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Could someone on this bored....
...please make a synopsis thread on wtf happened yesterday. Like a fucking idiot doog I was checking my phone every 2 minutes to get the score....but I didn't see one play of the game, nor will I ever. So, I need the "why we are fucking useless" recap. I would prefer someone funny to give this.
Casino night bachelor party was great. I am still awake. Cocaine at about 4 AM to keep going. Fag groom gave up an hour ago so I am in his room on his shitty laptop putting animal porn on his computer that the bride will hopefully find after the wedding. I also banged a cocktail girl coming off shift at 2AM. So that was nice.
Cocktail girl > UW Football
Fuck Peterman. Anyone who loses at home to Cal is not the Coach we thought he was. I don't even need to see the game to know that.
For @TierbsHsotBoobs
I hope I got FBA so I never have to watch UW Football again. FML.
Casino night bachelor party was great. I am still awake. Cocaine at about 4 AM to keep going. Fag groom gave up an hour ago so I am in his room on his shitty laptop putting animal porn on his computer that the bride will hopefully find after the wedding. I also banged a cocktail girl coming off shift at 2AM. So that was nice.
Cocktail girl > UW Football
Fuck Peterman. Anyone who loses at home to Cal is not the Coach we thought he was. I don't even need to see the game to know that.
For @TierbsHsotBoobs
I hope I got FBA so I never have to watch UW Football again. FML.
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Harbaugh won going away
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Utah plungered the Ducks.
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Babushka sucks. The O-line sucks. The offense sucks. Cal won. -
Utah inserted multiple plungers using the plunger stacking method.TierbsHsotBoobs said:Utah plungered the Ducks.
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Doogs lost
But Oregons a dumpster fire
Spooge takes random Mexican kids to McDonald's, @NSA_Dawg true???
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In a poor turn of events, the slut from last night has texted me 5 times in the last hour. Rookie mistake to give her my number. FML. Last text was "I know you are up, why won't you respond."
Someone please give me an update before I am stalked and killed by the drink girl. -
Rookie mistake, but easily recoverable. Have some hangover sex with her, and then set your phone to filter her number. Abundance.Swaye said:In a poor turn of events, the slut from last night has texted me 5 times in the last hour. Rookie mistake to give her my number. FML. Last text was "I know you are up, why won't you respond."
Someone please give me an update before I am stalked and killed by the drink girl. -
Good advice. Problem for me is the 2:15AM sex WAS hangover sex for me. I was falling down drunk by 8PM, and rallied late in the night. It was get off work sex for her. If I meet up with her again, she will go to clinger DEFCON 4. I am supposed to go some faggy brunch with all the lame assholes who passed out at 4AM in like an hour. If I can avoid her for three hours or so I am home free, headed back to Virginia, and filtering her number.Southerndawg said:
Rookie mistake, but easily recoverable. Have some hangover sex with her, and then set your phone to filter her number. Abundance.Swaye said:In a poor turn of events, the slut from last night has texted me 5 times in the last hour. Rookie mistake to give her my number. FML. Last text was "I know you are up, why won't you respond."
Someone please give me an update before I am stalked and killed by the drink girl.
No reason to ever go to Baltimore again. Fuck this place. -
PIIHB one more time, Swaye.
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In another depressing turn of events, it just hit my drug addled brain that this will probably be the game, 3 years from now, that everyone cites as when they knew Peterman wasn't the guy. And I missed it. Fuck.
