This is the last one I can recall except the one where you posted my old signature...something like "Swaye's contribution to humanity" or some shit. It was your post, and I would never find it.
My phone just dinged. This chick, over a year later, just texted me to ask if I was ever coming back to town. Jesus Fucking Christ. Is there a witness protection program thign for crazy chicks?
DL - Really lacking a run stuffing DT. Need someone who commands a double team there. A lot of these guys are undersized. Ends are inconsistent with the pass rush. They'll get pushed around if we ever face a real OL.
LB - A couple good players. A few that totally suck. Clay comes to mind. Shitty in zone coverage and not quick enough to the gaps on run plays. Victor is a man.
DB - Strength of the defense. A bit soft at times. They get beat on inside slants too often and the Cal receivers did a good job of getting between us and the ball. Gotta make a hit on those or get under their arms.
Shitty tackling all around, but at least they forced some turnovers and improved in the 2nd half.
This thread delivers. Dying laughing. Wife thinks I'm more retarded than normal.
A year later, trying not to burst into laughter.
Wife still thinks I'm a retard.
And a year later it STILL isn't in Classics. Proof @DerekJohnson hates my red hide.
postscript: She texted again last night and called me an asshole. Jesus.
So you're gonna go ass to mouth on her this weekend.
right?
She was good, but not sure if I can slide this one by spirit fingers...she is awfully crafty with local tom foolery...this is why I like travel....international hookers. She suspects nothing.
My phone just dinged. This chick, over a year later, just texted me to ask if I was ever coming back to town. Jesus Fucking Christ. Is there a witness protection program thign for crazy chicks?
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This is the last one I can recall except the one where you posted my old signature...something like "Swaye's contribution to humanity" or some shit. It was your post, and I would never find it.
Wife still thinks I'm a retard.
postscript: She texted again last night and called me an asshole. Jesus.
Asshole.
right?
That is Chinook for dawg
I assumed you were Chinook due to it containing chin