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TierbsHsotBoobs said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

BREAKING NEWS: Portland is still the most pussified city in the most pussified state in the union.

crisped

I've made the case several times over the past year that Seattle is more pussified than Portland (and all the other cities). Portland is pussified too, but you're going to have to prove that it is somehow worse than Seattle.

Just take a walk around Seattle, drive 3 hours south, and take a walk around Portland.

Portland is where 25-year-old unemployed hipsters go to retire. It's a freakshow.

It's downright PGOSFS to assume Seattle and Portland are different when it comes to unemployed hipsters.

Portland has more of them.

In fact, it's so renown for unemployed hipsters that there is a tv show making fun of it...Portlandia.

So Hollywood has determined that Portland has more unemployed hipsters than Seattle.

How is that relevant to which city is more pussified again?

Christ Sven, do you need everything spelled out for you?

The Hollywood stereotype is a completely justified one that can be confirmed by making a 30 minute stop in Portland.

Unemployed hipsters = pussies. Portland has more of them, and is therefore more pussified.

Seattle shits all over Portland. WAAYYYYY better economy, better music history, better sports, better universities, better scenery, better ratio of hot blondes to gross hipster bitches, better everything.

but Portland has the ACROPOLIS!, so it does have that going for it...

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

BREAKING NEWS: Portland is still the most pussified city in the most pussified state in the union.

crisped

I've made the case several times over the past year that Seattle is more pussified than Portland (and all the other cities). Portland is pussified too, but you're going to have to prove that it is somehow worse than Seattle.

Just take a walk around Seattle, drive 3 hours south, and take a walk around Portland.

Portland is where 25-year-old unemployed hipsters go to retire. It's a freakshow.

It's downright PGOSFS to assume Seattle and Portland are different when it comes to unemployed hipsters.

Portland has more of them.

In fact, it's so renown for unemployed hipsters that there is a tv show making fun of it...Portlandia.

So Hollywood has determined that Portland has more unemployed hipsters than Seattle.

How is that relevant to which city is more pussified again?

Christ Sven, do you need everything spelled out for you?

The Hollywood stereotype is a completely justified one that can be confirmed by making a 30 minute stop in Portland.

Unemployed hipsters = pussies. Portland has more of them, and is therefore more pussified.

Seattle shits all over Portland. WAAYYYYY better economy, better music history, better sports, better universities, better scenery, better ratio of hot blondes to gross hipster bitches, better everything.

but Portland has the ACROPOLIS!, so it does have that going for it...

All of those things are completely true (except for the hot blonde part...bitches are equally ugly), yet Seattle is still more pussified than Portland.

You aren't good at this AT ALL.

Not the fucking case.

If I'm not good "at this", then you are in fucking IMALOSER territory.

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

BREAKING NEWS: Portland is still the most pussified city in the most pussified state in the union.

crisped

I've made the case several times over the past year that Seattle is more pussified than Portland (and all the other cities). Portland is pussified too, but you're going to have to prove that it is somehow worse than Seattle.

Just take a walk around Seattle, drive 3 hours south, and take a walk around Portland.

Portland is where 25-year-old unemployed hipsters go to retire. It's a freakshow.

It's downright PGOSFS to assume Seattle and Portland are different when it comes to unemployed hipsters.

Portland has more of them.

In fact, it's so renown for unemployed hipsters that there is a tv show making fun of it...Portlandia.

So Hollywood has determined that Portland has more unemployed hipsters than Seattle.

How is that relevant to which city is more pussified again?

Christ Sven, do you need everything spelled out for you?

The Hollywood stereotype is a completely justified one that can be confirmed by making a 30 minute stop in Portland.

Unemployed hipsters = pussies. Portland has more of them, and is therefore more pussified.

Seattle shits all over Portland. WAAYYYYY better economy, better music history, better sports, better universities, better scenery, better ratio of hot blondes to gross hipster bitches, better everything.

but Portland has the ACROPOLIS!, so it does have that going for it...

All of those things are completely true (except for the hot blonde part...bitches are equally ugly), yet Seattle is still more pussified than Portland.

You aren't good at this AT ALL.

Not the fucking case.

If I'm not good "at this", then you are in fucking IMALOSER territory.

Oh the irony...

Riveting brah

RoadDawg55 said:

This thread sucks. Now, that I'm done turning my nose up at you guys, I will say Portland is way more pussified. Maybe I am judging this wrong, but I would rather walk alone downtown at 3 am in Portland than Seattle. You might run into trouble in Seattle. In Portland, you might have to punch a heroin addict in a torn up flannel. Portland might be the softest place on earth. You could go to Disneyland and run into tougher people.

Started loling right around here.