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So, I was handcuffed last night....
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Id party with sum dog for surePurpleThrobber said: -
True but what hole will he fill his dick with...?Pitchfork51 said:
Sorry brotha. I'm sure your squealing brats will fill the hole in your heartSwaye said: -
Sucks for you guys. There are advantages to marrying fast strategy and crazy.PurpleThrobber said:
Married BJs are like a once, maybe twice per year thing. Possibly on an anniversary/birthday. Most likely she just gets really drunk and forgets that she's married and acts like a common whore.GrundleStiltzkin said:
A month? Braggart.Swaye said:It's been a month. Still no blowjob. So this is marriage. FML.
Married women have some sort of NSA that monitors the semen count in their mouths. Sets off all sorts of alarms. Gets them kicked out of bunco and book club.
Be thankful for a dry handy once per week. If that. -
I respect the sanctity of marriage. Which is why I’m not getting married.
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Every married heterosexual man here married crazy.UW_Doog_Bot said:
Sucks for you guys. There are advantages to marrying fast strategy and crazy.PurpleThrobber said:
Married BJs are like a once, maybe twice per year thing. Possibly on an anniversary/birthday. Most likely she just gets really drunk and forgets that she's married and acts like a common whore.GrundleStiltzkin said:
A month? Braggart.Swaye said:It's been a month. Still no blowjob. So this is marriage. FML.
Married women have some sort of NSA that monitors the semen count in their mouths. Sets off all sorts of alarms. Gets them kicked out of bunco and book club.
Be thankful for a dry handy once per week. If that.
The over/under is five. -
This is my wife as well. I tend to calm the fuck down when something like this happens but she's behind talking shit which means I'm dealing with 2 people talking shit.USMChawk said:
I’ve been in a couple of situations where it looked like we were going to throw down and my wife has been at my shoulder yapping it up. I’ve told her to back the fuck off because if/when something happens I really don’t want to have to think about her safety too.GrundleStiltzkin said:Honest question, do women deliberately chinstigate this shit, or is this merely the continuation of thousands of years of tribal(lulz) conflict?
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The over/under is 5.Pitchfork51 said:Lol how many cat fail pics did you look at before deciding on that one
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NTD, BB
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