Some of you Franny’s need to lighten up a bit. My wife isn’t making me do shit, I’m not going to be a stay at home dad, and @CFetters_Nacho_Lover is spot on. If I change it up and we lose, I’ll probably devolve into madness and end up in a homeless camp in Portland dying of an overdose from doing fentanyl dick dingers.
Grab a hold of your nuts, admit nothing you do has any impact on the game, take a 20 mile walk along the beach for some desperately needed perspective, watch the fucking game and let wifey peg you as "punishment" 75k😉
Seriously, between this shit and @YellowSnow refusing to watch the MSU game due to some dumb moral platitude about spending $10 on a stream, some of you need to get it the fuck together.
DAWGS fans. You think MS ST DAWG or GA DAWG are doing that shit?
My choices are: 1. Stay home with my kids and watch the game with them driving me nuts every 12 seconds, or 2. Go to a party where there’s free food and booze where my wife’s tits will likely be hanging out, and then watch the game in peace when I get home.
And no, I’m not paying a fucking babysitter to watch my kids while I go watch the game in a bar.
Some of you Franny’s need to lighten up a bit. My wife isn’t making me do shit, I’m not going to be a stay at home dad, and @CFetters_Nacho_Lover is spot on. If I change it up and we lose, I’ll probably devolve into madness and end up in a homeless camp in Portland dying of an overdose from doing fentanyl dick dingers.
Grab a hold of your nuts, admit nothing you do has any impact on the game, take a 20 mile walk along the beach for some desperately needed perspective, watch the fucking game and let wifey peg you as "punishment" 75k😉
Seriously, between this shit and @YellowSnow refusing to watch the MSU game due to some dumb moral platitude about spending $10 on a stream, some of you need to get it the fuck together.
DAWGS fans. You think MS ST DAWG or GA DAWG are doing that shit?
My choices are: 1. Stay home with my kids and watch the game with them driving me nuts every 12 seconds, or 2. Go to a party where there’s free food and booze where my wife’s tits will likely be hanging out, and then watch the game in peace when I get home.
And no, I’m not paying a fucking babysitter to watch my kids while I go watch the game in a bar.
Some of you Franny’s need to lighten up a bit. My wife isn’t making me do shit, I’m not going to be a stay at home dad, and @CFetters_Nacho_Lover is spot on. If I change it up and we lose, I’ll probably devolve into madness and end up in a homeless camp in Portland dying of an overdose from doing fentanyl dick dingers.
Grab a hold of your nuts, admit nothing you do has any impact on the game, take a 20 mile walk along the beach for some desperately needed perspective, watch the fucking game and let wifey peg you as "punishment" 75k😉
Seriously, between this shit and @YellowSnow refusing to watch the MSU game due to some dumb moral platitude about spending $10 on a stream, some of you need to get it the fuck together.
DAWGS fans. You think MS ST DAWG or GA DAWG are doing that shit?
Some of you Franny’s need to lighten up a bit. My wife isn’t making me do shit, I’m not going to be a stay at home dad, and @CFetters_Nacho_Lover is spot on. If I change it up and we lose, I’ll probably devolve into madness and end up in a homeless camp in Portland dying of an overdose from doing fentanyl dick dingers.
Grab a hold of your nuts, admit nothing you do has any impact on the game, take a 20 mile walk along the beach for some desperately needed perspective, watch the fucking game and let wifey peg you as "punishment" 75k😉
Seriously, between this shit and @YellowSnow refusing to watch the MSU game due to some dumb moral platitude about spending $10 on a stream, some of you need to get it the fuck together.
DAWGS fans. You think MS ST DAWG or GA DAWG are doing that shit?
While being the devoted husband that you are, you also need to make sure your wife understands the burden you are heroically bearing for her.
I just read your poast in the other thread, and it sounds like we have the same miserable life. We also have 2/5/7 year olds, and this would be a trifecta of Dwag success for me as well, so this might be the only option. I'm superstitious as fuck, and I'm pretty sure God will smite me with an Oregon plungering if I don't do the right thing here.
Children are an important and unpleasant reminder of one's own horrible prior behavior. Regarding the party, if you're 2 for 2 then you're going pal. Ride the hot hand. You owe it to the team.
Some of you Franny’s need to lighten up a bit. My wife isn’t making me do shit, I’m not going to be a stay at home dad, and @CFetters_Nacho_Lover is spot on. If I change it up and we lose, I’ll probably devolve into madness and end up in a homeless camp in Portland dying of an overdose from doing fentanyl dick dingers.
Grab a hold of your nuts, admit nothing you do has any impact on the game, take a 20 mile walk along the beach for some desperately needed perspective, watch the fucking game and let wifey peg you as "punishment" 75k😉
Seriously, between this shit and @YellowSnow refusing to watch the MSU game due to some dumb moral platitude about spending $10 on a stream, some of you need to get it the fuck together.
