The National Brand

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I'm glad that you guys have this one thing to break up the misery.
Well the jerseys too I guess.
Animal House filmed there.
Disrupt the norm. -
Great idea.haie said:I'm glad that you guys have this one thing to break up the misery.
Well the jerseys too I guess.
Animal House filmed there.
Disrupt the norm.
Let’s make this thread a doogs list of grievances thread.
I’ll add “Uncle Phil.”
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Sounds more like a thread about stuff that quooks think is awesome but is actually gay and embarrassing.MikeSeaver said:
Great idea.haie said:I'm glad that you guys have this one thing to break up the misery.
Well the jerseys too I guess.
Animal House filmed there.
Disrupt the norm.
Let’s make this thread a doogs list of grievances thread.
I’ll add “Uncle Phil.”
I'll add Shout.
And this guy:
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Watching you guys shit all over your team and coaches is kind of fun. I also think it's kind of humorous how a cracker like you feels their some huge difference between Oregon and Washington residents and that UW's fans aren't filled with the same ugly, hillbillies and hicks that make up a percentage of Oregon's fan base. But hey, whatever lies you need to tell yourself haie.haie said:I'm glad that you guys have this one thing to break up the misery.
Well the jerseys too I guess.
Animal House filmed there.
Disrupt the norm. -
Lies?SFGbob said:
Watching you guys shit all over your team and coaches is kind of fun. I also think it's kind of humorous how a cracker like you feels their some huge difference between Oregon and Washington residents and that UW's fans aren't filled with the same ugly, hillbillies and hicks that make up a percentage of Oregon's fan base. But hey, whatever lies you need to tell yourself haie.haie said:I'm glad that you guys have this one thing to break up the misery.
Well the jerseys too I guess.
Animal House filmed there.
Disrupt the norm.
LOL................................................ -
Yes, lies. It's already well established you're a liar haie.haie said:
Lies?SFGbob said:
Watching you guys shit all over your team and coaches is kind of fun. I also think it's kind of humorous how a cracker like you feels their some huge difference between Oregon and Washington residents and that UW's fans aren't filled with the same ugly, hillbillies and hicks that make up a percentage of Oregon's fan base. But hey, whatever lies you need to tell yourself haie.haie said:I'm glad that you guys have this one thing to break up the misery.
Well the jerseys too I guess.
Animal House filmed there.
Disrupt the norm.
LOL................................................ -
Of the four NW schools, I have degrees from two of them.SFGbob said:
Yes, lies. It's already well established you're a liar haie.haie said:
Lies?SFGbob said:
Watching you guys shit all over your team and coaches is kind of fun. I also think it's kind of humorous how a cracker like you feels their some huge difference between Oregon and Washington residents and that UW's fans aren't filled with the same ugly, hillbillies and hicks that make up a percentage of Oregon's fan base. But hey, whatever lies you need to tell yourself haie.haie said:I'm glad that you guys have this one thing to break up the misery.
Well the jerseys too I guess.
Animal House filmed there.
Disrupt the norm.
LOL................................................
Been to campus + stadiums for all 4 of them. Multiple times.
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Doesn’t upset you at all. I can tell.haie said:
Sounds more like a thread about stuff that quooks think is awesome but is actually gay and embarrassing.MikeSeaver said:
Great idea.haie said:I'm glad that you guys have this one thing to break up the misery.
Well the jerseys too I guess.
Animal House filmed there.
Disrupt the norm.
Let’s make this thread a doogs list of grievances thread.
I’ll add “Uncle Phil.”
I'll add Shout.
And this guy: -
It doesn't.MikeSeaver said:
Doesn’t upset you at all. I can tell.haie said:
Sounds more like a thread about stuff that quooks think is awesome but is actually gay and embarrassing.MikeSeaver said:
Great idea.haie said:I'm glad that you guys have this one thing to break up the misery.
Well the jerseys too I guess.
Animal House filmed there.
Disrupt the norm.
Let’s make this thread a doogs list of grievances thread.
I’ll add “Uncle Phil.”
I'll add Shout.
And this guy:
I'm just making a point here.
You guys won't even defend it. Speaks volumes. -
You guys have Springfield. We have Aberdeen and White CenterSFGbob said:
Watching you guys shit all over your team and coaches is kind of fun. I also think it's kind of humorous how a cracker like you feels their some huge difference between Oregon and Washington residents and that UW's fans aren't filled with the same ugly, hillbillies and hicks that make up a percentage of Oregon's fan base. But hey, whatever lies you need to tell yourself haie.haie said:I'm glad that you guys have this one thing to break up the misery.
Well the jerseys too I guess.
