New Hardcore Husky advice column
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Dear @HardcoreAnnLanders: Why does @Swaye get to have nice things and I do not?
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Dear Stalin,
Thank you for the introduction. While my advice is in no way a substitute for that of a trained mental healthcare professional, I’m more than happy to use my 47 years of experience dealing with the most inane questions to help these fucktards get their pathetic lives back on track. -
LEAVE!!HardcoreAnnLanders said:Dear Stalin,
Thank you for the introduction. While my advice is in no way a substitute for that of a trained mental healthcare professional, I’m more than happy to use my 47 years of experience dealing with the most inane questions to help these fucktards get their pathetic lives back on track. -
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Dear @HardcoreAnnLanders,
Do you have any dieting advice for a man with a slight obesity problem?
Sincerely,
I love nachos but they don’t love me back -
Dear YellowSnow,YellowSnow said:Dear @HardcoreAnnLanders: Why does @Swaye get to have nice things and I do not?
While I’m not familiar with your financial circumstances or those of your friend, I suspect by the wording of your question this @Swaye has something you lack: balls.
So grow a pair, whip out your credit card, and buy what you want. -
Dear @HardcoreAnnLanders,
Are you willing to post pics of your boobs in the Wam?
Sincerely,
Lonely guy in mom’s basement -
Dear PurpleBaze,PurpleBaze said:
LEAVE!!HardcoreAnnLanders said:Dear Stalin,
Thank you for the introduction. While my advice is in no way a substitute for that of a trained mental healthcare professional, I’m more than happy to use my 47 years of experience dealing with the most inane questions to help these fucktards get their pathetic lives back on track.
That is not a question - and you are behaving rather rudely to Mr. Johnson’s honored guest. -
Dear CFetters,CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:Dear @HardcoreAnnLanders,
What will it take for Pumpeii the Great to return?
TIA.
Not knowing the exact circumstances of Mr. Pumpeii’s departure, I cannot say, but I’m willing to guess that you fucked up somehow and should apologize. -
Dear @HardcoreAnnLanders,
Should I be concerned that the head coach of my favorite team is over his head because he hired the assistant to the running backs coach of a shitty NFL team as his offensive coordinator or was that merely a diamond in the rough kind of hire?
Sincerely,
Doog in denial -
LEAVE?HardcoreAnnLanders said:
Dear PurpleBaze,PurpleBaze said:
LEAVE!!HardcoreAnnLanders said:Dear Stalin,
Thank you for the introduction. While my advice is in no way a substitute for that of a trained mental healthcare professional, I’m more than happy to use my 47 years of experience dealing with the most inane questions to help these fucktards get their pathetic lives back on track.
That is not a question - and you are behaving rather rudely to Mr. Johnson’s honored guest.
Better?
That's two questions for you, Miss! -
Dear Mr.Stiltzkin,GrundleStiltzkin said:Dear @HardcoreAnnLanders ,
My thingie itches.
TYIA,
Grumble.
I am not a medical doctor, but I suspect your “thingie” is infected with some undiagnosed STD that you acquired at a local bathhouse or truck stop glory hole. Please contact your primary care physician for treatment. -
Dear Abby
Why is Benny Beaver such a worthless poster? Mother issues? -
Dear ILNBTDLMB,CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:Dear @HardcoreAnnLanders,
Do you have any dieting advice for a man with a slight obesity problem?
Sincerely,
I love nachos but they don’t love me back
There is no such thing as “slight obesity”, either you’re a fat fuck or you’re not. Most overeating is triggered by stress or an inability to deal with one’s emotions. You might want to consider limiting your time spent on the internet, particularly any sites that follow middling west coast college football teams. -
TYFYS. I'll continue home remedies until I can get an appointment.HardcoreAnnLanders said:
Dear Mr.Stiltzkin,GrundleStiltzkin said:Dear @HardcoreAnnLanders ,
My thingie itches.
TYIA,
Grumble.
I am not a medical doctor, but I suspect your “thingie” is infected with some undiagnosed STD that you acquired at a local bathhouse or truck stop glory hole. Please contact your primary care physician for treatment.
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Dear LGIMB,CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:Dear @HardcoreAnnLanders,
Are you willing to post pics of your boobs in the Wam?
