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So I’m at a bar

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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,742 Standard Supporter

    haie said:

    I'm at a bar, having took multiple temperature checks to get in, just to drink coconut hefeweizen.

    Get me my pussy Portland hazy IPA's back, plz

    Wtf, a coconut hef? That sounds obscenely gay. And now I need it in my mouth.
    I do not ever want to see the words "I need it in my mouth" from your keyboard again, please.

    That crosses even the DDY line of acceptable gayness.

  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 14,712 Swaye's Wigwam
    edited May 2021

    haie said:

    I'm at a bar, having took multiple temperature checks to get in, just to drink coconut hefeweizen.

    Get me my pussy Portland hazy IPA's back, plz

    Wtf, a coconut hef? That sounds obscenely gay. And now I need it in my mouth.
    I do not ever want to see the words "I need it in my mouth" from your keyboard again, please.

    That crosses even the DDY line of acceptable gayness.

    That’s not fair throbber. Some people here could’ve enjoyed it... reading it of course.
  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 14,712 Swaye's Wigwam

    haie said:

    I'm at a bar, having took multiple temperature checks to get in, just to drink coconut hefeweizen.

    Get me my pussy Portland hazy IPA's back, plz

    Wtf, a coconut hef? That sounds obscenely gay. And now I need it in my mouth.
    I do not ever want to see the words "I need it in my mouth" from your keyboard again, please.

    That crosses even the DDY line of acceptable gayness.

    That’s not fair throbbed. Some people here could’ve enjoyed it... reading it of course.
    I know how to pander to my fellow homoeroticism enthusiasts.
    Technically gifted homoeroticism writing.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,818 Founders Club

    @MikeDamone is a gin-hating pussy!

    Not true. Negroni > Gin Martini
    Negronis are great. I make them all the time. This cocktail, however, still doesn't surpass the sublimity of the gin martini.
  • Fishpo31
    Fishpo31 Member Posts: 2,676
    Wisdom of one of my professional mentors: "Gin if we win, booze if we lose"...
  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 24,659 Founders Club

    haie said:

    I'm at a bar, having took multiple temperature checks to get in, just to drink coconut hefeweizen.

    Get me my pussy Portland hazy IPA's back, plz

    Wtf, a coconut hef? That sounds obscenely gay. And now I need it in my mouth.
    Had a jalapeno beer yesterday as well. Would not recommend either. They make good lagers here though.
  • BleachedAnusDawg
    BleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 13,847 Standard Supporter

    @MikeDamone is a gin-hating pussy!

    Not true. Negroni > Gin Martini
    Negronis are great. I make them all the time. This cocktail, however, still doesn't surpass the sublimity of the gin martini.
    Negroni is possibly the worst mixed drink I've ever ordered. A Hypnotic and Hennessy is better and those are really gross.
  • GreenRiverGatorz
    GreenRiverGatorz Member Posts: 10,168

    @MikeDamone is a gin-hating pussy!

    Not true. Negroni > Gin Martini
    Negronis are great. I make them all the time. This cocktail, however, still doesn't surpass the sublimity of the gin martini.
    Negroni is possibly the worst mixed drink I've ever ordered. A Hypnotic and Hennessy is better and those are really gross.
    Campari in general sucks. I don't know why anyone wants to taste overly-bittered cough medicine in their cocktail.