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The Offseason Natty Thread: Portals, Assistant Coaches, Leopard Jackets, etc.

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  • TheHB
    TheHB Member Posts: 6,733

    RealRhino said:

    What I see is Will Harris is putting out two CBs that will get picked In the first two days of the NFL draft, while all Dante Williams is putting out feelers and resumes. So yes, at this point I’d take Harris.

    And you’re telling me that leaving Oregon after a RB to go to the sinking USS Helton is a step up? Ok.

    One of the worst takes I have seen. Harris is worthless. Provides no value to the program. Does he even coach the corners? He had been focusing on then safeties prior. Our safeties have been worthless for multiple years now.
    Yeah, if he sucks at crootin’ and can’t corch, uhh what good is he exactly?
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter

    chuck said:

    Swaye said:

    By popular demand, unless Stalin nukes it and me, the ONT! We can gab about leopard print jackets, smokers voices, awkward hugs, underage coaches daughters, and maybe even The Haen Train (ask Julie she knows what's up).



    If you were to put a thought bubble above DeBoer here based on Cohen's personality and his expression, what would it say? I would go with something like "I think this goofy chick might actually want a piece of my deboner".
    You guys going to KEG House later? I guess Deboner’s got a sweet fuckin’ spoadie.


    Spoadie, lullzzzzzz. Top 3 drunk, in a bad way, came from a spoadie at a UW marching band party. Shoutout @MelloDawg .
  • MelloDawg
    MelloDawg Member Posts: 6,917

    chuck said:

    Swaye said:

    By popular demand, unless Stalin nukes it and me, the ONT! We can gab about leopard print jackets, smokers voices, awkward hugs, underage coaches daughters, and maybe even The Haen Train (ask Julie she knows what's up).



    If you were to put a thought bubble above DeBoer here based on Cohen's personality and his expression, what would it say? I would go with something like "I think this goofy chick might actually want a piece of my deboner".
    You guys going to KEG House later? I guess Deboner’s got a sweet fuckin’ spoadie.


    Spoadie, lullzzzzzz. Top 3 drunk, in a bad way, came from a spoadie at a UW marching band party. Shoutout @MelloDawg .
    Was I there? If they were also doing tubes of nitrous, then perhaps I was.
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    MelloDawg said:

    chuck said:

    Swaye said:

    By popular demand, unless Stalin nukes it and me, the ONT! We can gab about leopard print jackets, smokers voices, awkward hugs, underage coaches daughters, and maybe even The Haen Train (ask Julie she knows what's up).



    If you were to put a thought bubble above DeBoer here based on Cohen's personality and his expression, what would it say? I would go with something like "I think this goofy chick might actually want a piece of my deboner".
    You guys going to KEG House later? I guess Deboner’s got a sweet fuckin’ spoadie.


    Spoadie, lullzzzzzz. Top 3 drunk, in a bad way, came from a spoadie at a UW marching band party. Shoutout @MelloDawg .
    Was I there? If they were also doing tubes of nitrous, then perhaps I was.
    This was... spring break tim of 1994. I think.
  • PurpleReign
    PurpleReign Member Posts: 5,480
    Do we have any spies in the field right now?
  • insinceredawg
    insinceredawg Member Posts: 5,117

    my sources say Haener and Cropper are BOTH portaling here. Donte Williams is also coming here and may bring a few USC decommits with him.

    Source?
  • TheHB
    TheHB Member Posts: 6,733

    my sources say Haener and Cropper are BOTH portaling here. Donte Williams is also coming here and may bring a few USC decommits with him.

    It’s bullshit until it isn’t.
  • RealRhino
    RealRhino Member Posts: 615

    RealRhino said:

    What I see is Will Harris is putting out two CBs that will get picked In the first two days of the NFL draft, while all Dante Williams is putting out feelers and resumes. So yes, at this point I’d take Harris.

    And you’re telling me that leaving Oregon after a RB to go to the sinking USS Helton is a step up? Ok.

    One of the worst takes I have seen. Harris is worthless. Provides no value to the program. Does he even coach the corners? He had been focusing on then safeties prior. Our safeties have been worthless for multiple years now.
    This is what people that stroke it to TBSing say. It's the same thing I heard about Strausser at OL. Tell me, is our OL better now than it was in 2016? It was what I heard about Babushka. Tell me, is our QB play and offense better now than it was when he was here? It was what I heard about Brent Pease at WR. Tell me, is our WR play better now than when Dante and Ross were here?

    Recruiting means fuck all if you can't fucking coach. The performance on the field isn't just what matters most, it's ALL that matters. And none of Donte Williams's corners have performed.