Sincerely,
Lonely guy in mom’s basement
No. -
Dear DID,CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:Dear @HardcoreAnnLanders,
Should I be concerned that the head coach of my favorite team is over his head because he hired the assistant to the running backs coach of a shitty NFL team as his offensive coordinator or was that merely a diamond in the rough kind of hire?
Sincerely,
Doog in denial
Yes. The fish rots from the head down as they say. If this coach cannot hire talented coordinators, your favorite team is incredibly fucked. -
Dear PurpleBaze,PurpleBaze said:
LEAVE?HardcoreAnnLanders said:
Dear PurpleBaze,PurpleBaze said:
LEAVE!!HardcoreAnnLanders said:Dear Stalin,
Thank you for the introduction. While my advice is in no way a substitute for that of a trained mental healthcare professional, I’m more than happy to use my 47 years of experience dealing with the most inane questions to help these fucktards get their pathetic lives back on track.
That is not a question - and you are behaving rather rudely to Mr. Johnson’s honored guest.
Better?
That's two questions for you, Miss!
And I have two answers:
No.
No. -
Dear @HardcoreAnnLanders
My wife has expressed interest in threesome but only if I am not a part of it. Should I be concerned?
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Dear KICD,KidsInCagesDawg said:Dear Abby
Why is Benny Beaver such a worthless poster? Mother issues?
I suspect Mr. Beaver has nothing to do with how he was raised. Sometimes people are just morons. -
Dear @HardcoreAnnLanders,
My wife and I are not no speaking terms anymore. Is this a problem?
Signed,
I think I'm happy.
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Dear @HardcoreAnnLanders,
How do I convince my wife to engage in anal sex? Should I just go out and buy a strap-on dildo or should we discuss it first?
Signed,
Trying to peg this thing in Maltby -
Dear Mr. Bannon,RaceBannon said:Dear @HardcoreAnnLanders
My wife has expressed interest in threesome but only if I am not a part of it. Should I be concerned?
If your wife lets you watch, then no. But if you’re completely left out of this ménage à trois, accept the fact you’re a complete cuck. -
Dear @HardcoreAnnLanders,
I’m worried concerned the Athletic Director at my local college has no idea what she’s doing. Does that make me a misogynist?
Signed,
Fan of Big Sloppies -
Dear ITIH,alumni94 said:Dear @HardcoreAnnLanders,
My wife and I are not no speaking terms anymore. Is this a problem?
Signed,
I think I'm happy.
Yes and no. On one hand, honest communication is the cornerstone of any healthy relationship. Then again, she’s probably just as sick of listening to the drivel that comes out of your mouth - so silence may be a good thing. -
Dear TTPTTIM,CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:Dear @HardcoreAnnLanders,
How do I convince my wife to engage in anal sex? Should I just go out and buy a strap-on dildo or should we discuss it first?
Signed,
Trying to peg this thing in Maltby
There are various logistical issues to consider before you and your wife begin your pegging journey. Yes, talk it over first to iron out these details. Oh, and buy lots of water based lube. Trust me on this. -
Why?HardcoreAnnLanders said:
Dear TTPTTIM,CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:Dear @HardcoreAnnLanders,
How do I convince my wife to engage in anal sex? Should I just go out and buy a strap-on dildo or should we discuss it first?
Signed,
Trying to peg this thing in Maltby
There are various logistical issues to consider before you and your wife begin your pegging journey. Yes, talk it over first to iron out these details. Oh, and buy lots of water based lube. Trust me on this. -
YRYKHardcoreAnnLanders said:
Dear TTPTTIM,CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:Dear @HardcoreAnnLanders,
How do I convince my wife to engage in anal sex? Should I just go out and buy a strap-on dildo or should we discuss it first?
Signed,
Trying to peg this thing in Maltby
There are various logistical issues to consider before you and your wife begin your pegging journey. Yes, talk it over first to iron out these details. Oh, and buy lots of water based lube. Trust me on this. -
Dear FOBS,CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:Dear @HardcoreAnnLanders,
I’m worried concerned the Athletic Director at my local college has no idea what she’s doing. Does that make me a misogynist?
Signed,
Fan of Big Sloppies
Do you hate this athletic director? If the answer is no, then you are not a misogynist. But you might be a sexist pig for objectifying her and insinuating she’s incapable of doing her job because of her gender.