Animal House filmed there.
Disrupt the norm. -
No, no, no. There's a massive difference between the crackers that live in Oregon and the crackers that live in Washington.DerekJohnson said:
You guys have Springfield. We have Aberdeen and White CenterSFGbob said:
Watching you guys shit all over your team and coaches is kind of fun. I also think it's kind of humorous how a cracker like you feels their some huge difference between Oregon and Washington residents and that UW's fans aren't filled with the same ugly, hillbillies and hicks that make up a percentage of Oregon's fan base. But hey, whatever lies you need to tell yourself haie.haie said:I'm glad that you guys have this one thing to break up the misery.
Well the jerseys too I guess.
Animal House filmed there.
Disrupt the norm. -
When a random person says their favorite color in green.
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But they have the University of Oregon.DerekJohnson said:
You guys have Springfield. We have Aberdeen and White CenterSFGbob said:
Watching you guys shit all over your team and coaches is kind of fun. I also think it's kind of humorous how a cracker like you feels their some huge difference between Oregon and Washington residents and that UW's fans aren't filled with the same ugly, hillbillies and hicks that make up a percentage of Oregon's fan base. But hey, whatever lies you need to tell yourself haie.haie said:I'm glad that you guys have this one thing to break up the misery.
Well the jerseys too I guess.
Animal House filmed there.
Disrupt the norm.
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This is tough for me. As much as I wanted to hate all the 5'6 pip-squeak grown men white guys who wish they were black in their custom Duck jerseys and receiver gloves, I'm not going to hate on someone who likes the prominent college football program in their state. I just wish there was a way to know which ones are from WA with no legit connection to that program. Absolutely fuck those weirdos.haie said:
But they have the University of Oregon.DerekJohnson said:
You guys have Springfield. We have Aberdeen and White CenterSFGbob said:
Watching you guys shit all over your team and coaches is kind of fun. I also think it's kind of humorous how a cracker like you feels their some huge difference between Oregon and Washington residents and that UW's fans aren't filled with the same ugly, hillbillies and hicks that make up a percentage of Oregon's fan base. But hey, whatever lies you need to tell yourself haie.haie said:I'm glad that you guys have this one thing to break up the misery.
Well the jerseys too I guess.
Animal House filmed there.
Disrupt the norm.
/thread
UW needs to keep beating Oregon because you can tell those frontrunner weirdos are so terrified of losing 3-4 UW wins in a row will really thin them out and keep them from coming to games in Seattle. -
This comes up a lot and I'm not going to act like I wouldn't be okay with some donor dumping a ton of money into UW football. The way Oregon fans embrace it and the attempted cuteness of "Uncle Phil" bullshit and stuff like that is cringe. I love explaining to people who don't follow sports though and tell them that Nike bankrolls their program and marketing shit and them always wondering why they don't win natty in basketball and football every year though.MikeSeaver said:
Great idea.haie said:I'm glad that you guys have this one thing to break up the misery.
Well the jerseys too I guess.
Animal House filmed there.
Disrupt the norm.
Let’s make this thread a doogs list of grievances thread.
I’ll add “Uncle Phil.” -
If you've lived in Oregon for more than 1 minute you would hate all of them.WoolleyDoog said:
This is tough for me. As much as I wanted to hate all the 5'6 pip-squeak grown men white guys who wish they were black in their custom Duck jerseys and receiver gloves, I'm not going to hate on someone who likes the prominent college football program in their state. I just wish there was a way to know which ones are from WA with no legit connection to that program. Absolutely fuck those weirdos.haie said:
But they have the University of Oregon.DerekJohnson said:
You guys have Springfield. We have Aberdeen and White CenterSFGbob said:
Watching you guys shit all over your team and coaches is kind of fun. I also think it's kind of humorous how a cracker like you feels their some huge difference between Oregon and Washington residents and that UW's fans aren't filled with the same ugly, hillbillies and hicks that make up a percentage of Oregon's fan base. But hey, whatever lies you need to tell yourself haie.haie said:I'm glad that you guys have this one thing to break up the misery.
Well the jerseys too I guess.
Animal House filmed there.
Disrupt the norm.
/thread
UW needs to keep beating Oregon because you can tell those frontrunner weirdos are so terrified of losing 3-4 UW wins in a row will really thin them out and keep them from coming to games in Seattle.
