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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,711 Founders Club
    PurpleThrobber said:

    RatherBeBrewing said:

    I like to think I know every cocktail. An ex got me a bar kit and a mixology book. I kept the book in the bathroom during my opiate years, so I got plenty of time to read it. I also studied up on the subject when I was training to be on Jeopardy. With my luck there wasn’t a potent potables category when I was on.

    I’ll say this about cocktails; most of them are a waste of calories. Maybe I have an unsophisticated palette, but when I drank it was to get drunk. Diluting alcohol just gives your liver a chance to slow down intoxication.

    If I had to pick one I’d go for a rusty nail or an old fashioned. Even those are too much, I’d rather have a glass of scotch or bourbon. Or, better yet, a stakan of vodka. With a green onion to nibble on if such a luxury is available. That stakan didn’t need a fancy liqueur to add flavor or citrus for garnish to defeat Hitler, kill dogs by sending them to space, or grow many hectares of beets.


    The Throbber has a secret stash of vodka and beets to welcome the Vlad when he exercises dominion over the Northwest.

    amirite or amirite, @oregonblitzkrieg ?

    And La Croix
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,570 Standard Supporter
    YellowSnow said:

    PurpleThrobber said:

    RatherBeBrewing said:

    I like to think I know every cocktail. An ex got me a bar kit and a mixology book. I kept the book in the bathroom during my opiate years, so I got plenty of time to read it. I also studied up on the subject when I was training to be on Jeopardy. With my luck there wasn’t a potent potables category when I was on.

    I’ll say this about cocktails; most of them are a waste of calories. Maybe I have an unsophisticated palette, but when I drank it was to get drunk. Diluting alcohol just gives your liver a chance to slow down intoxication.

    If I had to pick one I’d go for a rusty nail or an old fashioned. Even those are too much, I’d rather have a glass of scotch or bourbon. Or, better yet, a stakan of vodka. With a green onion to nibble on if such a luxury is available. That stakan didn’t need a fancy liqueur to add flavor or citrus for garnish to defeat Hitler, kill dogs by sending them to space, or grow many hectares of beets.


    The Throbber has a secret stash of vodka and beets to welcome the Vlad when he exercises dominion over the Northwest.

    amirite or amirite, @oregonblitzkrieg ?

    And La Croix
    For the hot days.

    But shots shots shots with the Vlad would be epic.

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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,711 Founders Club
    PurpleThrobber said:

    YellowSnow said:

    PurpleThrobber said:

    RatherBeBrewing said:

    I like to think I know every cocktail. An ex got me a bar kit and a mixology book. I kept the book in the bathroom during my opiate years, so I got plenty of time to read it. I also studied up on the subject when I was training to be on Jeopardy. With my luck there wasn’t a potent potables category when I was on.

    I’ll say this about cocktails; most of them are a waste of calories. Maybe I have an unsophisticated palette, but when I drank it was to get drunk. Diluting alcohol just gives your liver a chance to slow down intoxication.

    If I had to pick one I’d go for a rusty nail or an old fashioned. Even those are too much, I’d rather have a glass of scotch or bourbon. Or, better yet, a stakan of vodka. With a green onion to nibble on if such a luxury is available. That stakan didn’t need a fancy liqueur to add flavor or citrus for garnish to defeat Hitler, kill dogs by sending them to space, or grow many hectares of beets.


    The Throbber has a secret stash of vodka and beets to welcome the Vlad when he exercises dominion over the Northwest.

    amirite or amirite, @oregonblitzkrieg ?

    And La Croix
    For the hot days.

    But shots shots shots with the Vlad would be epic.

    I used to have ruskie co worker who looked a lot like young vlad. We used to do a lot of warm vodka shots. Chase it down with a pickle.
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  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    BleachedAnusDawg said:

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    BleachedAnusDawg said:

    RoadDawg55 said:

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    YellowSnow said:

    MikeDamone said:

    PurpleBaze said:

    @MikeDamone is a gin-hating pussy!

    Not true. Negroni > Gin Martini
    Negronis are great. I make them all the time. This cocktail, however, still doesn't surpass the sublimity of the gin martini.
    Negroni is possibly the worst mixed drink I've ever ordered. A Hypnotic and Hennessy is better and those are really gross.
    We called hypnotic and Hennessy’s Incredible Hulks.
    Yeah, but not sure the basic whiteys on this board would know that.
    At least the straight ones.
    Say that to Tupac's face!


    I drink up all the Hennessy ya got on ya shelf
    So just let me introduce myself
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