Could someone on this bored....
Casino night bachelor party was great. I am still awake. Cocaine at about 4 AM to keep going. Fag groom gave up an hour ago so I am in his room on his shitty laptop putting animal porn on his computer that the bride will hopefully find after the wedding. I also banged a cocktail girl coming off shift at 2AM. So that was nice.
Cocktail girl > UW Football
Fuck Peterman. Anyone who loses at home to Cal is not the Coach we thought he was. I don't even need to see the game to know that.
For @TierbsHsotBoobs
I hope I got FBA so I never have to watch UW Football again. FML.
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Harbaugh won going away
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Utah plungered the Ducks.
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Babushka sucks. The O-line sucks. The offense sucks. Cal won. -
Utah inserted multiple plungers using the plunger stacking method.TierbsHsotBoobs said:Utah plungered the Ducks.
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Doogs lost
But Oregons a dumpster fire
Spooge takes random Mexican kids to McDonald's, @NSA_Dawg true???
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In a poor turn of events, the slut from last night has texted me 5 times in the last hour. Rookie mistake to give her my number. FML. Last text was "I know you are up, why won't you respond."
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Rookie mistake, but easily recoverable. Have some hangover sex with her, and then set your phone to filter her number. Abundance.Swaye said:In a poor turn of events, the slut from last night has texted me 5 times in the last hour. Rookie mistake to give her my number. FML. Last text was "I know you are up, why won't you respond."
Someone please give me an update before I am stalked and killed by the drink girl. -
Good advice. Problem for me is the 2:15AM sex WAS hangover sex for me. I was falling down drunk by 8PM, and rallied late in the night. It was get off work sex for her. If I meet up with her again, she will go to clinger DEFCON 4. I am supposed to go some faggy brunch with all the lame assholes who passed out at 4AM in like an hour. If I can avoid her for three hours or so I am home free, headed back to Virginia, and filtering her number.Southerndawg said:
Rookie mistake, but easily recoverable. Have some hangover sex with her, and then set your phone to filter her number. Abundance.Swaye said:In a poor turn of events, the slut from last night has texted me 5 times in the last hour. Rookie mistake to give her my number. FML. Last text was "I know you are up, why won't you respond."
Someone please give me an update before I am stalked and killed by the drink girl.
No reason to ever go to Baltimore again. Fuck this place. -
PIIHB one more time, Swaye.
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In another depressing turn of events, it just hit my drug addled brain that this will probably be the game, 3 years from now, that everyone cites as when they knew Peterman wasn't the guy. And I missed it. Fuck.
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Maybe I should just to take pictures of her tits and PM them to DJ. I have no doubt this broad would let me take pics of her doing pretty much anything. Which gives me an idea...NTD, going to buy plunger.MisterEm said:PIIHB one more time, Swaye.
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That was last year's Stanford game.Swaye said:In another depressing turn of events, it just hit my drug addled brain that this will probably be the game, 3 years from now, that everyone cites as when they knew Peterman wasn't the guy. And I missed it. Fuck.
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5 turnovers. Key fumbles by WRs and Warshington.
Our defense caved on 3rd downs. Lack of pressure and poor coverage resulted in cal having a 50% 3rd down conversion rate. Incredibly high.
Horrible blocking by our o-line.
Browning bad decisions.
Babushka deserves a shoe in the bag...so does Kawasaki.
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If you recall I literally fell off my couch and blacked out somewhere around halftime of that one....so I guess I can "kind of" claim I knew he was a douchebag on that one. Curse my red hide.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
That was last year's Stanford game.Swaye said:In another depressing turn of events, it just hit my drug addled brain that this will probably be the game, 3 years from now, that everyone cites as when they knew Peterman wasn't the guy. And I missed it. Fuck.
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Passion comes through! You are in Virginia right? If this chick kills me, you can have my Jeep.Passion said:5 turnovers. Key fumbles by WRs and Warshington.
Our defense caved on 3rd downs. Lack of pressure and poor coverage resulted in cal having a 50% 3rd down conversion rate. Incredibly high.
Horrible blocking by our o-line.
Browning bad decisions.
Babushka deserves a shoe in the bag...so does Kawasaki.
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One more question. I was pretty high on our secondary...was the poor coverage a result of the lack of pressure/time for Goff to find guys, or was it just poor coverage?Passion said:5 turnovers. Key fumbles by WRs and Warshington.
Our defense caved on 3rd downs. Lack of pressure and poor coverage resulted in cal having a 50% 3rd down conversion rate. Incredibly high.
Horrible blocking by our o-line.
Browning bad decisions.
Babushka deserves a shoe in the bag...so does Kawasaki.
That's it. -
The defense didn't lose the game. Turnovers, fucktarded play calling and fucktarded play by the offense did.Passion said:5 turnovers. Key fumbles by WRs and Warshington.
Our defense caved on 3rd downs. Lack of pressure and poor coverage resulted in cal having a 50% 3rd down conversion rate. Incredibly high.
Horrible blocking by our o-line.
