So I’m at a bar
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Are negronis racist?
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Yes. That’s why I like them.Pitchfork51 said:Are negronis racist?
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I'd hate to see your Google search results.Swaye said:GreenRiverGatorz said:
I know how to pander to my fellow homoeroticism enthusiasts.dirtysouwfdawg said:
That’s not fair throbbed. Some people here could’ve enjoyed it... reading it of course.PurpleThrobber said:
I do not ever want to see the words "I need it in my mouth" from your keyboard again, please.GreenRiverGatorz said:
Wtf, a coconut hef? That sounds obscenely gay. And now I need it in my mouth.haie said:I'm at a bar, having took multiple temperature checks to get in, just to drink coconut hefeweizen.
Get me my pussy Portland hazy IPA's back, plz
That crosses even the DDY line of acceptable gayness.
NTTIAWWT
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We called hypnotic and Hennessy’s Incredible Hulks.BleachedAnusDawg said:
Negroni is possibly the worst mixed drink I've ever ordered. A Hypnotic and Hennessy is better and those are really gross.YellowSnow said:
Negronis are great. I make them all the time. This cocktail, however, still doesn't surpass the sublimity of the gin martini.MikeDamone said:
Not true. Negroni > Gin MartiniPurpleBaze said:@MikeDamone is a gin-hating pussy!
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Yeah, but not sure the basic whiteys on this board would know that.RoadDawg55 said:
We called hypnotic and Hennessy’s Incredible Hulks.BleachedAnusDawg said:
Negroni is possibly the worst mixed drink I've ever ordered. A Hypnotic and Hennessy is better and those are really gross.YellowSnow said:
Negronis are great. I make them all the time. This cocktail, however, still doesn't surpass the sublimity of the gin martini.MikeDamone said:
Not true. Negroni > Gin MartiniPurpleBaze said:@MikeDamone is a gin-hating pussy!
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At least the straight ones.BleachedAnusDawg said:
Yeah, but not sure the basic whiteys on this board would know that.RoadDawg55 said:
We called hypnotic and Hennessy’s Incredible Hulks.BleachedAnusDawg said:
Negroni is possibly the worst mixed drink I've ever ordered. A Hypnotic and Hennessy is better and those are really gross.YellowSnow said:
Negronis are great. I make them all the time. This cocktail, however, still doesn't surpass the sublimity of the gin martini.MikeDamone said:
Not true. Negroni > Gin MartiniPurpleBaze said:@MikeDamone is a gin-hating pussy!
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Say that to Tupac's face!Kaepsknee said:
At least the straight ones.BleachedAnusDawg said:
Yeah, but not sure the basic whiteys on this board would know that.RoadDawg55 said:
We called hypnotic and Hennessy’s Incredible Hulks.BleachedAnusDawg said:
Negroni is possibly the worst mixed drink I've ever ordered. A Hypnotic and Hennessy is better and those are really gross.YellowSnow said:
Negronis are great. I make them all the time. This cocktail, however, still doesn't surpass the sublimity of the gin martini.MikeDamone said:
Not true. Negroni > Gin MartiniPurpleBaze said:@MikeDamone is a gin-hating pussy!
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I like to think I know every cocktail. An ex got me a bar kit and a mixology book. I kept the book in the bathroom during my opiate years, so I got plenty of time to read it. I also studied up on the subject when I was training to be on Jeopardy. With my luck there wasn’t a potent potables category when I was on.
I’ll say this about cocktails; most of them are a waste of calories. Maybe I have an unsophisticated palette, but when I drank it was to get drunk. Diluting alcohol just gives your liver a chance to slow down intoxication.
If I had to pick one I’d go for a rusty nail or an old fashioned. Even those are too much, I’d rather have a glass of scotch or bourbon. Or, better yet, a stakan of vodka. With a green onion to nibble on if such a luxury is available. That stakan didn’t need a fancy liqueur to add flavor or citrus for garnish to defeat Hitler, kill dogs by sending them to space, or grow many hectares of beets.
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After reading that I’m guessing you’re still in your opiate years.RatherBeBrewing said:I like to think I know every cocktail. An ex got me a bar kit and a mixology book. I kept the book in the bathroom during my opiate years, so I got plenty of time to read it. I also studied up on the subject when I was training to be on Jeopardy. With my luck there wasn’t a potent potables category when I was on.
I’ll say this about cocktails; most of them are a waste of calories. Maybe I have an unsophisticated palette, but when I drank it was to get drunk. Diluting alcohol just gives your liver a chance to slow down intoxication.
If I had to pick one I’d go for a rusty nail or an old fashioned. Even those are too much, I’d rather have a glass of scotch or bourbon. Or, better yet, a stakan of vodka. With a green onion to nibble on if such a luxury is available. That stakan didn’t need a fancy liqueur to add flavor or citrus for garnish to defeat Hitler, kill dogs by sending them to space, or grow many hectares of beets. -
The Throbber has a secret stash of vodka and beets to welcome the Vlad when he exercises dominion over the Northwest.RatherBeBrewing said:I like to think I know every cocktail. An ex got me a bar kit and a mixology book. I kept the book in the bathroom during my opiate years, so I got plenty of time to read it. I also studied up on the subject when I was training to be on Jeopardy. With my luck there wasn’t a potent potables category when I was on.
I’ll say this about cocktails; most of them are a waste of calories. Maybe I have an unsophisticated palette, but when I drank it was to get drunk. Diluting alcohol just gives your liver a chance to slow down intoxication.
If I had to pick one I’d go for a rusty nail or an old fashioned. Even those are too much, I’d rather have a glass of scotch or bourbon. Or, better yet, a stakan of vodka. With a green onion to nibble on if such a luxury is available. That stakan didn’t need a fancy liqueur to add flavor or citrus for garnish to defeat Hitler, kill dogs by sending them to space, or grow many hectares of beets.
amirite or amirite, @oregonblitzkrieg ?
