New Hardcore Husky advice column
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Dear @HardcoreAnnLanders,
Should I be concerned that the head coach of my favorite team is over his head because he hired the assistant to the running backs coach of a shitty NFL team as his offensive coordinator or was that merely a diamond in the rough kind of hire?
Sincerely,
Doog in denial -
LEAVE?HardcoreAnnLanders said:
Dear PurpleBaze,PurpleBaze said:
LEAVE!!HardcoreAnnLanders said:Dear Stalin,
Thank you for the introduction. While my advice is in no way a substitute for that of a trained mental healthcare professional, I’m more than happy to use my 47 years of experience dealing with the most inane questions to help these fucktards get their pathetic lives back on track.
That is not a question - and you are behaving rather rudely to Mr. Johnson’s honored guest.
Better?
That's two questions for you, Miss! -
Dear Mr.Stiltzkin,GrundleStiltzkin said:Dear @HardcoreAnnLanders ,
My thingie itches.
TYIA,
Grumble.
I am not a medical doctor, but I suspect your “thingie” is infected with some undiagnosed STD that you acquired at a local bathhouse or truck stop glory hole. Please contact your primary care physician for treatment. -
Dear Abby
Why is Benny Beaver such a worthless poster? Mother issues? -
Dear ILNBTDLMB,CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:Dear @HardcoreAnnLanders,
Do you have any dieting advice for a man with a slight obesity problem?
Sincerely,
I love nachos but they don’t love me back
There is no such thing as “slight obesity”, either you’re a fat fuck or you’re not. Most overeating is triggered by stress or an inability to deal with one’s emotions. You might want to consider limiting your time spent on the internet, particularly any sites that follow middling west coast college football teams. -
TYFYS. I'll continue home remedies until I can get an appointment.HardcoreAnnLanders said:
Dear Mr.Stiltzkin,GrundleStiltzkin said:Dear @HardcoreAnnLanders ,
My thingie itches.
TYIA,
Grumble.
I am not a medical doctor, but I suspect your “thingie” is infected with some undiagnosed STD that you acquired at a local bathhouse or truck stop glory hole. Please contact your primary care physician for treatment.
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Dear LGIMB,CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:Dear @HardcoreAnnLanders,
Are you willing to post pics of your boobs in the Wam?
Sincerely,
Lonely guy in mom’s basement
No. -
Dear DID,CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:Dear @HardcoreAnnLanders,
Should I be concerned that the head coach of my favorite team is over his head because he hired the assistant to the running backs coach of a shitty NFL team as his offensive coordinator or was that merely a diamond in the rough kind of hire?
Sincerely,
Doog in denial
Yes. The fish rots from the head down as they say. If this coach cannot hire talented coordinators, your favorite team is incredibly fucked. -
Dear PurpleBaze,PurpleBaze said:
LEAVE?HardcoreAnnLanders said:
Dear PurpleBaze,PurpleBaze said:
LEAVE!!HardcoreAnnLanders said:Dear Stalin,
Thank you for the introduction. While my advice is in no way a substitute for that of a trained mental healthcare professional, I’m more than happy to use my 47 years of experience dealing with the most inane questions to help these fucktards get their pathetic lives back on track.
That is not a question - and you are behaving rather rudely to Mr. Johnson’s honored guest.
Better?
That's two questions for you, Miss!
And I have two answers:
No.
No. -
Dear @HardcoreAnnLanders
My wife has expressed interest in threesome but only if I am not a part of it. Should I be concerned?