Browning bad decisions.
Babushka deserves a shoe in the bag...so does Kawasaki.
That's it. -
If she doesn't live that close to you, it'll be fine once you leave.Swaye said:In a poor turn of events, the slut from last night has texted me 5 times in the last hour. Rookie mistake to give her my number. FML. Last text was "I know you are up, why won't you respond."
Someone please give me an update before I am stalked and killed by the drink girl.
Unless she's a total psycho.
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The defense was average at best. Not great like so many seemed to think. So there's that.
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An average defense is good enough to beat Cal.PurpleJ said:The defense was average at best. Not great like so many seemed to think. So there's that.
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This thread totally redeemed the creepy spooge thread from last night, thanks Swaye.
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I believe I said average AT BEST. But yeah. The point is that the D is vastly overrated by most of this bored.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
An average defense is good enough to beat Cal.PurpleJ said:The defense was average at best. Not great like so many seemed to think. So there's that.
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We got pressure on Goff sporadically, but when it counted (3rd down) cal was able to convert. 50% conversion is very high.Swaye said:
One more question. I was pretty high on our secondary...was the poor coverage a result of the lack of pressure/time for Goff to find guys, or was it just poor coverage?Passion said:5 turnovers. Key fumbles by WRs and Warshington.
Our defense caved on 3rd downs. Lack of pressure and poor coverage resulted in cal having a 50% 3rd down conversion rate. Incredibly high.
Horrible blocking by our o-line.
Browning bad decisions.
Babushka deserves a shoe in the bag...so does Kawasaki.
That's it. -
Mostly offense and turnovers, yes.Southerndawg said:
The defense didn't lose the game. Turnovers, fucktarded play calling and fucktarded play by the offense did.Passion said:5 turnovers. Key fumbles by WRs and Warshington.
Our defense caved on 3rd downs. Lack of pressure and poor coverage resulted in cal having a 50% 3rd down conversion rate. Incredibly high.
Horrible blocking by our o-line.
Browning bad decisions.
Babushka deserves a shoe in the bag...so does Kawasaki.
That's it.
But dude, cal had 500 fucking yards of offense and their QB threw for 350. You can't win games if your defense doesn't get off the field on 3rd down.
It's troubling that Petersen really focused his comments exclusively on the offense. Again, offense mostly to blame, but 500 yards and 50% 3rd down conversion rate? It's a problem, coach. -
DL - Really lacking a run stuffing DT. Need someone who commands a double team there. A lot of these guys are undersized. Ends are inconsistent with the pass rush. They'll get pushed around if we ever face a real OL.
LB - A couple good players. A few that totally suck. Clay comes to mind. Shitty in zone coverage and not quick enough to the gaps on run plays. Victor is a man.
DB - Strength of the defense. A bit soft at times. They get beat on inside slants too often and the Cal receivers did a good job of getting between us and the ball. Gotta make a hit on those or get under their arms.
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The defense gave up 23 net points, but still.Passion said:
Mostly offense and turnovers, yes.Southerndawg said:
The defense didn't lose the game. Turnovers, fucktarded play calling and fucktarded play by the offense did.Passion said:5 turnovers. Key fumbles by WRs and Warshington.
Our defense caved on 3rd downs. Lack of pressure and poor coverage resulted in cal having a 50% 3rd down conversion rate. Incredibly high.
Horrible blocking by our o-line.
Browning bad decisions.
Babushka deserves a shoe in the bag...so does Kawasaki.
That's it.
But dude, cal had 500 fucking yards of offense and their QB threw for 350. You can't win games if your defense doesn't get off the field on 3rd down.
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That was my point. The defense had a number of stops in the red zone and forced turnovers. The offense then turned the fucking ball over multiple times and failed to convert on third down multiple times adding pressure on the defense. I don't hang this loss on the defense, it's on Babushka, Peterman and their dreckfest offense.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
The defense gave up 23 net points, but still.Passion said:
Mostly offense and turnovers, yes.Southerndawg said:
The defense didn't lose the game. Turnovers, fucktarded play calling and fucktarded play by the offense did.Passion said:5 turnovers. Key fumbles by WRs and Warshington.
Our defense caved on 3rd downs. Lack of pressure and poor coverage resulted in cal having a 50% 3rd down conversion rate. Incredibly high.
Horrible blocking by our o-line.
Browning bad decisions.
Babushka deserves a shoe in the bag...so does Kawasaki.
That's it.
But dude, cal had 500 fucking yards of offense and their QB threw for 350. You can't win games if your defense doesn't get off the field on 3rd down. -
But a good defense could have won us that game, in spite of the offense.
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It takes a great defense to score multiple touchdowns in a game.PurpleJ said:But a good defense could have won us that game, in spite of the offense.
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Or just be good in both halves. Gave up over 300 yards in the first half and let them drive on that first possession in the 2nd half.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
It takes a great defense to score multiple touchdowns in a game.PurpleJ said:But a good defense could have won us that game, in spite of the offense.