They have an actual respectful football team to root for, but that team doesn't have a pro sports owner. -
Would love to see the look on the faces of people who don’t follow sports being bored to tears again by a guy with a purple hat on.WoolleyDoog said:
This comes up a lot and I'm not going to act like I wouldn't be okay with some donor dumping a ton of money into UW football. The way Oregon fans embrace it and the attempted cuteness of "Uncle Phil" bullshit and stuff like that is cringe. I love explaining to people who don't follow sports though and tell them that Nike bankrolls their program and marketing shit and them always wondering why they don't win natty in basketball and football every year though.MikeSeaver said:
Great idea.haie said:I'm glad that you guys have this one thing to break up the misery.
Well the jerseys too I guess.
Animal House filmed there.
Disrupt the norm.
Let’s make this thread a doogs list of grievances thread.
I’ll add “Uncle Phil.”
“And then they have like a billion dollars but they never even win the championships, can you even believe it?”
“Yeah man, that’s crazy.”
You guys are wonderful.
#listofgrievences. -
50+ year old Portland hipster has thoughts.MikeSeaver said:
Would love to see the look on the faces of people who don’t follow sports being bored to tears again by a guy with a purple hat on.WoolleyDoog said:
This comes up a lot and I'm not going to act like I wouldn't be okay with some donor dumping a ton of money into UW football. The way Oregon fans embrace it and the attempted cuteness of "Uncle Phil" bullshit and stuff like that is cringe. I love explaining to people who don't follow sports though and tell them that Nike bankrolls their program and marketing shit and them always wondering why they don't win natty in basketball and football every year though.MikeSeaver said:
Great idea.haie said:I'm glad that you guys have this one thing to break up the misery.
Well the jerseys too I guess.
Animal House filmed there.
Disrupt the norm.
Let’s make this thread a doogs list of grievances thread.
I’ll add “Uncle Phil.”
“And then they have like a billion dollars but they never even win the championships, can you even believe it?”
“Yeah man, that’s crazy.”
You guys are wonderful.
#listofgrievences. -
Anger scale 1-10?
Note that the sign is green. -
The occasional hipster/lib Duck fans are some of my favorites because of them trying to rationalize loving the Phil/Nike shit while maintaining their politics.haie said:
50+ year old Portland hipster has thoughts.MikeSeaver said:
Would love to see the look on the faces of people who don’t follow sports being bored to tears again by a guy with a purple hat on.WoolleyDoog said:
This comes up a lot and I'm not going to act like I wouldn't be okay with some donor dumping a ton of money into UW football. The way Oregon fans embrace it and the attempted cuteness of "Uncle Phil" bullshit and stuff like that is cringe. I love explaining to people who don't follow sports though and tell them that Nike bankrolls their program and marketing shit and them always wondering why they don't win natty in basketball and football every year though.MikeSeaver said:
Great idea.haie said:I'm glad that you guys have this one thing to break up the misery.
Well the jerseys too I guess.
Animal House filmed there.
Disrupt the norm.
Let’s make this thread a doogs list of grievances thread.
I’ll add “Uncle Phil.”
“And then they have like a billion dollars but they never even win the championships, can you even believe it?”
“Yeah man, that’s crazy.”
You guys are wonderful.
#listofgrievences. -
Yeah, but NIKE supports BLM and trannies man!!!!WoolleyDoog said:
The occasional hipster/lib Duck fans are some of my favorites because of them trying to rationalize loving the Phil/Nike shit while maintaining their politics.haie said:
50+ year old Portland hipster has thoughts.MikeSeaver said:
Would love to see the look on the faces of people who don’t follow sports being bored to tears again by a guy with a purple hat on.WoolleyDoog said:
This comes up a lot and I'm not going to act like I wouldn't be okay with some donor dumping a ton of money into UW football. The way Oregon fans embrace it and the attempted cuteness of "Uncle Phil" bullshit and stuff like that is cringe. I love explaining to people who don't follow sports though and tell them that Nike bankrolls their program and marketing shit and them always wondering why they don't win natty in basketball and football every year though.MikeSeaver said:
Great idea.haie said:I'm glad that you guys have this one thing to break up the misery.
Well the jerseys too I guess.
Animal House filmed there.
Disrupt the norm.
Let’s make this thread a doogs list of grievances thread.
I’ll add “Uncle Phil.”
“And then they have like a billion dollars but they never even win the championships, can you even believe it?”
“Yeah man, that’s crazy.”
You guys are wonderful.
#listofgrievences. -
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Sounds like someone else is getting up to this kind of behavior down on the par 3 links.haie said:
50+ year old Portland hipster has thoughts.MikeSeaver said:
Would love to see the look on the faces of people who don’t follow sports being bored to tears again by a guy with a purple hat on.WoolleyDoog said:
This comes up a lot and I'm not going to act like I wouldn't be okay with some donor dumping a ton of money into UW football. The way Oregon fans embrace it and the attempted cuteness of "Uncle Phil" bullshit and stuff like that is cringe. I love explaining to people who don't follow sports though and tell them that Nike bankrolls their program and marketing shit and them always wondering why they don't win natty in basketball and football every year though.MikeSeaver said:
Great idea.haie said:I'm glad that you guys have this one thing to break up the misery.
