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whlinder
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  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member Posts: 14,086
    whlinder said:

    @PurpleJ



    Chocolate martini?
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    dirtysouwfdawg said:

    whlinder said:

    @PurpleJ



    Chocolate martini?
    Appletini
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    On a separate note martini glasses are stupid af.

    The old school cocktail glasses that are rounded make way more sense.

    Can't drink out of that shit without sloshing it around like a God damn dickhead.
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  • TommySQC
    TommySQC Member Posts: 5,813
    Pitchfork51 said:

    On a separate note martini glasses are stupid af.

    The old school cocktail glasses that are rounded make way more sense.

    Can't drink out of that shit without sloshing it around like a God damn dickhead.

    What fag drinks a martini? I know they are good but still.

    Bourbon, whiskey or scotch. On the rocks if you have to.

    Don't be a pussy.
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    TommySQC said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    On a separate note martini glasses are stupid af.

    The old school cocktail glasses that are rounded make way more sense.

    Can't drink out of that shit without sloshing it around like a God damn dickhead.

    What fag drinks a martini? I know they are good but still.

    Bourbon, whiskey or scotch. On the rocks if you have to.

    Don't be a pussy.
    Sure but even a Manhattan goes in that shit. Makes no sense.
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  • TTJ
    TTJ Member Posts: 4,827
    Only way to drink a Manhattan is on the rock, in a bucket.
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,220 Founders Club
    TommySQC said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    On a separate note martini glasses are stupid af.

    The old school cocktail glasses that are rounded make way more sense.

    Can't drink out of that shit without sloshing it around like a God damn dickhead.

    What fag drinks a martini? I know they are good but still.

    Bourbon, whiskey or scotch. On the rocks if you have to.

    Don't be a pussy.
    I drink bourbon and scotch neat like a man. But the GIN martini is the king of cocktails.

    EMFA gin martini haters.

    Agree on vodka martinis. Those are for fags unless you’re Sean Connery.
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  • Fishpo31
    Fishpo31 Member Posts: 2,626
    I'm not much for martinis, that is the wife's department (vodka, but I can verify she's not a fag). Last summer, with some carne asada on the grill, I fired up a tequila martini (blanco, preferably decent/good, with a big lime squeeze)...it was surprisingly very good.
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  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,309 Founders Club
    YellowSnow said:

    TommySQC said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    On a separate note martini glasses are stupid af.

    The old school cocktail glasses that are rounded make way more sense.

    Can't drink out of that shit without sloshing it around like a God damn dickhead.

    What fag drinks a martini? I know they are good but still.

    Bourbon, whiskey or scotch. On the rocks if you have to.

    Don't be a pussy.
    I drink bourbon and scotch neat like a man. But the GIN martini is the king of cocktails.

    EMFA gin martini haters.

    Agree on vodka martinis. Those are for fags unless you’re Sean Connery.
    Agreed!

    Gin martini or GTFO!
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  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,309 Founders Club
    @MikeDamone is a gin-hating pussy!
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  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    edited May 2021
    PurpleBaze said:

    @MikeDamone is a gin-hating pussy!

    Not true. Negroni > Gin Martini
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  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,696 Founders Club
    I'm at a bar, having took multiple temperature checks to get in, just to drink coconut hefeweizen.

    Get me my pussy Portland hazy IPA's back, plz
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  • CFetters_Nacho_Lover
    CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 32,251 Founders Club
    1to392831weretaken said:


    #metoo
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,029
    GreenRiverGatorz said:

    haie said:

    I'm at a bar, having took multiple temperature checks to get in, just to drink coconut hefeweizen.

    Get me my pussy Portland hazy IPA's back, plz

    Wtf, a coconut hef? That sounds obscenely gay. And now I need it in my mouth.
    I do not ever want to see the words "I need it in my mouth" from your keyboard again, please.

    That crosses even the DDY line of acceptable gayness.

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  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member Posts: 14,086
    edited May 2021
    PurpleThrobber said:

    GreenRiverGatorz said:

    haie said:

    I'm at a bar, having took multiple temperature checks to get in, just to drink coconut hefeweizen.

    Get me my pussy Portland hazy IPA's back, plz

    Wtf, a coconut hef? That sounds obscenely gay. And now I need it in my mouth.
    I do not ever want to see the words "I need it in my mouth" from your keyboard again, please.

    That crosses even the DDY line of acceptable gayness.

    That’s not fair throbber. Some people here could’ve enjoyed it... reading it of course.
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  • dirtysouwfdawg
    dirtysouwfdawg Member Posts: 14,086
    GreenRiverGatorz said:

    dirtysouwfdawg said:

    PurpleThrobber said:

    GreenRiverGatorz said:

    haie said:

    I'm at a bar, having took multiple temperature checks to get in, just to drink coconut hefeweizen.

    Get me my pussy Portland hazy IPA's back, plz

    Wtf, a coconut hef? That sounds obscenely gay. And now I need it in my mouth.
    I do not ever want to see the words "I need it in my mouth" from your keyboard again, please.

    That crosses even the DDY line of acceptable gayness.

    That’s not fair throbbed. Some people here could’ve enjoyed it... reading it of course.
    I know how to pander to my fellow homoeroticism enthusiasts.
    Technically gifted homoeroticism writing.
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,220 Founders Club
    MikeDamone said:

    PurpleBaze said:

    @MikeDamone is a gin-hating pussy!

    Not true. Negroni > Gin Martini
    Negronis are great. I make them all the time. This cocktail, however, still doesn't surpass the sublimity of the gin martini.
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  • Fishpo31
    Fishpo31 Member Posts: 2,626
    Wisdom of one of my professional mentors: "Gin if we win, booze if we lose"...
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  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,696 Founders Club
    GreenRiverGatorz said:

    haie said:

    I'm at a bar, having took multiple temperature checks to get in, just to drink coconut hefeweizen.

    Get me my pussy Portland hazy IPA's back, plz

    Wtf, a coconut hef? That sounds obscenely gay. And now I need it in my mouth.
    Had a jalapeno beer yesterday as well. Would not recommend either. They make good lagers here though.
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  • BleachedAnusDawg
    BleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 13,173 Standard Supporter
    YellowSnow said:

    MikeDamone said:

    PurpleBaze said:

    @MikeDamone is a gin-hating pussy!

    Not true. Negroni > Gin Martini
    Negronis are great. I make them all the time. This cocktail, however, still doesn't surpass the sublimity of the gin martini.
    Negroni is possibly the worst mixed drink I've ever ordered. A Hypnotic and Hennessy is better and those are really gross.
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  • GreenRiverGatorz
    GreenRiverGatorz Member Posts: 10,165
    BleachedAnusDawg said:

    YellowSnow said:

    MikeDamone said:

    PurpleBaze said:

    @MikeDamone is a gin-hating pussy!

    Not true. Negroni > Gin Martini
    Negronis are great. I make them all the time. This cocktail, however, still doesn't surpass the sublimity of the gin martini.
    Negroni is possibly the worst mixed drink I've ever ordered. A Hypnotic and Hennessy is better and those are really gross.
    Campari in general sucks. I don't know why anyone wants to taste overly-bittered cough medicine in their cocktail.
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