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So I’m at a bar

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  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 44,226 Standard Supporter
    GreenRiverGatorz said:

    haie said:

    I'm at a bar, having took multiple temperature checks to get in, just to drink coconut hefeweizen.

    Get me my pussy Portland hazy IPA's back, plz

    Wtf, a coconut hef? That sounds obscenely gay. And now I need it in my mouth.
    I do not ever want to see the words "I need it in my mouth" from your keyboard again, please.

    That crosses even the DDY line of acceptable gayness.

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  • dirtysouwfdawgdirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,097 Swaye's Wigwam
    edited May 2021
    PurpleThrobber said:

    GreenRiverGatorz said:

    haie said:

    I'm at a bar, having took multiple temperature checks to get in, just to drink coconut hefeweizen.

    Get me my pussy Portland hazy IPA's back, plz

    Wtf, a coconut hef? That sounds obscenely gay. And now I need it in my mouth.
    I do not ever want to see the words "I need it in my mouth" from your keyboard again, please.

    That crosses even the DDY line of acceptable gayness.

    That’s not fair throbber. Some people here could’ve enjoyed it... reading it of course.
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  • dirtysouwfdawgdirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,097 Swaye's Wigwam
    GreenRiverGatorz said:

    dirtysouwfdawg said:

    PurpleThrobber said:

    GreenRiverGatorz said:

    haie said:

    I'm at a bar, having took multiple temperature checks to get in, just to drink coconut hefeweizen.

    Get me my pussy Portland hazy IPA's back, plz

    Wtf, a coconut hef? That sounds obscenely gay. And now I need it in my mouth.
    I do not ever want to see the words "I need it in my mouth" from your keyboard again, please.

    That crosses even the DDY line of acceptable gayness.

    That’s not fair throbbed. Some people here could’ve enjoyed it... reading it of course.
    I know how to pander to my fellow homoeroticism enthusiasts.
    Technically gifted homoeroticism writing.
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  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,435 Founders Club
    MikeDamone said:

    PurpleBaze said:

    @MikeDamone is a gin-hating pussy!

    Not true. Negroni > Gin Martini
    Negronis are great. I make them all the time. This cocktail, however, still doesn't surpass the sublimity of the gin martini.
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  • Fishpo31Fishpo31 Member Posts: 2,425
    Wisdom of one of my professional mentors: "Gin if we win, booze if we lose"...
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  • haiehaie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 21,900 Swaye's Wigwam
    GreenRiverGatorz said:

    haie said:

    I'm at a bar, having took multiple temperature checks to get in, just to drink coconut hefeweizen.

    Get me my pussy Portland hazy IPA's back, plz

    Wtf, a coconut hef? That sounds obscenely gay. And now I need it in my mouth.
    Had a jalapeno beer yesterday as well. Would not recommend either. They make good lagers here though.
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  • BleachedAnusDawgBleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 11,557
    YellowSnow said:

    MikeDamone said:

    PurpleBaze said:

    @MikeDamone is a gin-hating pussy!

    Not true. Negroni > Gin Martini
    Negronis are great. I make them all the time. This cocktail, however, still doesn't surpass the sublimity of the gin martini.
    Negroni is possibly the worst mixed drink I've ever ordered. A Hypnotic and Hennessy is better and those are really gross.
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  • GreenRiverGatorzGreenRiverGatorz Member Posts: 10,165
    BleachedAnusDawg said:

    YellowSnow said:

    MikeDamone said:

    PurpleBaze said:

    @MikeDamone is a gin-hating pussy!

    Not true. Negroni > Gin Martini
    Negronis are great. I make them all the time. This cocktail, however, still doesn't surpass the sublimity of the gin martini.
    Negroni is possibly the worst mixed drink I've ever ordered. A Hypnotic and Hennessy is better and those are really gross.
    Campari in general sucks. I don't know why anyone wants to taste overly-bittered cough medicine in their cocktail.
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  • MikeDamoneMikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    GreenRiverGatorz said:

    BleachedAnusDawg said:

    YellowSnow said:

    MikeDamone said:

    PurpleBaze said:

    @MikeDamone is a gin-hating pussy!

    Not true. Negroni > Gin Martini
    Negronis are great. I make them all the time. This cocktail, however, still doesn't surpass the sublimity of the gin martini.
    Negroni is possibly the worst mixed drink I've ever ordered. A Hypnotic and Hennessy is better and those are really gross.
    Campari in general sucks. I don't know why anyone wants to taste overly-bittered cough medicine in their cocktail.
    We get it. You’re in still in your yummy phase. No real need to announce it. No surprise you’re a daiquiri guy.
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  • MikeDamoneMikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    BleachedAnusDawg said:

    YellowSnow said:

    MikeDamone said:

    PurpleBaze said:

    @MikeDamone is a gin-hating pussy!

    Not true. Negroni > Gin Martini
    Negronis are great. I make them all the time. This cocktail, however, still doesn't surpass the sublimity of the gin martini.
    Negroni is possibly the worst mixed drink I've ever ordered. A Hypnotic and Hennessy is better and those are really gross.
    Rum and coke guy?
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  • BleachedAnusDawgBleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 11,557
    MikeDamone said:

    BleachedAnusDawg said:

    YellowSnow said:

    MikeDamone said:

    PurpleBaze said:

    @MikeDamone is a gin-hating pussy!