Well the jerseys too I guess.
Animal House filmed there.
Disrupt the norm.
Let’s make this thread a doogs list of grievances thread.
I’ll add “Uncle Phil.”
“And then they have like a billion dollars but they never even win the championships, can you even believe it?”
“Yeah man, that’s crazy.”
You guys are wonderful.
#listofgrievences.
I’d pay 100 American dollars to watch this guy talk to people who don’t care about sports discuss the University of Oregon Ducks sporting endeavors.
“You guys know who Phil Knight is right?”
“No.”
“Ok stay with me in this one… You’re not gonna believe it…” -
DerekJohnson said:
Exactly!
Has movie quotes about Oregon floating around in is head at an instant.
#listoffgrievances
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New viral trend I’m thinking about starting…
Women asking their Husky fan significant others how often they think about the Oregon Ducks.
“Whaaat? Are you serious?!?” -
If Oregon alums/fans showed even an inkling of humility I could understand this but they literally act like it's *their* money as they are getting me a 6th beer before I walk to the Moda Center and have another Oregon alum make me a fucking overpriced Killer Burger.WoolleyDoog said:
This comes up a lot and I'm not going to act like I wouldn't be okay with some donor dumping a ton of money into UW football. The way Oregon fans embrace it and the attempted cuteness of "Uncle Phil" bullshit and stuff like that is cringe. I love explaining to people who don't follow sports though and tell them that Nike bankrolls their program and marketing shit and them always wondering why they don't win natty in basketball and football every year though.MikeSeaver said:
Great idea.haie said:I'm glad that you guys have this one thing to break up the misery.
Well the jerseys too I guess.
Animal House filmed there.
Disrupt the norm.
Let’s make this thread a doogs list of grievances thread.
I’ll add “Uncle Phil.”
Fuck em. -
That's awesome Mike. Real fucking zinger.MikeSeaver said:
Sounds like someone else is getting up to this kind of behavior down on the par 3 links.haie said:
50+ year old Portland hipster has thoughts.MikeSeaver said:
Would love to see the look on the faces of people who don’t follow sports being bored to tears again by a guy with a purple hat on.WoolleyDoog said:
This comes up a lot and I'm not going to act like I wouldn't be okay with some donor dumping a ton of money into UW football. The way Oregon fans embrace it and the attempted cuteness of "Uncle Phil" bullshit and stuff like that is cringe. I love explaining to people who don't follow sports though and tell them that Nike bankrolls their program and marketing shit and them always wondering why they don't win natty in basketball and football every year though.MikeSeaver said:
Great idea.haie said:I'm glad that you guys have this one thing to break up the misery.
Well the jerseys too I guess.
Animal House filmed there.
Disrupt the norm.
Let’s make this thread a doogs list of grievances thread.
I’ll add “Uncle Phil.”
“And then they have like a billion dollars but they never even win the championships, can you even believe it?”
“Yeah man, that’s crazy.”
You guys are wonderful.
#listofgrievences.
I’d pay 100 American dollars to watch this guy talk to people who don’t care about sports discuss the University of Oregon Ducks sporting endeavors.
“You guys know who Phil Knight is right?”
“No.”
“Ok stay with me in this one… You’re not gonna believe it…”
Hipster ass quook.
Just own it.
The fact that you guys don't own it just makes it more embarassing.
The 15 year old kid wearing an "Uncle Phil" hat is more honest than you losers. -
You can’t have it both ways. You can’t tell us to own it and then say we can’t have hats that broadcast it.haie said:
That's awesome Mike. Real fucking zinger.MikeSeaver said:
Sounds like someone else is getting up to this kind of behavior down on the par 3 links.haie said:
50+ year old Portland hipster has thoughts.MikeSeaver said:
Would love to see the look on the faces of people who don’t follow sports being bored to tears again by a guy with a purple hat on.WoolleyDoog said:
This comes up a lot and I'm not going to act like I wouldn't be okay with some donor dumping a ton of money into UW football. The way Oregon fans embrace it and the attempted cuteness of "Uncle Phil" bullshit and stuff like that is cringe. I love explaining to people who don't follow sports though and tell them that Nike bankrolls their program and marketing shit and them always wondering why they don't win natty in basketball and football every year though.MikeSeaver said:
Great idea.haie said:I'm glad that you guys have this one thing to break up the misery.
