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Key West, Florida

Worth it, or tourist trap? I've never been and wondering if it's worth the trip.
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  • chuckchuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,191 Swaye's Wigwam
    SFGbob said:

    Worth it, or tourist trap? I've never been and wondering if it's worth the trip.

    I'd go there to fish.
  • StateChampWereUStateChampWereU Member Posts: 39
    Jet skiing in the ocean is pretty cool, though not sure you need to go there to do it.
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 44,537 Standard Supporter
    edited August 2022





    On the travel list so I can congratulate the originator of FYFMFE in person


  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,833 Founders Club
    Any destination of this size where multiple cruise ships can dock is going to suck. Cruisers are the worst of all tourists. Iron Law.

    That said, there are some fairly upscale resorts in the Keys I would consider staying at if money was no object. Little Palm Island is a good example.
  • huskyhooliganhuskyhooligan Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,523 Swaye's Wigwam
    I've heard good things about Fantasy Fest. Good as in a great place to get laid. Bad as in you probably take something home with you.
  • RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 106,843 Founders Club
    I went there on a cruise. A carpet mill gave dealers and contractors a free cruise with free booze and food. What could go wrong

    Key West was like you see on TV. I'm a not a big Florida guy. A poor man's California
  • rodmansragerodmansrage Member Posts: 6,299
    went there when i was in middle school, saw a lady in a thong, that was probably the highlight.

    dont take a bike/rent a bike, itll get stolen.
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,833 Founders Club

    I went there on a cruise. A carpet mill gave dealers and contractors a free cruise with free booze and food. What could go wrong

    Key West was like you see on TV. I'm a not a big Florida guy. A poor man's California

    California for all its fuckery still has a superior coastline to Florida.
  • RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 106,843 Founders Club
  • CFetters_Nacho_LoverCFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,750 Founders Club

    went there when i was in middle school, saw a lady in a thong, that was probably the highlight.

    dont take a bike/rent a bike, itll get stolen.

    We pretty much *walked everywhere for the 3 days we were there.
































    Mrs Nacho walked. I waddled.
  • Purple_PillsPurple_Pills Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,032 Founders Club
    SFGbob said:

    Worth it, or tourist trap? I've never been and wondering if it's worth the trip.


    Yes, worth it, if you drive the full keys. Bahia Honda State Park, the pair of breweries in Islamorada, the seafood.

    Yeah, worth the time.
  • 1to392831weretaken1to392831weretaken Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,657 Swaye's Wigwam

    ...Cruisers are the worst of all tourists. Iron Law...

    I went there on a cruise...

  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,833 Founders Club

    ...Cruisers are the worst of all tourists. Iron Law...

    I went there on a cruise...

    I went on a cruise to Alaska with my bitch face ex-wife. I stand by my take.
  • RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 106,843 Founders Club
    And I admitted we were drunk the entire time
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,833 Founders Club

    And I admitted we were drunk the entire time

    And it was free. My cruise was free as well.
  • YouKnowItYouKnowIt Member Posts: 543
    We went last year, 3 days in KW and 2 days in Marathon.... We booked not knowing anything about there being a Fantasy Fest, lets put it this way, its People watching on a whole other level. Like Vegas X 10. Lots of live music. The bars were cool Irish Kevins, Sloppy joes, Hogs Breath, food was good, went to Latitudes similar to mamas fish house on Maui...

    We'd definitely go back again but not during FF... or maybe do it again. If you want to check out fantasy fest just log onto Sloppy joes live cam during the last week of October ... and your sweatpants may get tight
  • creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 23,500
    edited August 2022

    I went there on a cruise. A carpet mill gave dealers and contractors a free cruise with free booze and food. What could go wrong

    Key West was like you see on TV. I'm a not a big Florida guy. A poor man's California

    California for all its fuckery still has a superior coastline to Florida.
    Superior to look at in many cases (not all); not superior to get in an enjoy.

    Agree about when the ships are in. Last time I was there, a guy was walking with his girlfriend/wife/whatever got into an argument on Duvall with some guy whose job it was to get people to come into a gay bar. I mean, just keep walking dude. It's like getting mad at the card flippers on the Vegas strip. If those things anger you, go to Disney World and be done with it. Classic "just off the boat for a few hours" tourist.
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