2016 - USC v Alabama @ Jerry World

no_uh

That's the rumor down here. Get your plungers ready.

GrundleStiltzkin

no_uh said:

That's the rumor down here. Get your plungers ready.

Any time you're playing in Texas in August, it's special.

HFNY

My grandmother was in Bear Bryant's graduating class and my dad was born in Alabama.

RTR!

GrundleStiltzkin

HFNY said:

My grandmother was in Bear Bryant's graduating class and my dad was born in Alabama.

RTR!

Dawgfan406

I guarantee Sark brings a live elephant to practice...

HFNY

Does Saban having played under DJ do it for you then?

GrundleStiltzkin said:

HFNY said:

My grandmother was in Bear Bryant's graduating class and my dad was born in Alabama.

RTR!

PostGameOrangeSlices

Sark may not be coaching USC by then

GrundleStiltzkin

HFNY said:

Does Saban having played under DJ do it for you then?

Compared to your ancestors sharing a slate and cipherin' with Tha Bear? Then, Yes.

allpurpleallgold

I was initially confused by this but think I've made sense of it.

The pathetic scheduling while under Sark at UW was probably a product of Sark buying into 0-12 and the fact that he viewed Washington as a second tier program at best. The Alabama game indicates that he's not afraid of the big games, he should be, because he thinks he's a great coach and he won't be weighed down by UW anymore.

I can't fucking wait for this one. It has the look of the game that all USC fans turn on Sark. Tys Oregon game comes to mind.

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allpurpleallgold said:

I was initially confused by this but think I've made sense of it.

The pathetic scheduling while under Sark at UW was probably a product of Sark buying into 0-12 and the fact that he viewed Washington as a second tier program at best. The Alabama game indicates that he's not afraid of the big games, he should be, because he thinks he's a great coach and he won't be weighed down by UW anymore.

I can't fucking wait for this one. It has the look of the game that all USC fans turn on Sark. Tys Oregon game comes to mind.

I think he'll still be coaching in 2016 but I think the fans will have turned on him by then. I think 2016 is a win the division or LEAVE! type of year for him.

I do agree with you that Sark actually thinks he is a great coach and it was UW holding him back not the other way around. Which also means he isn't going to change anything as a coach so this game will be fun.

Saban who is a details guy against Sark who will be saying shit like "What a cool week to be a Trojan man. We get to play Alabama in a huge NFL stadium. This is pretty cool."

oregonblitzkrieg

Alabama's scheduling is highly impressive. Lets take on the mediocre Sark coached team instead of the current better teams in the PAC 12.

rodmansrage

altitude down there is gonna be a bitch.

HFNY

Good, because I'd hate to get your grundle all in a bunch...that would be a whole lot of twisting goin' on.

GrundleStiltzkin said:

HFNY said:

Does Saban having played under DJ do it for you then?

Compared to your ancestors sharing a slate and cipherin' with Tha Bear? Then, Yes.

oregonblitzkrieg

rodmansrage said:

altitude down there is gonna be a bitch.

So is the crusty, vomit inducing homage to tradition that homer fans of both of these elitist programs are going to be spewing for months leading up to the game.

UWerentThereMan

Oh sweet jesus did sark get throttled in that game. He rented the biggest TV he could find in LA to have at practice hoping the kids would get comfortable around it. They watched 16 and pregnant and played XBOX One (TM) games during the week before the game. Fucking retarded waste of time right there, but the kids loved it; a great thing for the players to be able to relate fun stories like that to recruits.

topdawgnc

HFNY said:

My grandmother was in Bear Bryant's graduating class and my dad was born in Alabama.

RTR!

Think granny fucked him? Or just gave him head?

GrundleStiltzkin

Taint a problem man.

HFNY said:

Good, because I'd hate to get your grundle all in a bunch...that would be a whole lot of twisting goin' on.

GrundleStiltzkin said:

HFNY said:

Does Saban having played under DJ do it for you then?

Compared to your ancestors sharing a slate and cipherin' with Tha Bear? Then, Yes.

Dawgfan406

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Sark may not be coaching USC by then

There is a 81% chance this is true. Both Sark and Pat Haden could be gone by this time in 2016. No way SC puts up with 2 mediocre years of Sark losing dreckfest away games and his dude brah demeanor towards players and LA media. That shit is gonna get old real quick after this season.

SC wont fuck around after the Sark firing. This is as good as it gets for entertainment value. I guarantee they will be looking for a high profile coach and willing to spend top dollar to be the premier program on the west coast once again.

oregonblitzkrieg

Dawgfan406 said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Sark may not be coaching USC by then

I guarantee they will be looking for a high profile coach and willing to spend top dollar to be the premier program on the west coast once again.

Fuck SC. It isn't their god given right to be the premiere program on the west coast, but they act like it. The rest of the PAC 12 needs to continue pressing it's collective heel on their necks and keep them down in the mud for as long as possible.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

oregonblitzkrieg said:

Dawgfan406 said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Sark may not be coaching USC by then

I guarantee they will be looking for a high profile coach and willing to spend top dollar to be the premier program on the west coast once again.

Fuck SC. It isn't their god given right to be the premiere program on the west coast, but they act like it. The rest of the PAC 12 needs to continue pressing it's collective heel on their necks and keep them down in the mud for as long as possible.

SC as a premier program >> Oregon

dnc

rodmansrage said:

altitude down there is gonna be a bitch.

wtfay???