DAWGS fans. You think MS ST DAWG or GA DAWG are doing that shit?
Some of you Franny’s need to lighten up a bit. My wife isn’t making me do shit, I’m not going to be a stay at home dad, and @CFetters_Nacho_Lover is spot on. If I change it up and we lose, I’ll probably devolve into madness and end up in a homeless camp in Portland dying of an overdose from doing fentanyl dick dingers.
Grab a hold of your nuts, admit nothing you do has any impact on the game, take a 20 mile walk along the beach for some desperately needed perspective, watch the fucking game and let wifey peg you as "punishment" 75k😉
Seriously, between this shit and @YellowSnow refusing to watch the MSU game due to some dumb moral platitude about spending $10 on a stream, some of you need to get it the fuck together.
DAWGS fans. You think MS ST DAWG or GA DAWG are doing that shit?
I just shit talked like 81 duck fans to their faces yesterday. I'm doing my part.
Might even pop a can a Keef later.
Looks a lot better than the 100 mg ones. Those taste like shit.
One of our friends got it for Mrs Snow to try. Been sitting in the fridge for months and always make me think of @PostGameOrangeSlices smoking Keef and talking shit to kewg GFs.
Some of you Franny’s need to lighten up a bit. My wife isn’t making me do shit, I’m not going to be a stay at home dad, and @CFetters_Nacho_Lover is spot on. If I change it up and we lose, I’ll probably devolve into madness and end up in a homeless camp in Portland dying of an overdose from doing fentanyl dick dingers.
Grab a hold of your nuts, admit nothing you do has any impact on the game, take a 20 mile walk along the beach for some desperately needed perspective, watch the fucking game and let wifey peg you as "punishment" 75k😉
Seriously, between this shit and @YellowSnow refusing to watch the MSU game due to some dumb moral platitude about spending $10 on a stream, some of you need to get it the fuck together.
DAWGS fans. You think MS ST DAWG or GA DAWG are doing that shit?
I just shit talked like 81 duck fans to their faces yesterday. I'm doing my part.
Might even pop a can a Keef later.
Looks a lot better than the 100 mg ones. Those taste like shit.
One of our friends got it for Mrs Snow to try. Been sitting in the fridge for months and always make me think of @PostGameOrangeSlices smoking Keef and talking shit to kewg GFs.
That night reminded my why binge drinking sucks
Show some comportment and drink a glass of water or 10, my fellow doogs
Being drunk is fun. Being on the verge of blacking out is not.
Some of you Franny’s need to lighten up a bit. My wife isn’t making me do shit, I’m not going to be a stay at home dad, and @CFetters_Nacho_Lover is spot on. If I change it up and we lose, I’ll probably devolve into madness and end up in a homeless camp in Portland dying of an overdose from doing fentanyl dick dingers.
Grab a hold of your nuts, admit nothing you do has any impact on the game, take a 20 mile walk along the beach for some desperately needed perspective, watch the fucking game and let wifey peg you as "punishment" 75k😉
Seriously, between this shit and @YellowSnow refusing to watch the MSU game due to some dumb moral platitude about spending $10 on a stream, some of you need to get it the fuck together.
DAWGS fans. You think MS ST DAWG or GA DAWG are doing that shit?
I just shit talked like 81 duck fans to their faces yesterday. I'm doing my part.
Might even pop a can a Keef later.
Looks a lot better than the 100 mg ones. Those taste like shit.
One of our friends got it for Mrs Snow to try. Been sitting in the fridge for months and always make me think of @PostGameOrangeSlices smoking Keef and talking shit to kewg GFs.
That night reminded my why binge drinking sucks
Show some comportment and drink a glass of water or 10, my fellow doogs
Being drunk is fun. Being on the verge of blacking out is not.
I blew chunks after ASU from too much cactus whiskey and people think I don't care. Christ.
Some of you Franny’s need to lighten up a bit. My wife isn’t making me do shit, I’m not going to be a stay at home dad, and @CFetters_Nacho_Lover is spot on. If I change it up and we lose, I’ll probably devolve into madness and end up in a homeless camp in Portland dying of an overdose from doing fentanyl dick dingers.
Grab a hold of your nuts, admit nothing you do has any impact on the game, take a 20 mile walk along the beach for some desperately needed perspective, watch the fucking game and let wifey peg you as "punishment" 75k😉
Seriously, between this shit and @YellowSnow refusing to watch the MSU game due to some dumb moral platitude about spending $10 on a stream, some of you need to get it the fuck together.
DAWGS fans. You think MS ST DAWG or GA DAWG are doing that shit?
My choices are: 1. Stay home with my kids and watch the game with them driving me nuts every 12 seconds, or 2. Go to a party where there’s free food and booze where my wife’s tits will likely be hanging out, and then watch the game in peace when I get home.
And no, I’m not paying a fucking babysitter to watch my kids while I go watch the game in a bar.
