So I’m at a bar

whlinder

@PurpleJ

dirtysouwfdawg

whlinder said:

@PurpleJ

Chocolate martini?

Pitchfork51

dirtysouwfdawg said:

whlinder said:

@PurpleJ

Chocolate martini?

Appletini

Pitchfork51

On a separate note martini glasses are stupid af.

The old school cocktail glasses that are rounded make way more sense.

Can't drink out of that shit without sloshing it around like a God damn dickhead.

TommySQC

Pitchfork51 said:

On a separate note martini glasses are stupid af.

The old school cocktail glasses that are rounded make way more sense.

Can't drink out of that shit without sloshing it around like a God damn dickhead.

What fag drinks a martini? I know they are good but still.

Bourbon, whiskey or scotch. On the rocks if you have to.

Don't be a pussy.

Pitchfork51

TommySQC said:

Pitchfork51 said:

On a separate note martini glasses are stupid af.

The old school cocktail glasses that are rounded make way more sense.

Can't drink out of that shit without sloshing it around like a God damn dickhead.

What fag drinks a martini? I know they are good but still.

Bourbon, whiskey or scotch. On the rocks if you have to.

Don't be a pussy.

Sure but even a Manhattan goes in that shit. Makes no sense.

TTJ

Only way to drink a Manhattan is on the rock, in a bucket.

GreenRiverGatorz

TommySQC said:

Pitchfork51 said:

On a separate note martini glasses are stupid af.

The old school cocktail glasses that are rounded make way more sense.

Can't drink out of that shit without sloshing it around like a God damn dickhead.

What fag drinks a martini? I know they are good but still.

Bourbon, whiskey or scotch. On the rocks if you have to.

Don't be a pussy.

dflea

Pitchfork51 said:

On a separate note martini glasses are stupid af.

The old school cocktail glasses that are rounded make way more sense.

Can't drink out of that shit without sloshing it around like a God damn dickhead.

You're blaming the glass for this?

MikeDamone

Stop stealing my shit, fucko

YellowSnow

TommySQC said:

Pitchfork51 said:

On a separate note martini glasses are stupid af.

The old school cocktail glasses that are rounded make way more sense.

Can't drink out of that shit without sloshing it around like a God damn dickhead.

What fag drinks a martini? I know they are good but still.

Bourbon, whiskey or scotch. On the rocks if you have to.

Don't be a pussy.

I drink bourbon and scotch neat like a man. But the GIN martini is the king of cocktails.

EMFA gin martini haters.

Agree on vodka martinis. Those are for fags unless you’re Sean Connery.

Fishpo31

I'm not much for martinis, that is the wife's department (vodka, but I can verify she's not a fag). Last summer, with some carne asada on the grill, I fired up a tequila martini (blanco, preferably decent/good, with a big lime squeeze)...it was surprisingly very good.

1to392831weretaken

PurpleBaze

YellowSnow said:

TommySQC said:

Pitchfork51 said:

On a separate note martini glasses are stupid af.

The old school cocktail glasses that are rounded make way more sense.

Can't drink out of that shit without sloshing it around like a God damn dickhead.

What fag drinks a martini? I know they are good but still.

Bourbon, whiskey or scotch. On the rocks if you have to.

Don't be a pussy.

I drink bourbon and scotch neat like a man. But the GIN martini is the king of cocktails.

EMFA gin martini haters.

Agree on vodka martinis. Those are for fags unless you’re Sean Connery.

Agreed!

Gin martini or GTFO!

PurpleBaze

@MikeDamone is a gin-hating pussy!

MikeDamone

PurpleBaze said:

@MikeDamone is a gin-hating pussy!

Not true. Negroni > Gin Martini

PurpleBaze

MikeDamone said:

PurpleBaze said:

@MikeDamone is a gin-hating pussy!

Not true. Negroni > Gin Martini

Always about negronis with you.

haie

I'm at a bar, having took multiple temperature checks to get in, just to drink coconut hefeweizen.

Get me my pussy Portland hazy IPA's back, plz

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

1to392831weretaken said:

#metoo

Swaye

I take my whiskey with two ice cubes, because I'm a faggot.

GreenRiverGatorz

haie said:

I'm at a bar, having took multiple temperature checks to get in, just to drink coconut hefeweizen.

Get me my pussy Portland hazy IPA's back, plz

Wtf, a coconut hef? That sounds obscenely gay. And now I need it in my mouth.