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Could someone on this bored....
...please make a synopsis thread on wtf happened yesterday. Like a fucking idiot doog I was checking my phone every 2 minutes to get the score....but I didn't see one play of the game, nor will I ever. So, I need the "why we are fucking useless" recap. I would prefer someone funny to give this.
Casino night bachelor party was great. I am still awake. Cocaine at about 4 AM to keep going. Fag groom gave up an hour ago so I am in his room on his shitty laptop putting animal porn on his computer that the bride will hopefully find after the wedding. I also banged a cocktail girl coming off shift at 2AM. So that was nice.
Cocktail girl > UW Football
Fuck Peterman. Anyone who loses at home to Cal is not the Coach we thought he was. I don't even need to see the game to know that.
I hope I got FBA so I never have to watch UW Football again. FML.