You don’t take your kids to the bar with you? Weird…
I missed the first Oregon game at a memorial service for my BFF’s dad. I swore to not take my phone out of my pocket, and didn’t…no tv at the facility. At one poont, about half the room let out a cheer, and I knew…
Some of you Franny’s need to lighten up a bit. My wife isn’t making me do shit, I’m not going to be a stay at home dad, and @CFetters_Nacho_Lover is spot on. If I change it up and we lose, I’ll probably devolve into madness and end up in a homeless camp in Portland dying of an overdose from doing fentanyl dick dingers.
Grab a hold of your nuts, admit nothing you do has any impact on the game, take a 20 mile walk along the beach for some desperately needed perspective, watch the fucking game and let wifey peg you as "punishment" 75k😉
Seriously, between this shit and @YellowSnow refusing to watch the MSU game due to some dumb moral platitude about spending $10 on a stream, some of you need to get it the fuck together.
DAWGS fans. You think MS ST DAWG or GA DAWG are doing that shit?
My choices are: 1. Stay home with my kids and watch the game with them driving me nuts every 12 seconds, or 2. Go to a party where there’s free food and booze where my wife’s tits will likely be hanging out, and then watch the game in peace when I get home.
And no, I’m not paying a fucking babysitter to watch my kids while I go watch the game in a bar.
You don’t take your kids to the bar with you? Weird…
Some of you Franny’s need to lighten up a bit. My wife isn’t making me do shit, I’m not going to be a stay at home dad, and @CFetters_Nacho_Lover is spot on. If I change it up and we lose, I’ll probably devolve into madness and end up in a homeless camp in Portland dying of an overdose from doing fentanyl dick dingers.
Grab a hold of your nuts, admit nothing you do has any impact on the game, take a 20 mile walk along the beach for some desperately needed perspective, watch the fucking game and let wifey peg you as "punishment" 75k😉
Seriously, between this shit and @YellowSnow refusing to watch the MSU game due to some dumb moral platitude about spending $10 on a stream, some of you need to get it the fuck together.
DAWGS fans. You think MS ST DAWG or GA DAWG are doing that shit?
I just shit talked like 81 duck fans to their faces yesterday. I'm doing my part.
Might even pop a can a Keef later.
Looks a lot better than the 100 mg ones. Those taste like shit.
One of our friends got it for Mrs Snow to try. Been sitting in the fridge for months and always make me think of @PostGameOrangeSlices smoking Keef and talking shit to kewg GFs.
That night reminded my why binge drinking sucks
Show some comportment and drink a glass of water or 10, my fellow doogs
Being drunk is fun. Being on the verge of blacking out is not.
I blew chunks after ASU from too much cactus whiskey and people think I don't care. Christ.
Some of you Franny’s need to lighten up a bit. My wife isn’t making me do shit, I’m not going to be a stay at home dad, and @CFetters_Nacho_Lover is spot on. If I change it up and we lose, I’ll probably devolve into madness and end up in a homeless camp in Portland dying of an overdose from doing fentanyl dick dingers.
Grab a hold of your nuts, admit nothing you do has any impact on the game, take a 20 mile walk along the beach for some desperately needed perspective, watch the fucking game and let wifey peg you as "punishment" 75k😉
Seriously, between this shit and @YellowSnow refusing to watch the MSU game due to some dumb moral platitude about spending $10 on a stream, some of you need to get it the fuck together.
DAWGS fans. You think MS ST DAWG or GA DAWG are doing that shit?
I just shit talked like 81 duck fans to their faces yesterday. I'm doing my part.
Might even pop a can a Keef later.
Looks a lot better than the 100 mg ones. Those taste like shit.
One of our friends got it for Mrs Snow to try. Been sitting in the fridge for months and always make me think of @PostGameOrangeSlices smoking Keef and talking shit to kewg GFs.
That night reminded my why binge drinking sucks
Show some comportment and drink a glass of water or 10, my fellow doogs
Being drunk is fun. Being on the verge of blacking out is not.
I blew chunks after ASU from too much cactus whiskey and people think I don't care. Christ.
I mean, the MSU stuff was fairly weak my pod
Perhaps, Pod, perhaps.
But I'm content with my body of work as a UW DWAG fan.
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1. Stay home with my kids and watch the game with them driving me nuts every 12 seconds, or
2. Go to a party where there’s free food and booze where my wife’s tits will likely be hanging out, and then watch the game in peace when I get home.
And no, I’m not paying a fucking babysitter to watch my kids while I go watch the game in a bar.
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I just shit talked like 81 duck fans to their faces yesterday. I'm doing my part.
Might even pop a can a Keef later.
Show some comportment and drink a glass of water or 10, my fellow doogs
Being drunk is fun. Being on the verge of blacking out is not.
But I'm content with my body of work as a UW DWAG fan.