I have a conundrum

EsophagealFeces

I guess I should add: this job could eventually pay her enough to where I could be a less gay version of @BearsWiin and work at gun stores and golf courses for fun.

no_uh

Bail on the Christmas party, and likely my marriage

If you go with the last option, does it guarantee you a no questions asked/no hassle trip to the CFP if UW wins? That might do it for me.

dnc

Go to the party, shut off my phone, be an engaged, loving, and devoted husband, all while guaranteeing victory for the Dwags

EsophagealFeces said:

I guess I should add: this job could eventually pay her enough to where I could be a less gay version of @BearsWiin and work at gun stores and golf courses for fun.

KEEP SUGA MAMMA HAPPY

PostGameOrangeSlices

Your wife is a dumb bitch if she forces you to go to that

YellowSnow

Go to the party, shut off my phone, be an engaged, loving, and devoted husband, all while guaranteeing victory for the Dwags

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Your wife is a dumb bitch if she forces you to go to that

I am currently watching 7 games on 3 monitors, drinking whiskey, smoking keef and talking shit

My girlfriend, and her girlfriend, are watching Friends from across the living room and looking at me like I'm a psychopath.

I tell her I'm a bigger cuog fan than she is and to STFU

Doog_de_Jour

If you have a good woman, and a loving, strong marriage she’ll understand if you need to miss the office party this year and you’ll make it up to her (be sure to follow through).

Just have a conversation about it first obviously.

And by the way, I’ve never understood the stress we’ve always put ourselves under to be at every damn soccer game, company function, etc. for our kids and significant others. It doesn’t make you a bad parent/spouse to miss one or two. Relax people.

EsophagealFeces

no_uh said:

If you go with the last option, does it guarantee you a no questions asked/no hassle trip to the CFP if UW wins? That might do it for me.

Yes, but I kinda already have that in the bag since my 40th is next month. If the Dwags make the Rose Bowel, I’ll be there, shit in throat, with a couple buddies

PostGameOrangeSlices

YellowSnow said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Your wife is a dumb bitch if she forces you to go to that

I am currently watching 7 games on 3 monitors, drinking whiskey, smoking keef and talking shit

My girlfriend, and her girlfriend, are watching Friends from across the living room and looking at me like I'm a psychopath.

I tell her I'm a bigger cuog fan than she is and to STFU

Case closed.

RaceBannon

Go to the party, shut off my phone, be an engaged, loving, and devoted husband, all while guaranteeing victory for the Dwags

Doog_de_Jour said:

If you have a good woman, and a loving, strong marriage she’ll understand if you need to miss the office party this year and you’ll make it up to her (be sure to follow through).

Just have a conversation about it first obviously.

And by the way, I’ve never understood the stress we’ve always put ourselves under to be at every damn soccer game, company function, etc. for our kids and significant others. It doesn’t make you a bad parent/spouse to miss one or two. Relax people.

Conversation?

Last night my wife asks if I'm watching the Seahawks game

No

I had a jacket because I was going to sneak a smoke

Why do you have a jacket?

You sure ask a lot of questions

It's called communicating

Oh that's what that is

ntxduck

Go to the party, but watch the game on my phone

There’s surely a bar area that will have the game on at the venue? Just follow it on your phone and step in there for key moments