So, I was handcuffed last night....

UW_Doog_Bot said:

dirtysouwfdawg said:

Swaye said:

Doog_de_Jour said:

Swaye said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Honest question, do women deliberately chinstigate this shit, or is this merely the continuation of thousands of years of tribal(lulz) conflict?

All I know is if you sass a fat white trash bitch she is going to go full nuclear mode. But CLS got yappy right away too. I am sitting there thinking "fucking great, she's pregnant, talking shit, and now I have to sort this shit." Goddamnit. @Doog_de_Jour would have jumped on the bitch so we could have had a tag team thing going. I have no doubt.

You’re goddamn right I would’ve had your, your wife, and unborn Swaye Jr.’s backs.

I am fucking ride or die with you girl.

This best represents TOF just Philippino and now a 12 instead of a double zero...

Swaye, I look forward to a shitty RB or CFP bid in which we get to end up bailing each other out (probably actually dog bot or some other non-pour) and calling our baby mammas with the most ridiculous lies which they won’t believe but still allow us back in the house upon our returns.

Ain’t the married life grand!

Doog bot specializes in making sure you don't go to jail in the first place. I'm almost as good of a pretend lawyer as @creepycoug but with more booze and rainman like points of lucidity.

Have a mild concussion, be four forties deep, and use the phrase, "you failed to sequester the opposing witnesses before taking statements" to get out of jail free and then pop off.