Sitting at stupid brunch thing now. Getting steak though. I didn't even know steak was a brunch item. Fuck yeah. Anyway, crazy slut has texted 4 more times. Last one was 15 minutes ago. "You are a fucking asshole. Don't bother responding." Uh, dumb bitch, I haven't responded to you in 4 hours, or any of your other 8 texts you blew me up with. So, uh, thanks for letting me drill you in my hotel room bathroom. I think I am safe.
She would totally go for ass to mouth right now.
We must share the same brain. My exact thought. Do I try to run the gauntlet or not? If I shot that dumb bitch a text right now saying "I'm so sorry. I lost my phone for a couple hours. You were wonderful last night. Want to have a coffee?" I would be knocking that shit down an hour later. But, she might kill me after. Decisions.
The UW defense is legitimately good. This is college football in 2015. Cal had the ball the whole first half. Giving up 30 to them isn't bad, considering how the game went. I'm not sure if they get held under 30 again. They probably will because they are Cal and their bitchassness will show up, but it's not happening more than once or twice.
The UW defense is legitimately good. This is college football in 2015. Cal had the ball the whole first half. Giving up 30 to them isn't bad, considering how the game went. I'm not sure if they get held under 30 again. They probably will because they are Cal and their bitchassness will show up, but it's not happening more than once or twice.
The defense was average at best. Not great like so many seemed to think. So there's that.
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Dating? @Swaye is hooking up and trying to avoid dating while contemplating a double hook up within 12 hours of the first hook up. Smart man, and pretty impressive. You need to learn the difference.
Sitting at stupid brunch thing now. Getting steak though. I didn't even know steak was a brunch item. Fuck yeah. Anyway, crazy slut has texted 4 more times. Last one was 15 minutes ago. "You are a fucking asshole. Don't bother responding." Uh, dumb bitch, I haven't responded to you in 4 hours, or any of your other 8 texts you blew me up with. So, uh, thanks for letting me drill you in my hotel room bathroom. I think I am safe.
She would totally go for ass to mouth right now.
We must share the same brain. My exact thought. Do I try to run the gauntlet or not? If I shot that dumb bitch a text right now saying "I'm so sorry. I lost my phone for a couple hours. You were wonderful last night. Want to have a coffee?" I would be knocking that shit down an hour later. But, she might kill me after. Decisions.
Sitting at stupid brunch thing now. Getting steak though. I didn't even know steak was a brunch item. Fuck yeah. Anyway, crazy slut has texted 4 more times. Last one was 15 minutes ago. "You are a fucking asshole. Don't bother responding." Uh, dumb bitch, I haven't responded to you in 4 hours, or any of your other 8 texts you blew me up with. So, uh, thanks for letting me drill you in my hotel room bathroom. I think I am safe.
She would totally go for ass to mouth right now.
We must share the same brain. My exact thought. Do I try to run the gauntlet or not? If I shot that dumb bitch a text right now saying "I'm so sorry. I lost my phone for a couple hours. You were wonderful last night. Want to have a coffee?" I would be knocking that shit down an hour later. But, she might kill me after. Decisions.
Sitting at stupid brunch thing now. Getting steak though. I didn't even know steak was a brunch item. Fuck yeah. Anyway, crazy slut has texted 4 more times. Last one was 15 minutes ago. "You are a fucking asshole. Don't bother responding." Uh, dumb bitch, I haven't responded to you in 4 hours, or any of your other 8 texts you blew me up with. So, uh, thanks for letting me drill you in my hotel room bathroom. I think I am safe.
She would totally go for ass to mouth right now.
We must share the same brain. My exact thought. Do I try to run the gauntlet or not? If I shot that dumb bitch a text right now saying "I'm so sorry. I lost my phone for a couple hours. You were wonderful last night. Want to have a coffee?" I would be knocking that shit down an hour later. But, she might kill me after. Decisions.
Ran the gauntlet. Didn't even have to buy her anything. Started texting with lame excuses that I had misplaced my phone but she was special, blah blah blah bullshit. She ate it up like cornbread. She wanted to meet up for "coffee." Told her to come to my room while I "got ready." She gets to the room and starts all this "I'm serious you really need to take me out" crap to try to gather some shred of dignity. 15 minutes later she's face down ass up and I never spent a dime (even got the room comped for pouring money onto the black jack table like water last night - FML). Got her out of here about 20 minutes ago with the promise that I had a quick event to do with the wedding party and afterwards I would take her out for a nice dinner. I am packing right now and will be on the road in 20. Just have to go Injun ninja mode getting out of the hotel.
How do I block her calls to my phone? iphone 5c TIA
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Cum on her face and then LEAVE.
Never call again.
How do I block her calls to my phone? iphone 5c TIA