Announcement for the Bored (I hate myself so I am getting married)

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• minion_doog Member Posts: 2,024

  June 2019

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

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• RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,168

  June 2019

  
  

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• GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516

  June 2019

  UW_Doog_Bot said:

  
  

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• DeepDawg Member Posts: 544

  June 2019

  Congrats on the sex

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• Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,649

  June 2019

  What's that I hear?
  
  Free pub?

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• backthepack Member Posts: 19,937

  June 2019

  PurpleThrobber said:

  backthepack said:

  Im going to wazzu on mom’s weekend to do some Cougar Hunting.

  Dad's Weekend really brings out the co-ed revenge issues if you're looking for something to do in the Fall.
  
  

  Will do

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• dnc Member Posts: 56,828

  June 2019

  YellowSnow said:

  Hope yer good at NTD, BB. Cause that's gonna be it for a while chief.
  
  
  

  If not, you can always get some tips from K2.
  
  

  https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/1139272792002744320

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• DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 67,969

  June 2019

  
  
  
  The toaster I bought you and your bride is NOT for warming your hands you dummy

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• dirtysouwfdawg Member Posts: 14,037

  June 2019

  Swaye said:

  backthepack said:

  Fuck marriage sounds horrible.

  Pretty sure we had a fight six months ago and this was the exact quote:
  
  
  
  Really looking forward to the next 30 years together. She will probably shoot me.

  I thoroughly enjoy some lead therapy.
  
  But this is why we don’t own any guns.

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• FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823

  June 2019

  Holy shite, I got S/O.

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• dirtysouwfdawg Member Posts: 14,037

  June 2019

  minion_doog said:

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  Last ones the best. Prayers that she was on floor 5 or 6.

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• Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,738

  June 2019

  DerekJohnson said:

  
  
  
  The toaster I bought you and your bride is NOT for warming your hands you dummy

  You are really going to be unhappy when you learn that I thought it was a hair dryer for your ass. That toaster will never be the same. Could say the same thing for my ass as well.

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• PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 47,900

  June 2019 edited June 2019

  Swaye said:

  DerekJohnson said:

  
  
  
  The toaster I bought you and your bride is NOT for warming your hands you dummy

  You are really going to be unhappy when you learn that I thought it was a hair dryer for your ass. That toaster will never be the same. Could say the same thing for my ass as well.

  Just be thankful he didn’t send you a waffle iron or a panini press.

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• Houhusky Member Posts: 5,537

  June 2019 edited June 2019

  I was always a big fan of redhead giant tits sink girl.... too bad...
  
  https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/44133/apple-cup-adventure-aka-fuck-thanksgiving-my-life-sucks/p1

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• Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,738

  June 2019

  Houhusky said:

  I was always a big fan of redhead giant tits sink girl.... too bad...
  
  https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/44133/apple-cup-adventure-aka-fuck-thanksgiving-my-life-sucks/p1

  Easy cum, easy go.

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• minion_doog Member Posts: 2,024

  June 2019

  dnc said:

  YellowSnow said:

  Hope yer good at NTD, BB. Cause that's gonna be it for a while chief.
  
  
  

  If not, you can always get some tips from K2.
  
  

  https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/1139272792002744320

  Article comment: How can you criticize a guy who is always pulling for his teammates?

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• whlinder Member Posts: 5,255

  June 2019

  JFC just shut the board down

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• whlinder Member Posts: 5,255

  June 2019

  Hmmm. July 13th. Country club. Hmmm. Prince William county IIRC.
  
  Bull Run
  RTJ
  Dominion Valley
  Stonewall
  Heritage Hunt
  
  My money is on Bull Run. See you there!

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• UW_Doog_Bot Member Posts: 17,910

  June 2019

  whlinder said:

  Hmmm. July 13th. Country club. Hmmm. Prince William county IIRC.
  
  Bull Run
  RTJ
  Dominion Valley
  Stonewall
  Heritage Hunt
  
  My money is on Bull Run. See you there!

  It would be pretty good if I walked in with a duck at the moment they ask for objections. @Swaye has chosen to ignore the spirit warnings and is axing for it.

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• Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,738

  June 2019

  whlinder said:

  Hmmm. July 13th. Country club. Hmmm. Prince William county IIRC.
  
  Bull Run
  RTJ
  Dominion Valley
  Stonewall
  Heritage Hunt
  
  My money is on Bull Run. See you there!

  Fuck. Wonder if we can get the deposit back and just do it at a bowling alley.

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