Announcement for the Bored (I hate myself so I am getting married)
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Last ones the best. Prayers that she was on floor 5 or 6.minion_doog said:
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You are really going to be unhappy when you learn that I thought it was a hair dryer for your ass. That toaster will never be the same. Could say the same thing for my ass as well.DerekJohnson said:
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Just be thankful he didn’t send you a waffle iron or a panini press.Swaye said:
You are really going to be unhappy when you learn that I thought it was a hair dryer for your ass. That toaster will never be the same. Could say the same thing for my ass as well.DerekJohnson said:
The toaster I bought you and your bride is NOT for warming your hands you dummy -
I was always a big fan of redhead giant tits sink girl.... too bad...
https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/44133/apple-cup-adventure-aka-fuck-thanksgiving-my-life-sucks/p1 -
Easy cum, easy go.Houhusky said:I was always a big fan of redhead giant tits sink girl.... too bad...
https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/44133/apple-cup-adventure-aka-fuck-thanksgiving-my-life-sucks/p1 -
Article comment: How can you criticize a guy who is always pulling for his teammates?dnc said:
If not, you can always get some tips from K2.YellowSnow said:Hope yer good at NTD, BB. Cause that's gonna be it for a while chief.
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JFC just shut the board down
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Hmmm. July 13th. Country club. Hmmm. Prince William county IIRC.
Bull Run
RTJ
Dominion Valley
Stonewall
Heritage Hunt
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It would be pretty good if I walked in with a duck at the moment they ask for objections. @Swaye has chosen to ignore the spirit warnings and is axing for it.whlinder said:Hmmm. July 13th. Country club. Hmmm. Prince William county IIRC.
Bull Run
RTJ
Dominion Valley
Stonewall
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Fuck. Wonder if we can get the deposit back and just do it at a bowling alley.whlinder said:Hmmm. July 13th. Country club. Hmmm. Prince William county IIRC.
Bull Run
RTJ
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RIP, Swaye. You led a good life, but that's all over now.
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Swaye said:
Easy cum, easy go.Houhusky said:I was always a big fan of redhead giant tits sink girl.... too bad...
https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/44133/apple-cup-adventure-aka-fuck-thanksgiving-my-life-sucks/p1
Dude, which one are you in that pic? Couldn’t spot any enjuns in there.Swaye said:
Easy cum, easy go.Houhusky said:I was always a big fan of redhead giant tits sink girl.... too bad...
https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/44133/apple-cup-adventure-aka-fuck-thanksgiving-my-life-sucks/p1 -
Sticky this thread!
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I’m Surprised more of you idiots haven’t figured out that you can counter the women bullshit Facebook competitiveness with other things in the opposite direction.
As someone who is a fuckup at everything except fixing things around the house or cooking a steak I look like a fucking god compared to a lot of the degenerative fuckstick stories that get posted here. My wife has a username here just because I sent her enough links with a bunch of your stories/comments.
Makes me look not too bad in comparison.
Got caught flirting with her friend? well at least I didn’t have her friend on the sink at a friends house
Talk like an idiot about politics? At least I don’t sound like Hondo or Freeme
Get drunk and throw up in the Uber after a wedding party and got the car towed after leaving it illegally parked in front of a police station? Hey at least I didn’t drive our car 100 mph into a tree.
Same goes for TV, flip on something like 90 day fiancé or whatever trailer trash show on TLC is on and suddenly you are competent in comparison.
Humans only measure things relatively, don’t try and raise yourself up, just lower the perception of the bar.
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Wiser words have never been spoken on this bored.Houhusky said:I’m Surprised more of you idiots haven’t figured out that you can counter the women bullshit Facebook competitiveness with other things in the opposite direction.
As someone who is a fuckup at everything except fixing things around the house or cooking a steak I look like a fucking god compared to a lot of the degenerative fuckstick stories that get posted here. My wife has a username here just because I sent her enough links with a bunch of your stories/comments.
Makes me look not too bad in comparison.
Got caught flirting with her friend? well at least I didn’t have her friend on the sink at a friends house
Talk like an idiot about politics? At least I don’t sound like Hondo or Freeme
Get drunk and throw up in the Uber after a wedding party and got the car towed after leaving it illegally parked in front of a police station? Hey at least I didn’t drive our car 100 mph into a tree.
Same goes for TV, flip on something like 90 day fiancé or whatever trailer trash show on TLC is on and suddenly you are competent in comparison.
Humans only measure things relatively, don’t try and raise yourself up, just lower the perception of the bar.
Far easier. -
This is probably the most profound thing I have ever read here.Houhusky said:I’m Surprised more of you idiots haven’t figured out that you can counter the women bullshit Facebook competitiveness with other things in the opposite direction.
As someone who is a fuckup at everything except fixing things around the house or cooking a steak I look like a fucking god compared to a lot of the degenerative fuckstick stories that get posted here. My wife has a username here just because I sent her enough links with a bunch of your stories/comments.
Makes me look not too bad in comparison.
Got caught flirting with her friend? well at least I didn’t have her friend on the sink at a friends house
Talk like an idiot about politics? At least I don’t sound like Hondo or Freeme
Get drunk and throw up in the Uber after a wedding party and got the car towed after leaving it illegally parked in front of a police station? Hey at least I didn’t drive our car 100 mph into a tree.
Same goes for TV, flip on something like 90 day fiancé or whatever trailer trash show on TLC is on and suddenly you are competent in comparison.
Humans only measure things relatively, don’t try and raise yourself up, just lower the perception of the bar.
Far easier. -
This is 100% accurate.Houhusky said:I’m Surprised more of you idiots haven’t figured out that you can counter the women bullshit Facebook competitiveness with other things in the opposite direction.
As someone who is a fuckup at everything except fixing things around the house or cooking a steak I look like a fucking god compared to a lot of the degenerative fuckstick stories that get posted here. My wife has a username here just because I sent her enough links with a bunch of your stories/comments.
Makes me look not too bad in comparison.
Got caught flirting with her friend? well at least I didn’t have her friend on the sink at a friends house
Talk like an idiot about politics? At least I don’t sound like Hondo or Freeme
Get drunk and throw up in the Uber after a wedding party and got the car towed after leaving it illegally parked in front of a police station? Hey at least I didn’t drive our car 100 mph into a tree.
Same goes for TV, flip on something like 90 day fiancé or whatever trailer trash show on TLC is on and suddenly you are competent in comparison.
Humans only measure things relatively, don’t try and raise yourself up, just lower the perception of the bar.
Far easier. -
T’s and P’s to my noble red savage. I lived vicariously through you and this now feels like a form of assisted suicide.
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Oh my goodness! I’m so excited for you!!! My attorney will be crushed as all the billable hours he’s charged me for filing *multiple* restraining orders against you have put two of kids through private school...but FTG.Swaye said:
Do not find out the sex for like 8 more weeks, but if God has any kind of a sense of humor it will be a girl. I'll reach out to @Doog_de_Jour to find out how to make her a DWAG fan for life. If she will just drop the restraining order. Wedding present maybe?backthepack said:Little Swaye better be a half-brain if you raised him wrong
Anyway I’m rushing out to buy those Mr. and Mrs. fondue sets on your Bed Bath and Beyond wedding registry now...
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Coleman? That's such a gaybob name. With a last name like Hostvedt, he should have been a Sven (a bigger gaybob).
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Sounds trashy enough to be swayewhlinder said:
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