Well the jerseys too I guess.
Animal House filmed there.
Disrupt the norm.
Let’s make this thread a doogs list of grievances thread.
I’ll add “Uncle Phil.”
“And then they have like a billion dollars but they never even win the championships, can you even believe it?”
“Yeah man, that’s crazy.”
You guys are wonderful.
#listofgrievences.
I’d pay 100 American dollars to watch this guy talk to people who don’t care about sports discuss the University of Oregon Ducks sporting endeavors.
“You guys know who Phil Knight is right?”
“No.”
“Ok stay with me in this one… You’re not gonna believe it…”
Hipster ass quook.
Just own it.
The fact that you guys don't own it just makes it more embarassing.
The 15 year old kid wearing an "Uncle Phil" hat is more honest than you losers.
Surely even you see the flaw in that logic. -
Hamburgers!haie said:
If Oregon alums/fans showed even an inkling of humility I could understand this but they literally act like it's *their* money as they are getting me a 6th beer before I walk to the Moda Center and have another Oregon alum make me a fucking overpriced Killer Burger.WoolleyDoog said:
This comes up a lot and I'm not going to act like I wouldn't be okay with some donor dumping a ton of money into UW football. The way Oregon fans embrace it and the attempted cuteness of "Uncle Phil" bullshit and stuff like that is cringe. I love explaining to people who don't follow sports though and tell them that Nike bankrolls their program and marketing shit and them always wondering why they don't win natty in basketball and football every year though.MikeSeaver said:
Great idea.haie said:I'm glad that you guys have this one thing to break up the misery.
Well the jerseys too I guess.
Animal House filmed there.
Disrupt the norm.
Let’s make this thread a doogs list of grievances thread.
I’ll add “Uncle Phil.”
Fuck em.
#listofgrievances -
MikeSeaver said:
You can’t have it both ways. You can’t tell us to own it and then say we can’t have hats that broadcast it.haie said:
That's awesome Mike. Real fucking zinger.MikeSeaver said:
Sounds like someone else is getting up to this kind of behavior down on the par 3 links.haie said:
50+ year old Portland hipster has thoughts.MikeSeaver said:
Would love to see the look on the faces of people who don’t follow sports being bored to tears again by a guy with a purple hat on.WoolleyDoog said:
This comes up a lot and I'm not going to act like I wouldn't be okay with some donor dumping a ton of money into UW football. The way Oregon fans embrace it and the attempted cuteness of "Uncle Phil" bullshit and stuff like that is cringe. I love explaining to people who don't follow sports though and tell them that Nike bankrolls their program and marketing shit and them always wondering why they don't win natty in basketball and football every year though.MikeSeaver said:
Great idea.haie said:I'm glad that you guys have this one thing to break up the misery.
Well the jerseys too I guess.
Animal House filmed there.
Disrupt the norm.
Let’s make this thread a doogs list of grievances thread.
I’ll add “Uncle Phil.”
“And then they have like a billion dollars but they never even win the championships, can you even believe it?”
“Yeah man, that’s crazy.”
You guys are wonderful.
#listofgrievences.
I’d pay 100 American dollars to watch this guy talk to people who don’t care about sports discuss the University of Oregon Ducks sporting endeavors.
“You guys know who Phil Knight is right?”
“No.”
“Ok stay with me in this one… You’re not gonna believe it…”
Hipster ass quook.
Just own it.
The fact that you guys don't own it just makes it more embarassing.
The 15 year old kid wearing an "Uncle Phil" hat is more honest than you losers.
Surely even you see the flaw in that logic.
I never said I had a problem with the hat or kids that bandwagon onto dumb shit programs like Oregon. That's just being kids.MikeSeaver said:
Hamburgers!haie said:
If Oregon alums/fans showed even an inkling of humility I could understand this but they literally act like it's *their* money as they are getting me a 6th beer before I walk to the Moda Center and have another Oregon alum make me a fucking overpriced Killer Burger.WoolleyDoog said:
This comes up a lot and I'm not going to act like I wouldn't be okay with some donor dumping a ton of money into UW football. The way Oregon fans embrace it and the attempted cuteness of "Uncle Phil" bullshit and stuff like that is cringe. I love explaining to people who don't follow sports though and tell them that Nike bankrolls their program and marketing shit and them always wondering why they don't win natty in basketball and football every year though.MikeSeaver said:
Great idea.haie said:I'm glad that you guys have this one thing to break up the misery.
Well the jerseys too I guess.
Animal House filmed there.
Disrupt the norm.
Let’s make this thread a doogs list of grievances thread.
I’ll add “Uncle Phil.”
Fuck em.
#listofgrievances