So, I was handcuffed last night....
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The white man has taught him the ways of the false flag operation, but alas, I had to flag for not scalping him and burning his entire village to the ground. Whitey respects scorched earth even more. You still have much to learn, Lubes-with-fondue.YellowSnow said:Of course Swaye gets into a fight the day before the erection!! Looks desperate. Vote Yella 2019!
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Fuck that! Every time I go out I pray to Thor and Loki that some dumb bitch starts some shit. Last time I got to throw a pint glass at some dude when he tried to jump me with his friends. I don’t have a pregnant wife, so fleeing the scene is always an option for me. WOOF!Fenderbender123 said:Swaye, sometimes you make me feel jealous about how much of a badass you are compared to me. If some fat fuck ran into my pregnant wife like that, I'd probably say "hey no worries, that's not your fault. It's my fault for getting her pregnant and making her belly so huge. I'll try to be more careful in the future. Hope you're okay."
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To be used as a meat shield in case the souf has to rise again, no doubt. SEC football taught us that the blacks are way too valuable for that this time, so they keep the fat white trash stocked up. Imagine a million pissed of fatties in Dale Jr. jackets protecting a bunch of redneck sharpshooters and ready to rumble black rambos. Battle formations!AEB said:People are really fat. I’ve never seen such fat people before until after going to kid baseball games in rural NC. Epically fat. So fat that their little kids are feral, sun burned, and fat. How could you parent when you’re that fat? I suck as a parent and I’m somewhat in shape. I feel you hermano Rojo. My Grandma would still accuse you of stealing shit though.
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PurpleJ said:
To be used as a meat shield in case the souf has to rise again, no doubt. SEC football taught us that the blacks are way too valuable for that this time, so they keep the fat white trash stocked up. Imagine a million pissed of fatties in Dale Jr. jackets protecting a bunch of redneck sharpshooters and ready to rumble black rambos. Battle formations!AEB said:People are really fat. I’ve never seen such fat people before until after going to kid baseball games in rural NC. Epically fat. So fat that their little kids are feral, sun burned, and fat. How could you parent when you’re that fat? I suck as a parent and I’m somewhat in shape. I feel you hermano Rojo. My Grandma would still accuse you of stealing shit though.

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Fine. ACC. Happy now?
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@vadawgdnc said:
You, @Swaye, @woof and who's the other?whlinder said:
Holy fuck are we at 4 active NoVA HCH poasters?Woof said:
I go to that Carousel all the time. That place is like the midpoint between suburban hell, ungodly rich horse women, and neckbeard-sporting cousin fuckers. The pizza place next door is solid though.vadawg said:I’m still in leesburg and getting divorced. CLS have any friends?
I know the custard/ice cream joint you were at...at least they weren’t fucking Loudoun cops...hate those fuckers.
I will cross paths with @Swaye one of these days -
I'm in Leesburg. Right next to Wegmans. I hate Loudoun.
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There's a lesson in priorities here. Next tim, @Swaye cream before ice cream.
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It's been a month. Still no blowjob. So this is marriage. FML.