    Not true. Negroni > Gin Martini
    Negronis are great. I make them all the time. This cocktail, however, still doesn't surpass the sublimity of the gin martini.
    Negroni is possibly the worst mixed drink I've ever ordered. A Hypnotic and Hennessy is better and those are really gross.
    Rum and coke guy?
    I am primarily a beer guy. Occasionally will have a glass of cab sauv or a margarita. Scratch whiskey sours are also good.
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  • GreenRiverGatorzGreenRiverGatorz Member Posts: 10,165
    MikeDamone said:

    GreenRiverGatorz said:

    BleachedAnusDawg said:

    YellowSnow said:

    MikeDamone said:

    PurpleBaze said:

    @MikeDamone is a gin-hating pussy!

    Not true. Negroni > Gin Martini
    Negronis are great. I make them all the time. This cocktail, however, still doesn't surpass the sublimity of the gin martini.
    Negroni is possibly the worst mixed drink I've ever ordered. A Hypnotic and Hennessy is better and those are really gross.
    Campari in general sucks. I don't know why anyone wants to taste overly-bittered cough medicine in their cocktail.
    We get it. You’re in still in your yummy phase. No real need to announce it. No surprise you’re a daiquiri guy.
    No wonder you hate gin martinis. Tell your bartender to hold the grenadine next time and get back to us.
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  • MikeDamoneMikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    GreenRiverGatorz said:

    MikeDamone said:

    GreenRiverGatorz said:

    BleachedAnusDawg said:

    YellowSnow said:

    MikeDamone said:

    PurpleBaze said:

    @MikeDamone is a gin-hating pussy!

    Not true. Negroni > Gin Martini
    Negronis are great. I make them all the time. This cocktail, however, still doesn't surpass the sublimity of the gin martini.
    Negroni is possibly the worst mixed drink I've ever ordered. A Hypnotic and Hennessy is better and those are really gross.
    Campari in general sucks. I don't know why anyone wants to taste overly-bittered cough medicine in their cocktail.
    We get it. You’re in still in your yummy phase. No real need to announce it. No surprise you’re a daiquiri guy.
    No wonder you hate gin martinis. Tell your bartender to hold the grenadine next time and get back to us.
    Calm down turbo
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  • MikeDamoneMikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    YellowSnow said:

    MikeDamone said:

    GreenRiverGatorz said:

    BleachedAnusDawg said:

    YellowSnow said:

    MikeDamone said:

    PurpleBaze said:

    @MikeDamone is a gin-hating pussy!

    Not true. Negroni > Gin Martini
    Negronis are great. I make them all the time. This cocktail, however, still doesn't surpass the sublimity of the gin martini.
    Negroni is possibly the worst mixed drink I've ever ordered. A Hypnotic and Hennessy is better and those are really gross.
    Campari in general sucks. I don't know why anyone wants to taste overly-bittered cough medicine in their cocktail.
    We get it. You’re in still in your yummy phase. No real need to announce it. No surprise you’re a daiquiri guy.
    The original daiquiri is fucking amazing. Just silver rum, lime juice and a little simple syrup.

    You need to go take a walk on a tropical beach for some cocktail perspective.
    Did I say original daiquiri? It’s like the term liberal. It used to be something cool,then it got all fucked up and no one remembers the original.
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  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,435 Founders Club
    MikeDamone said:

    YellowSnow said:

    MikeDamone said:

    GreenRiverGatorz said:

    BleachedAnusDawg said:

    YellowSnow said:

    MikeDamone said:

    PurpleBaze said:

    @MikeDamone is a gin-hating pussy!

    Not true. Negroni > Gin Martini
    Negronis are great. I make them all the time. This cocktail, however, still doesn't surpass the sublimity of the gin martini.
    Negroni is possibly the worst mixed drink I've ever ordered. A Hypnotic and Hennessy is better and those are really gross.
    Campari in general sucks. I don't know why anyone wants to taste overly-bittered cough medicine in their cocktail.
    We get it. You’re in still in your yummy phase. No real need to announce it. No surprise you’re a daiquiri guy.
    The original daiquiri is fucking amazing. Just silver rum, lime juice and a little simple syrup.

    You need to go take a walk on a tropical beach for some cocktail perspective.
    Did I say original daiquiri? It’s like the term liberal. It used to be something cool,then it got all fucked up and no one remembers the original.
    No. But I get my panties in a bunch when people shit talk classically liberal daiquiris, fren.
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  • MikeDamoneMikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    YellowSnow said:

    MikeDamone said:

    YellowSnow said:

    MikeDamone said:

    GreenRiverGatorz said:

    BleachedAnusDawg said:

    YellowSnow said:

    MikeDamone said:

    PurpleBaze said:

    @MikeDamone is a gin-hating pussy!

    Not true. Negroni > Gin Martini
    Negronis are great. I make them all the time. This cocktail, however, still doesn't surpass the sublimity of the gin martini.
    Negroni is possibly the worst mixed drink I've ever ordered. A Hypnotic and Hennessy is better and those are really gross.
    Campari in general sucks. I don't know why anyone wants to taste overly-bittered cough medicine in their cocktail.
    We get it. You’re in still in your yummy phase. No real need to announce it. No surprise you’re a daiquiri guy.
    The original daiquiri is fucking amazing. Just silver rum, lime juice and a little simple syrup.

    You need to go take a walk on a tropical beach for some cocktail perspective.
    Did I say original daiquiri? It’s like the term liberal. It used to be something cool,then it got all fucked up and no one remembers the original.
    No. But I get my panties in a bunch when people shit talk classically liberal daiquiris, fren.
    Agreed
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