. But, she might kill me after. Decisions.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
She would totally go for ass to mouth right now.Swaye said:Sitting at stupid brunch thing now. Getting steak though. I didn't even know steak was a brunch item. Fuck yeah. Anyway, crazy slut has texted 4 more times. Last one was 15 minutes ago. "You are a fucking asshole. Don't bother responding." Uh, dumb bitch, I haven't responded to you in 4 hours, or any of your other 8 texts you blew me up with. So, uh, thanks for letting me drill you in my hotel room bathroom. I think I am safe.
Cum on her face and then LEAVE.
Never call again.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBH21tGuojc
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Ran the gauntlet. Didn't even have to buy her anything. Started texting with lame excuses that I had misplaced my phone but she was special, blah blah blah bullshit. She ate it up like cornbread. She wanted to meet up for "coffee." Told her to come to my room while I "got ready." She gets to the room and starts all this "I'm serious you really need to take me out" crap to try to gather some shred of dignity. 15 minutes later she's face down ass up and I never spent a dime (even got the room comped for pouring money onto the black jack table like water last night - FML). Got her out of here about 20 minutes ago with the promise that I had a quick event to do with the wedding party and afterwards I would take her out for a nice dinner. I am packing right now and will be on the road in 20. Just have to go Injun ninja mode getting out of the hotel.
How do I block her calls to my phone? iphone 5c TIA -
Throw your phone in a river, or down a storm drain