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I have a conundrum
EsophagealFeces
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My wife started a new job a month ago, and the company Christmas party is tonight...at 5 fucking o'clock. This is not my first scheduling dilemma of the season. My 7yo had a soccer game during the first Oregon game, and a basketball game during one of the other games, Utah maybe. Both times, I was a good dad and shut my phone off until I caught up to live, and the football gods rewarded me with a UW victory. This is the biggest UW-UO game in history, and probably the biggest game for the program since the 1992 Rose Bowl. Do I.....
I have a conundrum 63 votes
Bail on the Christmas party, and likely my marriage
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22 votes
Go to the party, but watch the game on my phone
19%
12 votes
Go to the party, shut off my phone, be an engaged, loving, and devoted husband, all while guaranteeing victory for the Dwags
46%
29 votes
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Go to the party, shut off my phone, be an engaged, loving, and devoted husband, all while guaranteeing victory for the DwagsWhile being the devoted husband that you are, you also need to make sure your wife understands the burden you are heroically bearing for her.
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Bail on the Christmas party, and likely my marriageDBAP
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A Christmas Party this far before Christmas? And it's on a Friday night? During the PAC 12 CCG, nonetheless?
I'll just say this. I've been to a lot of work Christmas parties over the years. Not everyone's husband/wife comes to them. Maybe half. It would be kind of strange if your wife held it against you to miss out. It's HER place of employment, not yours. You're just an extra dude there.
That said, if the Huskies always win when you follow through with other plans, then by all means please go to this Christmas party. Ignore what I said above. -
Bail on the Christmas party, and likely my marriagePut you big boy pants on pal
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Bail on the Christmas party, and likely my marriageI know you’ll do the right thing (good husband shit) and for that I’m sorry for you. Hopefully you’ll get some but stuff out of it or what ever tickles your shot filled throat.
I clearly DGAF about my marriage, only my kids, so here’s what I would say. Christmas office parties happen every year. How often do 12-0 seasons?
Then just buy a dog, worked out great for me. -
Go to the party, shut off my phone, be an engaged, loving, and devoted husband, all while guaranteeing victory for the DwagsI have some stuff to do with family this afternoon and will record the game, shut down my phone, not look at anything and watch on a 2 hour (hopefully) delay. With all the commercials I get to skip I will catch up live at the end of the 3rd Q.
Good Luck on your choice -
Go to the party, but watch the game on my phoneDrink heavily at party. Get others into the game. Find a way to get them to put it on a big screen and turn the party into football party. Your wife will love you forever for your passion.
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I just read your poast in the other thread, and it sounds like we have the same miserable life. We also have 2/5/7 year olds, and this would be a trifecta of Dwag success for me as well, so this might be the only option. I'm superstitious as fuck, and I'm pretty sure God will smite me with an Oregon plungering if I don't do the right thing here.CatGut said:While being the devoted husband that you are, you also need to make sure your wife understands the burden you are heroically bearing for her.
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Go to the party, shut off my phone, be an engaged, loving, and devoted husband, all while guaranteeing victory for the DwagsObviously you do what's best for UW you selfish cocksucker
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Bail on the Christmas party, and likely my marriageHeard you're a North Idaho guy. Come watch the gayme at the Land in Pullme! HH EWA get together 🤣
