So, I was handcuffed last night....

GrundleStiltzkin

Swaye said:

It's been a month. Still no blowjob. So this is marriage. FML.

A month? Braggart.

PurpleThrobber

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Swaye said:

It's been a month. Still no blowjob. So this is marriage. FML.

A month? Braggart.

Married BJs are like a once, maybe twice per year thing. Possibly on an anniversary/birthday. Most likely she just gets really drunk and forgets that she's married and acts like a common whore.

Married women have some sort of NSA that monitors the semen count in their mouths. Sets off all sorts of alarms. Gets them kicked out of bunco and book club.

Be thankful for a dry handy once per week. If that.

dirtysouwfdawg

PurpleThrobber said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Swaye said:

It's been a month. Still no blowjob. So this is marriage. FML.

A month? Braggart.

Married BJs are like a once, maybe twice per year thing. Possibly on an anniversary/birthday. Most likely she just gets really drunk and forgets that she's married and acts like a common whore.

Married women have some sort of NSA that monitors the semen count in their mouths. Sets off all sorts of alarms. Gets them kicked out of bunco and book club.

Be thankful for a dry handy once per week. If that.

I’d recommend the getting her drunk thing once a week if possible. But probably not while prego and then feeding. Wow... yea, FYL is right.

What’s your address, I’ll send you a gift.

H_D

Swaye said:

It's been a month. Still no blowjob. So this is marriage. FML.

Pitchfork51

My gf a couple years ago got mad at me for not having enough sex.

I told her I was sick of having it with her

She didn't take kindly to it

GrundleStiltzkin

Pitchfork51 said:

My gf a couple years ago got mad at me for not having enough sex.

I told her I was sick of having it with her

She didn't take kindly to it

I hate you.

Swaye

Pitchfork51 said:

My gf a couple years ago got mad at me for not having enough sex.

I told her I was sick of having it with her

She didn't take kindly to it

Was she ugly or something?

Pitchfork51

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

My gf a couple years ago got mad at me for not having enough sex.

I told her I was sick of having it with her

She didn't take kindly to it

Was she ugly or something?

No

3 years got boring

Swaye

Pitchfork51 said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

My gf a couple years ago got mad at me for not having enough sex.

I told her I was sick of having it with her

She didn't take kindly to it

Was she ugly or something?

No

3 years got boring

FML

RaceBannon

Pitchfork51 said:

My gf a couple years ago got mad at me for not having enough sex.

I told her I was sick of having it with her

She didn't take kindly to it