Could someone on this bored....
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Dating? @Swaye is hooking up and trying to avoid dating while contemplating a double hook up within 12 hours of the first hook up. Smart man, and pretty impressive. You need to learn the difference.salemcoog said:
Getting dating exit strategy Advice or any advice related to women on this board is always special.PurpleJ said:The defense was average at best. Not great like so many seemed to think. So there's that.
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Swaye's current silence in this thread speaks volumes.
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He's busyTierbsHsotBoobs said:Swaye's current silence in this thread speaks volumes.
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Now this is a post defeat thread I can get behind.
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Threads like this are why I gladly pay $10.95 a month
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Put it in her butt.Swaye said:
We must share the same brain. My exact thought. Do I try to run the gauntlet or not? If I shot that dumb bitch a text right now saying "I'm so sorry. I lost my phone for a couple hours. You were wonderful last night. Want to have a coffee?" I would be knocking that shit down an hour later. But, she might kill me after. Decisions.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
She would totally go for ass to mouth right now.Swaye said:Sitting at stupid brunch thing now. Getting steak though. I didn't even know steak was a brunch item. Fuck yeah. Anyway, crazy slut has texted 4 more times. Last one was 15 minutes ago. "You are a fucking asshole. Don't bother responding." Uh, dumb bitch, I haven't responded to you in 4 hours, or any of your other 8 texts you blew me up with. So, uh, thanks for letting me drill you in my hotel room bathroom. I think I am safe.
Cum on her face and then LEAVE.
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Then make a song about itThomasFremont said:
Put it in her butt.Swaye said:
We must share the same brain. My exact thought. Do I try to run the gauntlet or not? If I shot that dumb bitch a text right now saying "I'm so sorry. I lost my phone for a couple hours. You were wonderful last night. Want to have a coffee?" I would be knocking that shit down an hour later. But, she might kill me after. Decisions.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
She would totally go for ass to mouth right now.Swaye said:Sitting at stupid brunch thing now. Getting steak though. I didn't even know steak was a brunch item. Fuck yeah. Anyway, crazy slut has texted 4 more times. Last one was 15 minutes ago. "You are a fucking asshole. Don't bother responding." Uh, dumb bitch, I haven't responded to you in 4 hours, or any of your other 8 texts you blew me up with. So, uh, thanks for letting me drill you in my hotel room bathroom. I think I am safe.
Cum on her face and then LEAVE.
Never call again.
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Deserves 1000 awesomes.Southerndawg said:
Then make a song about itThomasFremont said:
Put it in her butt.Swaye said:
We must share the same brain. My exact thought. Do I try to run the gauntlet or not? If I shot that dumb bitch a text right now saying "I'm so sorry. I lost my phone for a couple hours. You were wonderful last night. Want to have a coffee?" I would be knocking that shit down an hour later. But, she might kill me after. Decisions.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
She would totally go for ass to mouth right now.Swaye said:Sitting at stupid brunch thing now. Getting steak though. I didn't even know steak was a brunch item. Fuck yeah. Anyway, crazy slut has texted 4 more times. Last one was 15 minutes ago. "You are a fucking asshole. Don't bother responding." Uh, dumb bitch, I haven't responded to you in 4 hours, or any of your other 8 texts you blew me up with. So, uh, thanks for letting me drill you in my hotel room bathroom. I think I am safe.
Cum on her face and then LEAVE.
Never call again.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBH21tGuojc -
Ran the gauntlet. Didn't even have to buy her anything. Started texting with lame excuses that I had misplaced my phone but she was special, blah blah blah bullshit. She ate it up like cornbread. She wanted to meet up for "coffee." Told her to come to my room while I "got ready." She gets to the room and starts all this "I'm serious you really need to take me out" crap to try to gather some shred of dignity. 15 minutes later she's face down ass up and I never spent a dime (even got the room comped for pouring money onto the black jack table like water last night - FML). Got her out of here about 20 minutes ago with the promise that I had a quick event to do with the wedding party and afterwards I would take her out for a nice dinner. I am packing right now and will be on the road in 20. Just have to go Injun ninja mode getting out of the hotel.
How do I block her calls to my phone? iphone 5c TIA -
Throw your phone in a river, or down a storm drain
