I have a conundrum
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Go to the party, shut off my phone, be an engaged, loving, and devoted husband, all while guaranteeing victory for the Dwags
FUCK OFF, FAGGOT!EsophagealFeces said:
Sounds like we need to have a HH Idahoes meetup @trublue’s housealumni94 said:Late July this year. Love it here in Idaho.
You’re the one with the obsession about cadavers, Tacoma Pussy Boy.
Your boy who murdered his girlfriend and was charged with Tampering with a Corpse actually burned her corpse.
Mr. FAFO immediately thought it was necrophilia.
Meet up me in ID. I’m old and feeble.
We do have firearms and backhoes and know how to use them, though. -
I volunteer my finishing oven to all ID HH brothers. It is a below ground steel 6' deep pit the previous meth cook property owner used for doing 'work' on cars. It was full of random burnt shit, which I didn't dare dig up (plausible deniability), so now I light up the sky with fires.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
We do have firearms and backhoes and know how to use them, though.
If you were yelling at Esophageal, he now has additional resources.
#JustDontDigUpTheRockGraveWithPurplePantiesHangingWithTrinketsFromTheFormerOwner
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Bail on the Christmas party, and likely my marriage
i love my niece but theres no scenario id ever miss a game like this for a birthday party. jesus christ1to392831weretaken said:My niece's birthday dinner is at 5:30 and my daughter's soccer team party is at 5:00. You just can't make this shit up...
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Go to the party, but watch the game on my phone
I don’t know what that all means but the Rathdrum/Athol vibe is strong.Postal91 said:
I volunteer my finishing oven to all ID HH brothers. It is a below ground steel 6' deep pit the previous meth cook property owner used for doing 'work' on cars. It was full of random burnt shit, which I didn't dare dig up (plausible deniability), so now I light up the sky with fires.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
We do have firearms and backhoes and know how to use them, though.
If you were yelling at Esophageal, he now has additional resources.
#JustDontDigUpTheRockGraveWithPurplePantiesHangingWithTrinketsFromTheFormerOwner
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It means that I inherited some fucked up shit here in North Idaho and I'm continuing the neighborly brotherhoodPurpleThrobber said:
I don’t know what that all means but the Rathdrum/Athol vibe is strong.
You don't fuck around with those two especially when there's a highway that says FAFO..... Shout out to the 41, please be kind to me and my family as we go to a ballet rehearsal in CDA. -
Go to the party, but watch the game on my phone
Depends on how old one isPostGameOrangeSlices said:
That night reminded my why binge drinking sucksYellowSnow said:
One of our friends got it for Mrs Snow to try. Been sitting in the fridge for months and always make me think of @PostGameOrangeSlices smoking Keef and talking shit to kewg GFs.backthepack said:
Looks a lot better than the 100 mg ones. Those taste like shit.YellowSnow said:
Easy there, Boss.PostGameOrangeSlices said:EsophagealFeces said:Some of you Franny’s need to lighten up a bit. My wife isn’t making me do shit, I’m not going to be a stay at home dad, and @CFetters_Nacho_Lover is spot on. If I change it up and we lose, I’ll probably devolve into madness and end up in a homeless camp in Portland dying of an overdose from doing fentanyl dick dingers.
Grab a hold of your nuts, admit nothing you do has any impact on the game, take a 20 mile walk along the beach for some desperately needed perspective, watch the fucking game and let wifey peg you as "punishment" 75k😉
Seriously, between this shit and @YellowSnow refusing to watch the MSU game due to some dumb moral platitude about spending $10 on a stream, some of you need to get it the fuck together.
DAWGS fans. You think MS ST DAWG or GA DAWG are doing that shit?
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@RaceBannon
I just shit talked like 81 duck fans to their faces yesterday. I'm doing my part.
Might even pop a can a Keef later.
Show some comportment and drink a glass of water or 10, my fellow doogs
Being drunk is fun. Being on the verge of blacking out is not. -
Go to the party, but watch the game on my phone
Ballet at Stateline > Ballet in CDAPostal91 said:
It means that I inherited some fucked up shit here in North Idaho and I'm continuing the neighborly brotherhoodPurpleThrobber said:
I don’t know what that all means but the Rathdrum/Athol vibe is strong.
You don't fuck around with those two especially when there's a highway that says FAFO..... Shout out to the 41, please be kind to me and my family as we go to a ballet rehearsal in CDA.
IYKYK
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Bail on the Christmas party, and likely my marriageFuck Larry Scott for making you choose.
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Bail on the Christmas party, and likely my marriage
I see nothing wrong with this.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
When I was 7 or 8, the Nacho family traveled to New Jersey for a Nacho family wedding.PurpleJ said:
You don’t take your kids to the bar with you? Weird…EsophagealFeces said:
My choices are:PostGameOrangeSlices said:EsophagealFeces said:Some of you Franny’s need to lighten up a bit. My wife isn’t making me do shit, I’m not going to be a stay at home dad, and @CFetters_Nacho_Lover is spot on. If I change it up and we lose, I’ll probably devolve into madness and end up in a homeless camp in Portland dying of an overdose from doing fentanyl dick dingers.
Grab a hold of your nuts, admit nothing you do has any impact on the game, take a 20 mile walk along the beach for some desperately needed perspective, watch the fucking game and let wifey peg you as "punishment" 75k😉
Seriously, between this shit and @YellowSnow refusing to watch the MSU game due to some dumb moral platitude about spending $10 on a stream, some of you need to get it the fuck together.
DAWGS fans. You think MS ST DAWG or GA DAWG are doing that shit?
You Can Act Like A Man .gif
@RaceBannon
1. Stay home with my kids and watch the game with them driving me nuts every 12 seconds, or
2. Go to a party where there’s free food and booze where my wife’s tits will likely be hanging out, and then watch the game in peace when I get home.
And no, I’m not paying a fucking babysitter to watch my kids while I go watch the game in a bar.
Old Man Nacho (OMN) and uncle Nacho took 3 or 4 of the Nacho kids, ages from 7/8 to 12/13 to a game in an old school panel van.
On the way home, OMN and Uncle decide to stop at a bar and left us kids in the van for a good 2 hours. -
Go to the party, shut off my phone, be an engaged, loving, and devoted husband, all while guaranteeing victory for the DwagsPenix throws a game winning TD. Post game interview he says, "This is for EsophagealFeces, thank you for your service."
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Go to the party, shut off my phone, be an engaged, loving, and devoted husband, all while guaranteeing victory for the DwagsPenix, being interviewed after a game winning drive, looks to the camera and says, "This win is for EsophagealFeces. TYFYS".
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Obviouslydirtysouwfdawg said:
Did you use your tears for victory self coitus?EsophagealFeces said:I went to the party, ignored the game, just finished watching, and now I’m sitting here in my bed in tears. Wife is asleep, so victory coitus will have to wait til morning.
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This was the 3rd Oregon game in a row I shut my phone off and started it late. It’s only weird if it doesn’t workPostal91 said:
That is beyond impressive that you were able to do all that and not watch the game until you got home. I commend you. After the family was done with our emotional crash we had a pair of moose show up to celebrate North Idaho style.EsophagealFeces said:I went to the party, ignored the game, just finished watching, and now I’m sitting here in my bed in tears. Wife is asleep, so victory coitus will have to wait til morning.
Appreciate the update and honestly I'm really glad that you made it back all right because it was looking messy.
#YouDaMVP